Feb 14, 2023
“When I was thirteen, the boy I was dating at the time, I know, you thought I’d never gone there, but I did. So Valentine’s day came along and he gave me a rose. That’s nice, right? And then he gave me seven dollars. What the fuck, right? Now maybe you’re thinking to yourself, give him the benefit of the doubt. No. There was no significance behind the seven dollars. He brought me a rose that was three dollars, and then he gave me the change because he didn’t know what else to buy me. And people still wonder why I date women. I dated another guy that year, yeah, I know, I was a slut. He gave me a teddy bear. Nice, right? It was second hand.” (x)
