Hewwo??

I'm tired all the time but it fine

[buggachat]

can your pathetic elon musk bird site do this?

[cannibalchicken]

[curiooftheheart]

Wadi al Hitan literally means Whale Valley for anyone wondering

[baronfulmen]

That’s entrapment

[bastardbvby]

the look of utter despair on his face help

[ceykore]

happy power wash wednesday

[foone]

The gun wiggles are interesting. I bet they’re wobbling them based on your speed to help sell the speed, but they just don’t expect you to fall to infinity, and there’s no wind resistance so your terminal velocity is just unlimited, so the wobbles get to be incredibly huge

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

[dappervolkdrama]

The cold dark comes upon you, your life essence drains in a sickening pool beneath your wounded body. If it is an angel that comes to your side, it is no angel you’ve come to expect. You shed your flesh guided by a leafy hand that takes you down, deep down, into the hot belly of the earth.

Silently the small figure gestures toward computer terminal, nestled in the rocky crags of your new home. Confused you inquire, “what must I do?” With a mother’s kindly care the malignant entity cups your head in its hands and whispers, “play 3’s Forest Cleanup 2 Times”.

No one hears your screams.

[legs-are-just-for-show]

having friends who almost exclusively play MMORPGs is wild sometimes because they’ll post a screenshot like this and go “bro can you believe this?” and the rest of them will completely understand it

[prokopetz]

Honestly, if you see an angel that’s all eyes and wings and wheels of fire, you should be worried. Like, not because it’s going to hurt you or anything, but because scripturally, angels invariably appear to ordinary people in human form. In general, they only show their inhuman true forms to prophets – which means if you’re seeing them like that, they come bearing responsibility.

[domina-honoribila]

I woke up today with the phrase “spooky scary seraphim” in my head today, looks like we’re on the same wavelength.

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

i made a new christmas carol

[bunabi]

oh to be a minor NPC of a small village on the outskirts of the woods running a modestly-priced inn brimming with rowdy adventurers in the connected tavern

[weirdmageddon]

[blastoisarchive]

[fullmetalfisting]

Back in the 1800s you could just show up to a town and be like “I’m a wealthy prince” or “I’m a doctor” and no one checked if you were lying. I was born in the wrong time because in that madness I would thrive

[erevshelshoshanim]

Growing up fat, you get made fun of for everything you do, even basic shit like eating and laughing and breathing are funny when you do it because youre fat! And its so hard to not carry that with you as you get older, like I’m still embarassed to eat or dance in front of people or smile in pictures and its ridiculous and I hate it and I wish I was treated with more humanity

[erevshelshoshanim]

Thin people can reblog this btw

[neopetsuser-deactivated20210119]

they wont tho lmao

[powerfulwizard]

[knifepadme]

i didnt shovel enough driveways as a kid so i didnt build enough character and thats why im the way that i am 

[ferretrade]

i have never had to mow a lawn and you can tell

[sticksandspells]

I absolutely couldn’t resist drawing all of the new starter Pokemon. 

Sobble needs to be protected at all costs. Grookey has won my heart with that little face. And Scorbunny looks like a brat and I love him for it.

[stephaniepriscillart]

Animal Crossing Sticker Set coming soon to online store <3

[the-memedaddy]