call me red.

whatre you doing here? 23, bisexual, tall. chaotic good, most of the time. horny bastard. he/she/they, call me what you will. en/de. terfs fuck off. been compared to neil cicierega more than once. yes I am THAT red from the mind electric videos. i'm actually really sexy irl yes I have posted photos you shouldve believed me. ddlc sideblog @heartbeatbookclub, scott pilgrim sideblog @pilgrim-posting, art sideblog @beddhead-art

[beddhead-red]

hey what the fuck are you doing here

i'm red, i'm a 20 something cryptid artist/writer/pianist/computer wiz/loser, baby, so why don't you kill me, and this is my pinned post

what's my genda? what's a genda with you pal

he/she/they, do as you please

TERFS FUCK OFF, SUCK MY COCK PHOTOMATT I'LL FUCK YOUR MOTHER IN YOUR OWN BED

my dms and askbox are generally always open if you want to be friends but i warn you i blow into dms like once a month with a big iron on my hip then immediately leave. i tag asks with #asks. i love my mutuals but mostly i interact with them via funny text in my reblogs and the occasional deranged text post where i talk about wanting to maul someone like a dog.

i have three sideblogs at present, @heartbeatbookclub is my DDLC blog (i am cringe but i am free, i put way too much effort into my posts on there), @beddhead-art is my art blog (i don't post there enough), and @pilgrim-posting is my Scott Pilgrim blog (currently obsessed, posting/liking way too much about it)

most of my muts/most liked blogs are trans women and lesbians and trans lesbians and that might say something about me (i think trans women and lesbians and trans lesbians rule, you guys are so cool, i hope the ones of you that are necromancers resurrect me when i next die)

i post a lot of horny shit on main, be cool

for tally hall fans i'm the mind electric guy. yeah i'm that guy on youtube who posted way too much about the mind electric. definitive edition part ii might happen idk

hey you. you there. look at my ocs. (tags for that will be #juno, #celeste, #nick, #jeleste, & #my ocs generally)

want to read my writing? here.

there are photos of me on this blog in some places. i have posted some funny stuff in the past. you'll find that under #pictures of me. one particularly notable picture of me used to be my old pinned post. this is what i actually look like i am not an cat

there are many more funny facts about me and this blog i could share, like what my disco elysium tag is, but i'm not one to give out that information willy nilly. what are you, a cop?

i am honestly just here for a laugh and maybe to see some boobs. i'm just some dork with an internet connection. i do my best to match the vibe of dril tweets a lot of the time

[feldfrog]

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

[charlesoberonn]

Female Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beard

Remaining time: 5 days 6 hours

[charlesoberonn]

Child Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 5 days 6 hours

[charlesoberonn]

Baby Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 5 days 6 hours

[charlesoberonn]

They shed their baby beards to make room for their adult beards. Like with baby teeth.

[sn4ilsh3llz]

[gaydogonline]

*show u my pawws* do u think they're cuute

*show u my paws* do u wnna touch them

*show u my paws* do u think they're soft paws

*show u my paws* do you love and care my soft paws

[tannisroute]

isn't it crazy that a woman being gender nonconforming literally just requires her to exist in her own body without making any changes whatsoever. why does the fact that i don't wear makeup and i don't shave and i don't wear a bra have to be some political act. why can't i just fucking exist

[flareonfloof]

when i stopped wearing makeup i stopped getting she/her'd

[retolee]

[gilded-sterne]

my fucking knight just went awawa. what could this mean?

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

[vocalsynthtextposts]

ppriiiide montgh Yay pride Yay

[unpeeled-human]

just have to make sure

[irish-american-chan]

The Summertime Is A Little Different From The Normaltime

[irish-american-chan]

Did You Know Clovers Theyre Doing This Kind Of Thing Nowadays

[only-cat-memes]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

[acerby]

Isn't Robo Estrogen Amazing!

[acerby]

I made a squeal.

Im trying to be kinder to my past self so made this.

[acerby]

Happy pride!

[hiveswap]

I am a hardened apocalypse zombie survivor and the dsmp is my lovely tragically deceased wife

[hiveswap]

if she got back up i wouldnt hesitate to put her back down but i'd have like, manpain about it

[astriiformes]

The polar opposite of corporate accounts trying to come across as hip and super friendly are the ones for libraries, aquariums, parks systems and the like, that are basically just trying to get people excited about learning and the wonder of history/science by posting things like this:

[mangopatch]

[demonladytakkuri]

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank

[winterthebeau]

Imagine if you saw a bunch of sandwiches just sitting in a big glass box