Questionable Transmasc Passing advice

SATIRE BLOG!! With QUESTIONABLE advice

[creativelynex]

@questionable-ftm-passing-advice when are asks gonna be open? i have some ideas

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Still struggling my way through 400+ more asks, idk at this point, its all a bit much

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Kiss boys to absorb their manliness

Kiss. BOYS.

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get food poisoning from eating raw chicken breast

Nomnomnomnom

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Whenever you walk out a building, or exit a car, you hand slap all 19 of your pockets macarena style to make sure you got your wallet, phone, nicotine, emotional support energy drink, sunglasses on your head and your hat is straight.

And when you lose something, dont grab your chests like its in your bra. Do the afore mentioned macarena.

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start driving exclusively toyota Priuses. Idk why but they're the manliest car

When it breaks, fix it yourself. If you cant, buy an identical one off of Ebay

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WEAR PLATFORM LEATHER BOOTS. YES. ALSO .TYPE IN UPPERCASE JUST BECAUSE ITS MANLY. ALWAYS.

It makes it seem like youre shouting ehich is very manly

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every single nasty thing u do is manly, burp? Have greasy hair? Be strange and off putting? Manly as hell

Yesssss

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douse yourself in cheap crappy mens deodorant every day

Better smell like crappy deodarant than ti be stinky

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get REALLY into a sport such as football or soccer and every time your team scores a goal scream at the top of your lungs

Throw a fit when your team doesnt win

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ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

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it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

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tastes delicious so good. idk what to do with it though

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thank you for your recommendation! with brief consideration, it has been disregarded.

[kingsl3y7530]

@questionable-ftm-passing-advice spread caramel on your carpet and give yourself an ant infestation

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Spread caramel on your carpet and give yourself an ant infestation

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get testosterone hungry and eat a gigantic steak

I could go for a steak rn

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Get really weird pets like bugs and snakes and things

Then mansplain how to care for them even if it's really simple or the other people know how to do it

Make awful punssssss about it too

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Manspread. Take up three bus seats. Take up an entire airplane row. Be obnoxious about it.

TAKE. UP. SPACE.

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become jack twist from brokeback mountain (just don't die)

^be gay or smth idk i haven't seen the movie yet

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ok this is specifically for my tmascs in England

stop saying "thank you". say "cheers". someone opens a door for you? "cheers, mate." you're at a café and someone brings you your drink? "ah, cheers." trust me, it works wonders

i cannot comment on how effective this is in the US but here in the UK it's incredible

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Randomly salute people for no particular reason

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if you're planning on turning to toxic masculinity, then do it LITERALLY

drink a whole gallon of radioactive plutonium and eat raw uranium with a side of mercury

AND. dont forget to be nice to ladies. they loooove a thermonuclear dude whos also polite and charming

Become toxic!!! (Literally)