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Twilight characters + The Good Place quotes.

[evilvillain123456789]

(perverse, predatory, manipulative voice) Hello 

[kaquiche]

[atreyius]

Bella Swan

Twilight by Stephenie Meyer

[vogueandvices-deactivated202604]

[wearingyoudown]

Just robert pattinson looking cute in a coffee shop while failing miserably to ask a girl out

The Drama (2026), Remember Me (2010)

[mulderscully]

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON (2009) dir. Chris Weitz

[natatwilight]

Behind the scenes. “Twilight saga: New Moon”

[hoahoahoahoahoa]

Bella using Edward’s supercomputer vampire brain to set timers while she cooks the same way people use Google/Alexa/Siri today. send tweet

[hoahoahoahoahoa]

Edward’s such a fucking know it all Bella can ask him the dumb random questions we all asked Siri when Apple first started pushing it like “what’s the gestational period for elephants?” and he’s so thrilled that he can tell her without missing a beat: “twenty-two months, my love”

[curligurl0896]

Yessss

To add to this I can imagine him spending extra time looking up all these random facts just so he can ensure he never runs out of cool fun facts to share with her lol

[hoahoahoahoahoa]

…which is funny considering Bella doesn’t actually care about the answers to these questions. She just sees how happy it makes Edward to Know Stuff For Her that she’s like, screw it, how did the Yellowstone fires of 1988 start?

[hoahoahoahoahoa]

Emmett whispering in Bella’s ear while she’s writhing in agony as she becomes a vampire: I’ll give you $50 if you pretend you don’t remember Edward when you wake up

[mulderscully]

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE (2010) dir. David Slade

[fallenrosepettals]

The Lion and the Lamb

[hoahoahoahoahoa]

We don’t complain enough about Edward suddenly having a black crossover in the second and third films

I know the model wasn’t specified in the books so I’ll forgive the xc60, but at least make it SILVER. This is extra offensive to me because they had it right in the first movie and then they BLEW IT

[emmettisahimbo]

I love this picture for 2 reasons

a) He takes up three parking spaces, three. Why would he do that

b) The car is included in Bellas sad girl vision/memories in new moon. The one where Edward is still there and it fades to an empty forks. The implication that she misses the car too

[ezzakennebba]

i just want 400 books of them hanging out!!

[edtwilightlla]

"Bella got to school quite early and, seeming intent on enjoying the sun while it lasted, sat at one of the seldom-used picnic benches while she waited for the first bell to ring. Her hair caught the sun in unexpected ways, giving off a reddish shine that I had not anticipated."

- Edward Cullen, Chapter 8: Ghost

[rosalie-hale-is-calling]

Yeah, give Nikki Reed her flowers for making us think Rose despised Bella on screen cause thisss…

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[pinkmoonzzz]

James in the ballet studio with Bella: