i'll take your chaos and your crooked in a heartbeat

julie - 20 - she/her - bi

[lasttoleavetheparty]

20. #usersadyeehaw

✩ julie. bi, she/her. libra.

URL CHANGE

@/octoberconstellation -> @/lasttoleavetheparty

music finneas, chappell roan, 5 seconds of summer + their solo projects, tyla, maisie peters, little luna, cxloe, jensen mcrae, fleetwood mac, ashe, cyndi lauper, elton john, dodie, grace enger + jake minch + kevin atwater, gracie abrams, halle, megan thee stallion, jewel, boygenius, conan gray, noah kahan, dwight yokam, olivia rodrigo, taylor swift, sabrina carpenter ,

movies & shows the princess bride, mean girls, bottoms, dead poets society, lisa frankenstein, it's a wonderful life, the sound of music

books & prose - anne of green gables, fahrenheit 451, the hunger games, the little prince, the handmaids tale, rebecca, to kill a mockingbird & go set a watchman, the yellow wallpaper, a series of unfortunate events, song of achilles, girl by jamaica kincaid favorite songs - a concert six months from now + partners in crime, i'm still your boy (luke hemmings), twinkle twinkle little star, california (chappell), mr brightside, never gonna give you up, paparazzi, hot mess (dodie)

sideblogs:

@like-lovers-or-partners-in-crime (aesthetics)

@you-look-like-stevie-nicks (stevie nicks, but I forget to post there)

[mydarkestnights]

i wanna transport you to somewhere the culture's clever

[spinejackel]

I recently found my “gold” hammer after misplacing it. It’s my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy,

but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.

BUT, if you twist the very end and unscrew that

you find a phillips screwdriver.

BUT DON’T THINK THAT’S ALL THERE IS! THERE’S MORE!! unscrew the very end again to find a smaller flat-head screwdriver!

BUT THAT’S STILL NOT THE END!!

unscrew the end of this screwdriver to find a final, teeny tiny, flat-head screwdriver

look at how cute it is!

it’s like a matryoshka doll of tools.

[xeno-lalia]

I have one of these and I keep it in my IT toolkit because that teeny little screwdriver is the right side for laptop casings, but because it lives inside a large object it’s harder to misplace than a standard tiny screwdriver. Also because the look on a client’s face when you bring out a brass hammer to fix their laptop is absolutely wild.

[lasttoleavetheparty]

how gay are the disney princesses for power point night!!!

@goosecoven

[oneclickangel]

reblog if you're corny and insufferable

[dogpuppy]

[paradoxial-cunt]

[bog-goblin]

[bog-goblin]

[i-am-a-fish]

[ufo-offical]

*flies past*

[louisegluckpdf]

djs should face constant threat of elimination when they’re dj’ing. they should be standing on a trapdoor and everyone in the audience should get a little clicker with a button and if enough people press the button the trapdoor opens sending the dj tumbling into a purgatorial abyss. no more tyranny of the dj. let the people have a say

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out

[draconym]

This week I've had to fill out a lot of forms with this mandatory question:

Which feels like "there are only two genders" wearing a woke hat

[stout-stoat]

i got this one a few days ago

[draconym]

[fiddlepickdouglas]

A personal fave I came across

[aydenburd]

I have a contribution courtesy of my ex-dentist

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

hi

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

actually i want to be alone rn

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

no i dont... hi

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

i think i might need to be on my own rn

[paranormal-taters]

hang on i need to review my entire post history from all time and make sure i haven't said anything embarrassing

[paranormal-taters]

awful news guys

[legallybrunettedotcom]

ever since i learned abt the concept of networking i knew i was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[snapscube]

can u move things with ur mind?

yeah but only if i use my hands

[prettycolors]

[prettycolors]