Probably Falling For A [Redacted] Haired King

Evajacks is my otp rn

[quinlarhouseholdresident]

So the NC is a mess and no one trusts them enough to align even to help innocents.

Much hasn’t changed.

[quinlarhouseholdresident]

The way I just focused in on the fact that Az has rounded ears and wings.

Ok, Elain is one hilarious ass bitch.

[quinlarhouseholdresident]

I left the fandom after the shit show that surrounded CC3s release, but I had to pop back in after hearing about this podcast and the acotar dates being dropped (2 books?? oh wow)

Lucien girlies, are we okay? Should I be excited? Because I’m unsure of what I’m hearing. Now Lucien’s being blamed for Elain’s trauma? This can’t be right.

[quinlarhouseholdresident]

Penelope Featherington preparing her extremely popular gossip column with a juicy note about Colin Bridgerton:

[quinlarhouseholdresident]

Something sinister in me gloated at those precious moments Colin Bridgerton felt rejected by Penelope Featherington.

Something even more destructive is excited for how stupid he’ll feel once he finally learns her secret.

I love Polin and I am toxic.

[quinlarhouseholdresident]

I loved the show carriage scene but would I have preferred the dry humping, dress dropping, “oooh Penelope” moans x3 craziness we got in the book? Yes. Yes, I would’ve.

[quinlarhouseholdresident]

I have to say Penelope straight up shredding Colin in the column was unexpected but DAYUMMM, perfect karma! She really said “oh you like telling jokes, huh? Let’s have a real laugh😊”

🤣🤣 I let bygones be ONLY because of that. They will NEVERRRR turn me against my Petty Queen!

[quinlarhouseholdresident]

Just how I like my men: on his knees, tears in his eyes, and behaving disgustingly desperate

[quinlarhouseholdresident]

When Colin told Violet he was sick, my mind screamed STD

[quinlarhouseholdresident]

I’m supposed to act like the longing looks Eloise gives Penelope doesn’t rival every romance in this show?!

[quinlarhouseholdresident]

When people say Az will easily take out Lucien, I just wonder if we’re talking about the same person. The one who’s caught an injury in every acotar novel he’s been in? That one?

[quinlarhouseholdresident]

Seeing people say Bryce was a b*tch, childish, or whatever because she consistently and vividly expressed her dislike towards the fae and unwillingness to lead them after experiencing their prejudice and discrimination herself is……interesting.

If you’ve never been afraid, nervous, distant, suspicious, hateful, or biased towards a group of people after experiencing racism and/or being aware of that group’s tyrannical, oppressive, colonialist, etc. history over innocent people, then congratulations, you’re either extremely privileged or not human.

[austenmarie]

Hunt's view of Bryce

[quinlarhouseholdresident]

She finally understood that the risk won’t always feel worth the reward🥲

[quinlarhouseholdresident]

Tamlin forgivers watching IC stans rage over IC antis slandering them:

[quinlarhouseholdresident]

That moment in the HOFAS war where Hunt became a fitness coach trying to get Bryce to do 1 more lift:

ONE MORE, BRYCE!

Bryce, barely alive after doing 30 teleportations in under a minute:

[quinlarhouseholdresident]

I’m going to need SOME people to stop acting like Lucien is stalking this girl. No hun, that’s your fav shadow bat. Lucien stops by the NC for Feyre’s bday/solstice/business only. He’s not standing between two grown adults who haven’t had more than a 20 word count on page conversation in 3 years. If I was so detested by my mate and truly wanted someone else, I would not want any attachment to the former. I would break the bond. Not keep it for 3 years.

Unless…

And I’ve yet to hear any sensible explanation on how this waiting game makes sense if Lucien is such an inconvenience. Just accept Elain has no idea what she wants yet and stop blaming BS on the one decent male in this damn series.

[quinlarhouseholdresident]

Me, weeks after HOFAS, realizing I still don’t know the 3 words Bryce whispered to Hunt in CC1: