Tis A Blog of Posts O’ Shit

I have lots of thoughts that make no sense so I put them here! If something doesn’t make sense ask me and I shall explain it.

[asexualagainstmushrooms]

Pool water! Sky juice!

[asexualagainstmushrooms]

People who work with dirt appreciate the potential of garbage

[asexualagainstmushrooms]

Skedaba daba do

Fred Flintsotm e

[asexualagainstmushrooms]

I’m logged back in

[hasbeenwonderland]

One day will this be updated? I do not care how long it may take- for some stories I have been waiting years- but if there’s a chance this will be updated I figured I would ask. I will wait regardless.

To answer your question, YES IT WILL

I planned to keep writing on this story but sadly I'm currently in different hyperfixation which kinda hard for me to focus and if I force myself I afraid the writing will be bad 😞 And not just that, my real life has been so busy, I have many assignments, and it takes away my time and brain juice

I actually always feel guilty to pause the fic this long, literally it probably already a year damn...

But to make you guys feel better, I WILL continue this fic! the next chapter already in progress! I'm planning to release atleast 3 chapters later in my comeback

[asexualagainstmushrooms]

I will literally wait as long as you need this is a very niche fic that I am lovin!

[asexualagainstmushrooms]

I feel like pipe cleaners aren’t as emotionally relevant now

[asexualagainstmushrooms]

Culturally too

[asexualagainstmushrooms]

I feel like pipe cleaners aren’t as emotionally relevant now

[asexualagainstmushrooms]

Does anyone else have the urge to eat an iPad like a pizza

[asexualagainstmushrooms]

Hmmmmm

[asexualagainstmushrooms]

Whatever happened to butterfly nets

They aren’t a thing anymore

I miss them

I never actually caught a butterfly with them though

Just disappointment

[i-am-a-fish]

hey guys does anyone know where I can find respite from the horrors

[asexualagainstmushrooms]

Golden retriever sanctuary from hours 3pm-6pm

[i-am-a-fish]

fish will you be the livvy dunne to my baby gronk youre so sigma w a lvl ten gyatt im not being skibidi i wanna rizz you up

I really need you to never say that ever again

[cherries-of-wrath]

could someone translate this?

[hahagga]

Fish will you be the juliet to my romeo you are so wonderful with a glorious behind, i am not being facetious i do wish to court you

[i-am-a-fish]

I can't read shakespeare can someone please translate this again

[bitchass-dyke]

fish i love you

[i-am-a-fish]

not now we gotta translate this

[asexualagainstmushrooms]

I’m aroace I am not the person to ask

[hollowknightheadcanons]

what if i came back

[asexualagainstmushrooms]

gasp

[i-am-a-fish]

I brought an apple with me into the shower, I took my shower with the lights off, listening to folk music and I ate the apple in the shower

[asexualagainstmushrooms]

I do that but with pomegranate

[shervso]

ok, since my last notes post did so well

if this gets 10,000 notes by september, i’ll come out as trans to my parents and ask to get my name changed

ive always promised myself i would come out as trans by then, but im honestly just too scared to

dont worry, they are accepting, they treat my trans friend amazingly and even when he isnt around correct themselves when they accidentally misgender him

im sorry if this sounds like im milking for notes, thats not at all my intention here

[denmark-forreal]

@official-denmark can u pull out thaf huge list?

[official-denmark]

I'm pretty sure that list has a bunch of people who asked not to be on tag lists, so I'll just steal @non-tyrannical-usa's list again.

@official-denmark @denmark-forreal @denmark-official @denmarklandia-official

@actually-danish-denmark @official-hongkong @official-ireland @definitelytherepublicofireland @actually-literally-ireland

@forever-scotland @totally-france @france-unofficial @russia-totallyofficial

@germany-official @totally-germany @genuinely-germany @definitely-britain @definitely-canada

@official-new-zealand @nihonkokuu @india-official @yugoslavia-official @wales-official

@the-offical-roman-empire @the-official-italy @guatemala-official @totally-italy @the-principality-of-sealand

@definitely-brasil @holy-roman-empire-revived @spain-unofficial @very-real-australia

@antiquitian-empire @literally-luxembourg @100-percent-real-official-malta @definitely-totally-croatia @republic-of-philippines

@totally-japan @therealrepublicofkorea @pakistan-official @i-am-poland @kingdom-of-asgardia-real

@very-much-mexico @republic-of-molossia @the-kingdom-of-norway @sweden-official @non-tyrannical-usa

@the-entire-country-of-sweden @greenland-offical @michigan-is-cool-trust-me @the-state-of-michigan

@state-0f-0hio-official @cape-breton-island-itself @state-of-florida-official @state-of-connecticut-official @the-us-navy-offical

@the-us-navy @the-real-illinois @the-state-of-georgia-official @the-official-goose-god @utah-offical

@mhm-wisconsin @rejasthanofficial @stateofuttarpradeshindiaofficial @the-only-ontario

@actually-alberta @newjersey-official @new-york-for-real @definitely-indiana @the-province-of-nova-scotia-real

@femboy-state-of-florida-official @the-republic-of-texas @new-hampshire-real @unofficial-illinois

@newhampshireofficial @saskatchewan-real @quebec-official @texas-real @rhode-island-real

@we-are-not-the-feds @totally-texas @telangana-official @sovereign-state-of-alaska @tamil-nadu-official

@west-bengal-official @this-is-goa @totally-oregon @buffalony-official @maharashtra-official

@kolkatabbg @gujarat-official @axom-miss @karnatakaofficial @canadian-tire-real

@tamilnadu-official @bihar-official @mumbai-official @communist-usa-real @officially-gay-va

@definitely-north-america @antarcitica-official @official-the-pacific-ocean @the-real-atlantic-ocean @nigerianaspecforces

@bangladesh-official @hyderabad-unofficial @delhi-the-capital @thestateoflouisiana @amul-unofficial

@ohio-thestate @maryland-officially @definitely-the-real-belgium @america-official @literally-the-first-state

[supermilkshakebanana]

@nevaeh-daughterofvalcarol @mettallon @superherokisser @k---a----i @achilleslefttoe @esmerxyaugusta @spider-swift @cringecat9 @rxmqnova @cute-catts @iconsumethesoulsofthedamned @photogenic-strawberry @girlwithherheadinthestars @deafeninghorseponypanda @slightlyobsessedwslytherins @beechaotic @annotated-catastrophe @iamunabletothinkofablogname @th3-c0rps3-r0gu3 @soupymouse @loulooser @thecrazyalchemist

[nev-valkyriesdottir]

@thedreemer-artrequestsopen @an-obssesed-lesbrian15 @bisexualswordlady @steh-lar-uh-nuhs @cha0ticlesbian @mettallon @caroldanverofficial @padchai @kamala-msmarvel-khan @agent-maria-hill @queer-red-panda @esmerxyaugusta @capt-carter-mostly-official @midtown-braincell-holder @virginia-pepper-potts01 @moongirlwidow @fully-official-carol-danvers @iyla-difransisco @ilovesnat @little-lady-cecily @karmas-a-bitch-and-so-am-i

[mettallon]

@definitelynot-peterp4rker @creativeflowers87 @la-creechura @thatonebitheaterkid @ghostyy-boy @thedreemer-artrequestsopen @kamala-msmarvel-khan @iamfear @sage-thesimp @calypso-daughter-of-atlas @nico-di-angelo-aaaaa @1amhumans @lilithham @queer-red-panda @asexualagainstmushrooms @mentallyillkitcat @achilleslefttoe @enthusispastic @s0ft-st4rs-v1vian @supermilkshakebanana @ab-art-07 @totallynots8tan @greatwerewolfbeliever @flightlaw @daniel-targaryen @hateistooclosetolove @thefuzzhead @nil-me-setanta

[i-am-a-fish]

I like being lesbian. women

[asexualagainstmushrooms]

*nods*

Women

[i-am-a-fish]

I hope you feel joy within the next ten minutes

[asexualagainstmushrooms]

You know what? I’m feeling fancy today I’m gonna treat myself

[asexualagainstmushrooms]

Fancy~