go an' do the two steppin cowboy

quincey morris wasn't actually a cowboy we think people forget that

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this is formatted for instagram but oh well! dm me here or on instagram (aphbulgariastan) to place an order!

please reblog !

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If Stoker wasn’t a coward he would have let the suitors smooch

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It’s no where near Chanukah but the urge to draw Van Helsing in an ugly Chanukah sweater is palpable,,,,,,,,,

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he owns one of these bad boys and buys the CoL matching ones

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we added our friend puric to our story say hello to this bosnian dilf

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Ya ever wonder if the suitors ever explored each other’s bodies on their old adventuring trips

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the suitors

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Hello hi yes, Jonathan Harker initially not wanting Mina to be involved with the Dracula hunting business was not because he mainly believed it wasn’t suitable for a women (although the sentiment does appear) but was in fact because he was deeply traumatized and knew firsthand what kind of mind games and awful situations the Count put people through for fun and didn’t want to put his wife in a situation where she would be put through that

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[Image ID: a rage reading ‘he gatekept to keep the girlboss from getting gaslit’. End ID]

@quinceymorrisstanblog YOU HAVE MADE MY NIGHT THANK YOU FOR THESE TAGS

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THE MALEWIFE REFUSED TO LET THE MANWHORE MANIPULATE!

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Hello hi yes, Jonathan Harker initially not wanting Mina to be involved with the Dracula hunting business was not because he mainly believed it wasn’t suitable for a women (although the sentiment does appear) but was in fact because he was deeply traumatized and knew firsthand what kind of mind games and awful situations the Count put people through for fun and didn’t want to put his wife in a situation where she would be put through that

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Which book do yall think has the worst adaptations, Dracula or Jekyll and Hyde

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Dracula adaptions create something brand new while claiming to be authentic retellings HOWEVER the cinnamon topography always fucks

Jekyll and Hyde adaptions tend to admit that they're just using the concept but they end up falling flat in their retellings/do not resemble the original concept at all (even if the media is good)

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Ok ok ok but that one line in Dracula where Seward says “they needed to be alone with their god” or smthn like that like ????? HELLO???? That line goes so fucking hard and for what !!!!

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"Van Helsing beckoned to us and we stole out of the room, leaving the two loving hearts alone with their God."

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That one scene in Dracula where Seward is like “Renfield a lady wants to see you” and Renfield just goes “why” <333

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van hellsing absolutely tested shit on seward no normal man is like that

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Happy father's day to Abe Van Helsing and to him only

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alright THAT'S IT *relocks your tragic backstory*

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Yknow Count Dracula kinda went off with that whole reverse colonising England thing like he made some points

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Vampire pride flag! After my last post I had to make an actual one hjfghdgf. I based it off the 6-color pride flag. 

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Have you ever read dracula: un-told? it's a sequel by dacre stoker, bram stoker's grand nephew. it's shit

I DID READ IT!! I think I made a post about it, somewhere. It’s horrendous.

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we have NOT actually read the sequel but we have read the wikipedia synopsis and. well it's horrible

however you wanna know what's worse

the fucking quincey x dracula fanfiction that spawned from it

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Van Helsing will look at a full grown adult in need of a parental figure and go “is anyone going to adopt them?” and not wait for an answer