Please Leave Your Cocks At Home

Hey there! I'm Phillip. I work as a farmer in Konohana and I hate chickens. Feel free to leave your number ♥ The Group

[mia-ayana]

[old-helpyoudraw]

Various Male Jackets/Suits/Shirts

Transparent Umbrella

mode-5

teleesshop

teleesshop

bejubel

ebay

theleesshop

rtw-fashionspot

ebay

[drowninginrain]

IF YOU EVER WEAR THESE YOU’RE SURE TO GET LAID.

[the-radio-voice]

Who cares about get laid! i would just stay in front of the mirror and would fall in love with myself!

[littlelovelyfuck]

>implying I don’t do that all the time

[shooting-up-pie-in-the-sky-deac]

IT’S RIDICULOUS HOW HOT THESE CLOTHES ARE LOOK AT THE LAST ONE IT’S LIKE THE SEXIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN AND THERE’S NOT EVEN A PERSON IN IT I’M JUST IN LOVE WITH THE CLOTHES THEMSELVES LIKE WTF

[therinbinplge]

theleesshop is the most wonderful fucking thing on this planet

[shakesthehuman]

THANKYOUTHTANKYOUTHANKYOU

I’ve been looking everywhere for a site where I can buy these kinds of clothes!

[movedontoanotherlife-deactivate]

LET ME WEAR THEM ALL.

[quietfarming-blog]

>>Dan laid his back along the dock support, watching his victim from underneath the dock. With his water gun filled and ready for action, the man aimed and attacked Phillip. Once sure he had hit his target, Dan swam away.

>> Phillip nearly jumped out of his skin when he felt the water hit him. What the hell was that?! Looking down and then out, he frowned. Really?! Not fair!

[quietfarming-blog]

and here I thought girls only liked you because of your stellar video gaming skills

(I didn’t see this because I am trash. Nice to meet you.)

I think they like me most because I deliver bad news and I give witty one-liners. Is it working yet? ;) 

[quietfarming-blog]

I WAS PLAYING WITH MY JELLO AND IT FELL ON MY CARPET. DAMMIT I WANTED TO EAT THAT

[quietfarming-blog]

redsymphonic

 <u< Stalking animal crossing adoption blogs and...

Which one’s you looking for?

All of them. 

Chester, but I still need to cycle through a dozen villagers first.

Basically any deer except Fushia and Erik, Chevre, Pekoe, Chrissy/Francine (Of course), Lucky/Ankha (of course x2), Marshal, Peanut, Octopus....any cute looking ones I guess? 

[quietfarming-blog]

<u<

Stalking animal crossing adoption blogs and refreshing every 2 minutes in case a dreamie pops up.

 >u> 

[quietfarming-blog]

I think I need to fix my sleep schedule. I’ve completely turned nocturnal and I don’t think that’s too healthy...

[hallandoates1970topresent-deact]

girls only want me for my wingspan and beautiful plumage

[stability]

I may legally be an adult but don’t be fooled, I have no idea what the hell im doing

[quietfarming-blog]

Thank you ladies ♥

[quietfarming-blog]

I think it was about time for a theme change :)

[quietfarming-blog]

I’m seeing sins.

Lots of sins.

[albino-black-sheep]

1 fruit

2 fruit

red fruit

blue fruit

But with all this fruit, where is the booty?

[quietfarming-blog]

Will this work?

[quietfarming-blog]

*accidentally texts nudes 2 the wrong number*

Phillip opens the text and blinks, quickly exiting out of his messages. He takes a deep breath, face pink before sending a response. 

[TXT] Well that’s… VERY nice and all…are you sure you want to give me this art? I’ll put it on my fridge if you really want.

[albino-black-sheep]

quietfarming:

henrys-special-eyes:

[Txt]: Uh, Okay??

>Henry decided, “Why not?” and carefully and tastefully took more artistic nudes, sending them to the mystery number. It’s not like this was going to come back to bite him in the ass one day, right?

>Phillip stared at the oncoming pictures, blinking a few times. Well that was…wow.

[TXT] Well those are nice! I’ll…try to find a good frame for them!

[txt] When you do make sure to kiss them for good luck ;D

[quietfarming-blog]

[TXT] Only for you. ;)

[quietfarming-blog]

*accidentally texts nudes 2 the wrong number*

Phillip opens the text and blinks, quickly exiting out of his messages. He takes a deep breath, face pink before sending a response. 

[TXT] Well that’s… VERY nice and all…are you sure you want to give me this art? I’ll put it on my fridge if you really want.

[albino-black-sheep]

quietfarming:

henrys-special-eyes:

[Txt] Ah crap. Wrong number! I guess you could put it on your fridge though if you want???

[TXT] Hmm…I might. Could be pretty interesting when people come over. (I mean, they never do, but still.) If you send a few more I could fill one of those picture frames with your nudes.

[Txt]: Uh, Okay??

>Henry decided, “Why not?” and carefully and tastefully took more artistic nudes, sending them to the mystery number. It’s not like this was going to come back to bite him in the ass one day, right?

[quietfarming-blog]

>Phillip stared at the oncoming pictures, blinking a few times. Well that was...wow.

[TXT] Well those are nice! I’ll...try to find a good frame for them!

[quietfarming-blog]

*accidentally texts nudes 2 the wrong number*

Phillip opens the text and blinks, quickly exiting out of his messages. He takes a deep breath, face pink before sending a response. 

[TXT] Well that’s… VERY nice and all…are you sure you want to give me this art? I’ll put it on my fridge if you really want.

[albino-black-sheep]

[Txt] Ah crap. Wrong number! I guess you could put it on your fridge though if you want???

[quietfarming-blog]

[TXT] Hmm...I might. Could be pretty interesting when people come over. (I mean, they never do, but still.) If you send a few more I could fill one of those picture frames with your nudes.