Quirk Magnet

Independent Selective Multimuse South Park Blog. Plots and Smut! Mun is 21+ Click here to go to mobile muse page.

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“Of course I get left out. I’m starting to think you’re just not into me...which is cool but..I mean...just tell me.” 

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Send my muse an erotic dream.

|| Reading a term paper in their underwear?    Flirting with the new Boss? Giraffe Ballerinas?    Sexy, subliminal or just downright weird!

   Bonus points if another muse is mentioned!

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Clyde, why are you lying? You know you'd want one with a knot~

“Would not!! Shit....Who is this even?!” 

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“Figures someone like you would have something shameless like that.”

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“That’s like the least shameless thing I own. Now the bunny costume with the tail plug. That’s shamelessness I can be really shamed about.” 

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So what are Clyde's, Craig's and Butters' thoughts on Bad Dragon products?

“That’s....they’re weird and....uh...gross and why would...anyone be into...something like...like that...” 

“Big dick, lots of ridges? I’m up for it.” 

“I mean...I wouldn’t say no. N-Nothing as big as what Kenny was using though.” 

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(wandering-immortal to Dallas) “I’m sorry if I freaked you out, I didn’t like the way that Alpha dickhead was looking at you- it creeped me out and I didn’t know if you felt comfortable around them.”

“It’s fine, I don’t like dick head Alphas...” Dallas looked at the strap of his dress that had been snapped in the rush of the Beta pulling him away from the bull headed Alpha. He picked at it before looking up at the blonde, smiling just a little bit. 

“I’ve never seen a Beta step in like that though...so...thanks.” 

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“Forget I even said anything.”

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Siddles up and cheek pecks. “Don’t be...I mean...” 

Sigh.

“I have one, it’s not a big deal.” 

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“I really don’t see why people are embarrassed to ask about those dildos. Everyone needs a little variety now and then.”

“Especially if you’re on your own…”

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“YOu would know about variety, wouldn’t you?” 

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“So….Do you think Bad Dragon has anything modeled after dogs or some shit? J-Just out of morbid curiosity.”

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Quietly passes on a few links. 

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“You all are fucking nasty and quite frankly I’m a bit concerned.”

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“Uh yeah...totally...nasty. Not interesting at all...” 

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wandering-immortal:”

Once Kenny finally felt the toy work it’s way out of his body he felt a tinge of emptiness followed by relief. Shakily standing up (because let’s be honest he was fucking sore but he’s had much worse than this before) the blond all but lunges himself at Dallas, the blanket falling to the ground.

“Thank you so fucking much dude! You’re the best! What did I ever do to deserve someone like you!~” He praised, nuzzling against his friend as he hugged him. Sure they might have been in one awkward ass situation, but Kenny was good at getting or shifting out of those.

Dallas went rigid at the naked hug, grunting softly at the force of it. He rolled his eyes a bit and ruffled his hand through Kenny’s slightly greasy hair, sighing openly at the outpouring of affection. As if he didn’t just yank a dildo out of his ass. 

He huffed but slung one arm around Kenny. 

“Just consider it another of the dumb quests you sent me on...” 

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wandering-immortal:

“Position assumed sir~.” Is the blond really trying to be cute right now as he waves his butt in the air, although his lower half is still covered by his raggedy blanket. How would have thought he’d have any sort of decency.

“Thanks for this Dal. You a good friend. Not like Stan or Kyle whose laughing at me because they are dicks.”

Dallas huffed out a breath and shook his head. Geez this is my life. He placed a hand on Kenny’s back and grumbled something that might have been the word, relax, as he moved the blanket and started to work the toy free. 

Once it was out, Dallas tossed it to the side unable to really look at the stupid thing. 

He shoved his hands into his pockets, shoulders bunched up, and face bright red. “There...idiot...” 

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“Wow Stan....didn’t know you were so stone cold.” 

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“Nothing to be embarrassed of….which one?”

“Oh um, a few of them. I like this one a lot.”

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“Crash is great, but I’m a fan of this one myself. Just don’t tell anyone the dragon born gets off on actual dragons...” 

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wandering-immortal:

“Well it’s a Bad Dragon product so it’s curvy and has ridges. It was fun to ride but I can’t quite work it out of my on my own cause I have to reach back and my ass won’t let the damn thing go. So help a bro out and I’ll do whatever you want for a whoooole day!~”

“Seriously?” 

Dallas sighed and rubbed a hand through his hair, sliding his hand down his face with a groan. “Okay....okay fine...just....assume the position I guess.” 

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simplybutters:

“….yes, um a few of them.”

“Nothing to be embarrassed of....which one?”