Questionable-vegetable

Visual representation of celery

[holmes-at-the-helm]

school is like if you do not have a mental illness one will be provided for you

[colehersch]

do u watch Podcast But Outside

[certifiedboob]

nat 20 on deception

[trainthief]

Fuck all customers except whoever left us an anonymous store review saying they drive by three other locations to come to ours because they’re bisexual and everyone who works here is hot

[turing-tested]

it’s ok to steal from people who golf

[dragonagegenerator]

fool (self-diagnosed)

[teenscoolest]

[perrybearwaks]

[ed-longshanks]

[theshitneyspears]

this is WILD

[pulsatingsound-deactivated20211]

I WENT INTO ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK

[catchymemes]

[keepthemacramesecret]

this is an extremely underrated moment tbh

[mintsyrup-deactivated20191203]

first day of school: this isnt so bad maybe i can make it through this year

second day of school:

[whitepeopletwitter]

[the-memedaddy]

[gravityless]

im surprised no one has ever punched me in the face

[catchymemes]

[cruzfucker]

i hate when the teacher’s like “write about a bad time in your life” like i ain’t tryna get a social worker up my ass, thanks tho fam