Life Is Too Short To Be In A Hurry

The life of a minimalist Mainer

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Left = my husband’s    Right = mine

When you and your husband want to do something together so you decide on a fun drawing tutorial from YouTube. Maybe next time I’ll choose something I’m actually good at...

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Don’t let this delicious blueberry muffin deceive you!

Now, I’ll tell you a little story about why I shouldn’t have ate this “delicious” muffin. So, one of my coworkers was raving about how great she was at baking. She tells me this after I had made a rather delectable batch of snickerdoodles the day before. 

There is something you should know about my other coworkers: they inhale EVERYTHING. All baked goods I had ever brought in were gone by 9 AM. On this particular day, I went down to refill my water and noticed there was a tray of muffins on the table. This was at 11 AM! If I was smart, I would have saw this as a sign to not eat it. Fortunately for you, I did. I brought one of those muffins back up to my office and took a nice, big bite out of it. I immediately knew something was wrong when I felt something running down my chin towards my expensive dress shirt. Thanks to my quick reflexes, I was able direct my face over a trashcan and attractively spit what was in my mouth into said trashcan. Who brings raw muffins into work? Do we not all practice safe baking (the toothpick test)? 

Yes, this is an actual picture of the muffin before I took a bite of it.

Rule #1: If your ravenous coworkers don’t eat something, don’t eat it...

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When you’re trying to figure out which side is your best side.

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When you try to be fancy instead of just eating instant oatmeal like you do everyday.