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@quiestmemoria
HEY DASHBOARD ! it’s LIGHT , comin’ at ya with a reboot of a blog that’s been out of commission for roughly 2 years . so if you’re interested in a highly selective / private , heacanon-based , somewhat canon-divergent VANDERWOOD of mystic messenger ( not fandom affiliated ) , then do your local enby a favor and spread this around like honey butter , would ya ?
shit my groupchat has said - an ask meme
this ask meme is very long, and very nsfw! there are currently 88 starter sentences, and more may be added. apparently, when you scroll up in discord far enough, your computer will lay down and die. anyway, have fun with this, and feel free to change things up or add your own to the list!
“that’s so southern of you.”
“we’re close enough friends that i can just post tit pics and it’s no big deal.”
“i’ve become she-woman man-fucker.”
“why would i want to fuck him? he looks like a thumb.”
“the highlight of that trip was having very loud sex at a family resort.”
“do you ever just read something and immediately wish the hag would come of of her cave and just kill you?”
“i have a feeling that you aren’t about that, judging by the spaghetti dog.”
“your mom is the ultimate wing man.”
“her dress looked like a fancy latex sex dungeon get up.”
“she looks like a raw squid.”
“i’ve got 20 barrels of grog and some bombs.”
“my brand of romance is accidentally meme-ing while nearly sexting.”
“…the rest of the brain is devoted to stupid, ape stuff. like eating.”
“you’re the soft butch we all need in our lives.”
“bobby flay better not fuck my grandma.”
“fucking help me fend off the straight boys.”
“i’m attracted to the fish prince.”
“can you girlfriend her and have her send me some edibles? thanks.”
“this is the world’s okayest pie crust.”
“i’m proof that aquarians have god complexes.”
“i just realized that it’s a full moon AND mercury is in retrograde.”
“we all fuckin’ weebs.”
“i just need lobster when i get to the east coast, and then i’ll be gucci.”
“we all just wanna get topped and loaded like a bacon cheese baked potato.”
“fucking. unicorn skin armor.”
“war … playing with anime tiddies.”
Keep reading
character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*
me:
character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*
me:
character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*
me:
SENTENCE MEME ⟶ FUCK, THAT’S DELICIOUS / WEBSERIES always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.
“This is one of my favorite places.”
“I’m hungry as a motherfucker.”
“He’s over there showing me up. Who the fuck does he think he is?”
“Oh, shit, I sense some crazy shit.”
“I’m an addict for malted milkshakes.”
“I just need a fucking milkshake.”
“I’m old, I’m getting old.”
“I come here to feel like a child again.”
“It’s fucking sad that this is what I’m waiting for all day.”
“I could do a cannon ball into the fudge.”
“I’m taking dads all over the place.”
“I’m telling you that you ain’t shit.”
“Tell me I’m trash.”
“You’re a piece of fucking garbage.”
“We, uh, ordered the entire menu.”
“I just want to make guacamole. Non-stop guacamole.”
“It’s one of the sleaziest places on earth, but I’ll fuck with it.”
“In usual fashion, I get bored a lot.”
“Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Fuck! Fuck. Fuck, fuck.”
“We rock sandals, man.”
“How could you really go wrong with this?”
“What more could you ask for?”
“I’m gonna do a mountain hike naked.”
“Fire cleans everything, trust me.”
“That’s a beautiful fucking fire.”
“I hate that I love it so much.”
“It’s time to get healthy. For the day, anyway.”
“How do you not understand what I’m saying to you?”
“This is all very old-timey.”
“This right here is the heartbeat of a city.”
“No one had money on them. Who the fuck doesn’t have money on them?”
“He didn’t believe me. I wouldn’t have even believed me.”
“How did they smuggle you in here?”
“I could’ve been a child model.”
“You’re a fucking drug dealer.”
“I’m ready to eat every fucking thing possible.”
“I’m not cursing as much –– I’m a real fucking gentleman.”
“If pizza only takes eight minutes to cook, why’s it take forty five to get the motherfucker?”
“It’s not the best idea to be stoned out of your face.”
“This guy knows more shit than anybody.”
“Fruit and fried things just go well together.”
“How many crimes have you been charged with?”
“You always know how to ruin everything.”
“Men with mustaches are known for weird shit.”
“I’m fucking done with you. You’re a piece of shit.”
“Fried chicken is a staple in any household.”
“Any time you can swing a big cleaver, swing a big cleaver.”
“This guy is like top level fucking human.”
“Fuck the corporation bullshit.”
“I’m having a total eclipse of the heart right now.”
“I’m stoned out of my mind.”
“I never thought I’d see this in my life, but here we are.”
“I really don’t want to ruin your dinner.”
“If you cook your pasta to mush, I hate you.”
“I’m in a beautiful mind frame.”
“One of the best meals I had was behind a heavy metal bar.”
“I feel like I’m in the middle of a knife fight.”
“We went to a lot of fancy places, but the fucking best is in the back of a nightclub.”
“This is literally the best I’ve ever been treated.”
“That’s illegal in 38 states.”
“My little tastebuds are doing backflips right now.”
“I just want to say, you’re the bomb diggity.”
“That’s my new thing –– naked boxing.”
“You only got $7 and wanna bet it?”
“The foldable cutting board is one of the greatest inventions ever made.”
“You didn’t put too much weed in that, I like it.”
“Look at this. That’s the perfect steak.”
“I’m trying to eat a little bit cleaner now.”
“Out here is about gaining perspective.”
“I’m from England, I’m not used to this kind of weather.”
“This fucking bread is fucking perfect!”
“Things you should always have in your pantry at all times: olive oil, red pepper flakes, garlic, and pepper. Everyone knows that.”
“You’re on top of the fucking world.”
“You’re pissing me off, [name]!”
“I’m one of the most punctual people in the history of life.”
“When food is this beautiful, I feel bad eating it.”
“Hold up, I gotta Instagram this shit.”
“Damn, that shit’s bomb.”
“It’s sexy to show up a few minutes late.”
“I don’t know how to be late. I’m always half an hour early.”
“I’d rather eat a good meal than have sex.”
“If you got stuck on an island, would you rather have sex with a lizard woman but have the best chefs and food in the world, or have the hottest woman in the world and only eat McDonald’s?”
“This shit is next level.”
“I think we need manis and pedis, guys.”
“Nothing makes you feel more like a man than getting your toes done.”
“I can’t go to the gym, I gotta go get tacos.”
A Savior’s chorus echoes in the depths of her mind. There are no ANGELS, just skeletons. Their eyes are not quite dead.
They never blink. They always WATCH.
:// Salice Mun :// Mint-Eye affiliated MC of Mystic Messenger :// Muse and Mun 18+ - [ contains nsfw themes ] :// Penned by Jay
!!!!!!!!! Welcome back !!!!!!! 💖💖💖💖
xx. Thank you bby!!! I'm so happy to back~! I missed you all ;-;
one more nail in the coffin, one more foot in the grave every happy ever after has a debt to pay.
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MUN RECAP~!
Since my last post was a muse recap, here’s a simple thing for me! A quick list of ‘rules’ or whatever, and a wee bit about myself.
My name is Jess, but I pen by Jay! Call me whichever. Pronouns are she/her, they/them is fine too, and I am over the age of 21.
As I get back into the swing of things, my activity will be a bit spotty, but feel free to message me or ask for my discord at any time! I’m always open to plotting, writing with new people, or discussing anything here and there.
My blog does and will contain NSFW themes, therefore I ask that any interaction is with a mun over the age of 18. I do check rules and pages for an age, and if you do not have anything indicating you are not a minor, then I will not respond. I’m also a better bullshitter than you are, so don’t go lyin’ about your age to me. ;)
I probably already ship it. Whatever it is.
I’ve only had one drama on this blog (it’s a old blog, now) and I intend on keeping it that way. I’m always open for discussion if there are any issues, and I expect mutual respect and using adult language and big boy words whilst doing so. Want to be explosive and immature about something? I’m already over it.
I’ve no triggers that need to be listed, and I try to cover all of the more common content warnings when I post. If I have tagged something and that could be triggering to you, please call it out to me and I will fix my post and tag from there on out.
Anyways, that’s it. Inbox is usually always open, as are messages, so feel free to contact me anytime. <3
CHARACTER RECAP
Now that I’m jumping back into the scene, here’s a quick rundown on Salice as a refresher!
Salice Mun Age 22 Local Spitfire, Scorpio Disaster, Overall Fuckhead
Blog canon depicts Salice as an alternate MC; yeah, another one of those MINT EYE MCs. She doesn’t know it though because she has a m n e s i a in a way where she cannot recall any specific events before day Mystic Messenger Day One. Feel free to ask her about her life, she has no fuckin’ idea, only vague recollections of her identity and a general sense of self-preservation. What about personal records? Medical records? All clean. Curious about how to found out more? Thaaaat’s gonna have to be a thread plot.
So how does she function in MM canon? She goes along with it, she leans into the skid, it’s an act of survival until she can figure shit out. Any personal details are probably bullshitted, and it’s a wonder that she knows her own name, or knows that she dislikes the color pink (she’s edgy, bro). Salice is a tough woman with a temperament of a chihuahua (50% anger 50% shake), but as all edgy characters do, she has a soft underbelly for those she naturally gravitates toward.
The past and purpose of her existence is a ‘mystery’, but to meta a bit, it most likely develops depending on interaction. Like a horrible fetch quest, it just comes with plot and development. Most likely, players will never actually know the truth. Salice is Mint Eye, well was Mint Eye, before the whole amnesia thing. Only a few years before canon events of MM, she had been lured in and enticed as a chick on her last leg with nothing to lose -- but Mint Eye provided a home, security, a bed, and not to mention the blue elixir that would eventually strip her of human decency. Then a mission of infiltration gone terribly awry.
It was an overdose of blue that led to her amnesia, after all.
xx. W HE E Z E stumbles in from the depths of hell
Hi
I’m actually legitimately considering relaunching this blog, and considering my last ‘post’ was from… 5 months ago… it’s definitely been a while since I’ve logged in. Long story short, due to the epic romance that has bloomed between myself and @thingonc (thank you to this blog for that c: ), I will be relocating cross country to permanently be with the love of my life as of… mm about November 1st. Once things settle down, I fully intend on coming back and combing through to see who’s still active and expanding verses for Salice to start rping her again. Thank you to everyone to who’s kept in touch with me in my absence as life got fuckin C R A ZY (in a good way hehe) and those who tell me they miss Salice and want more. That means SO MUCH to me and it’s really flattering to hear that.
I’ll be keeping MysMe as home base, but I’m hoping to really expand out as I get used to writing again. I love my MysMe boys and girl and all the wonderful people I’ve met because of it.
Anyways, I’ll be back shortly to check up and I love all of you and I can’t wait to write again <3
xx. HEY ALL I’m friggin MOVED IN and settled. A lot has happened since I last posted, mainly getting engaged to a 707 rper on here LOL. I’m actually not kidding.
I’ll be keeping this blog instead of remaking, I’m way too damn lazy. Gonna check in on people and catch up on discord threads.
Hit me up if you wanna write ;)
xx. W HE E Z E stumbles in from the depths of hell
Hi
I’m actually legitimately considering relaunching this blog, and considering my last ‘post’ was from... 5 months ago... it’s definitely been a while since I’ve logged in. Long story short, due to the epic romance that has bloomed between myself and @thingonc (thank you to this blog for that c: ), I will be relocating cross country to permanently be with the love of my life as of... mm about November 1st. Once things settle down, I fully intend on coming back and combing through to see who’s still active and expanding verses for Salice to start rping her again. Thank you to everyone to who’s kept in touch with me in my absence as life got fuckin C R A ZY (in a good way hehe) and those who tell me they miss Salice and want more. That means SO MUCH to me and it’s really flattering to hear that.
I’ll be keeping MysMe as home base, but I’m hoping to really expand out as I get used to writing again. I love my MysMe boys and girl and all the wonderful people I’ve met because of it.
Anyways, I’ll be back shortly to check up and I love all of you and I can’t wait to write again <3
ooc; I’ll come back 110% active if someone convince my boo @thingonc to do the same thing
xx. anyone still here? lmao
Sleeping With Other People (2015)
do you ever feel like
you were the A C C I D E N T?
the one that no one bothered to look at once, the one that no one complimented, the one that no one wanted –
and when you grew up, you felt so goddamn insecure about yourself
because no one loved you?