I Apologize In Advance For My Stupid Shit

You're beautiful.

[pammiejr]

[himbolukeskywalker]

First body paragraphs: Eloquent, lovely. Unparalleled beauty in both diction and grammar. Thesis is strongly supported. Wide vocabulary. A semicolon is used. 

Last body paragraph: Short. Ugly. The crops are dying. Using the word “because” 56 times in only a few lines. Sentence structure whomst’ve? Forgot what my thesis says. In the distance, screaming

[hidingoutbackstage]

Y’all will not fucking believe the ad I saw at the mall today

[probablynot404]

Anxiety & Helping Someone Cope.  I didn’t want to make it overwhelming or too long remember, so I kept it to the main points that benefit me greatly when I’m experiencing an attack. 40 million of Americans alone suffer with anxiety; it’s a horrid feeling when you know someone just wants to help you but you cannot even construct a simple sentence at the time, so please share this in hope that it benefits even just 1 person. Muchos love. 

[xbvkedyoni]

This !!

[theocseason4]

[aimlessme]

[follow-ravenousrequiem-deactiva]

fuck

[sensiblebisexual]

I like it when posts like this are actually true

Zach Braff did an AMA on reddit a while ago and said the script would sometimes just say “Then Neil says something funny”

[stability]

proof that the peace sign is a gay reflex

[kimjongdaes-archive-deactivated]

I’m waffle

[constelllatedd]

calligraphy at it’s finest

[tutu-fangirl]

Isabella Walsh en pointe

© Zachariah Epperson

[toshio]

[oxeerised]

[adh-deku]

I made a thing

[tastefullyoffensive]

[chirpychips]

[kwikemart]

“hey wanna come over and get drunk or someth-”

me:

[stuckinreversemode]