Be the big spoon and poke me with ya dick, babe
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@questionable515
Be the big spoon and poke me with ya dick, babe
OKAY OKAY OKAY I KNOW THERE ARE SO MANY FANDOMS STARTING NOW, LIKE THE SINK FANDOM AND THE TREEHOUSE FANDOM AND THE BLANKET FORT FANDOM, BUT YOU ARE ALL MISSING ONE.
SECRET
FREAKIN’
ROOMS
LIKE
PEOPLE
BUILD ROOMS
WITHIN ROOMS
BUT THEY AREN’T LIMITED TO INSIDE THE HOME
THAT’S RIGHT
THERE ARE SECRET ROOMS FOR CARS
HONESTLY THOUGH
YOU EITHER LIKE SECRET ROOMS
OR YOU’RE WRONG
I have always wanted a house with secret rooms.
My goal in life is to become an eccentric recluse with an entire manor filled with secret rooms young intrepid junior-detectives will want to explore to look for clues. I will then proceed to spook them periodically while wearing a bedsheet with holes cut out, and stare at them creepily from behind paintings.
This is my ultimate goal so far
I don’t NEED secret rooms - being a hermit/swamp hag HAS advantages - but I WANT THEM!
The first of those secret rooms is a sauna.
I’m sold.
two sick horses evaluating an orb
“it floats”
“don’t like that”
The twitter lesbian open shirt trend tm brought to you by Zarya and Mei (◑‿◑)
im so angry that this pic isnt in focus but pls look at my bouncy little dog
“Im always going to love you, and im going to hate me for not being enough.”
— (via coral)
Finally the Weekend!
Me: “I don’t need sex”
My hormones: “first of all .. you’re horny asf, stop lying”
it gets lonely in bikini bottom
Murder at Disney
If Edna dissed me like that I’d have to throw my whole self in the trash out of shame.