harley quinn.

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benhanscomhq​:

Wow, glad we’ve finally settled for the night. I’m famished, and feel like I could run about 12 miles after such a long drive. Anyone looking to get into anything tonight?

Twelve whole miles, huh? You must be the athletic type-- I could teach ya a thing or two about havin’ a little fun, ya know. There’s more to life than running, or at least there are better reasons to thrust that kinda exercise into your life. I’m Harley Quinn, pleased to meet ya. 

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darkdancercam​:

Is that so? Well that’s…Really something. You’re quite interesting. Is this you saying you’d like to join me?

I find that more often than not, if you’ve gotta as that question the answer is most definitely yes. Thanks, I like to think so but I ain’t too fulla myself, yanno? I’m still the star of my own show, though-- I’m still my own main character, if ya get what I mean. The strong, independent type. Makin’ it on my own talents and strengths. It is! Oh, absolutely. We should order pizza. 

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darkdancercam​:

It is far too quiet around here. If anyone wants to do anything, I’ll be in my trailer. 

“Anything” is my specialty, sugar. And I hate the quiet too, yanno. Leaves too much room for the voices. 

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sodapopthathood​:

Not much happenin tonight. I’m about to start breaking things down for the night, but I’ll need dinner afterwards. I guess my point is, anyone know of a good, cheap diner around here? 

Completely hypothetical question, but what would happen if someone were to distract ya while you were taking down those big, dangerous rides and stuff?

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wanderlostmike​:

Introductions are always nervewracking, I’ve found. It’s cool to make new friends and all, but trying to do things through some sort of (seemingly) forced method very rarely jives. In other news, I’m really grateful to have been given the opportunity to be here, though. 

Anyway, I’m Mike Hanlon. I’ll be taking over any and everything animal, so send ‘em my way if you’ve got them!

Hold up- I’m gonna need to see some credentials if ya wanna get your hands on my babies. I’m no veterinarian, but Budsy and Lou are family and I’ve been takin’ care of them for years. 

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darkdancercam​:

Oh? Care to enlighten me? Maybe I am, maybe I’m not. No fair hmm? What might there be to do about that, I wonder? Good thing I always know what I like, then. You’ll be thoroughly impressed. Is that so? All kinds of things? We’ll definitely have to carve out some time, then. I want to hear them. Yes, just like that.

I care to do a lot, and I get the sinking suspicion that you’re gonna find out all about that soon. Well, that depends on what games you’re playin’, miss minx. I’ve got a wicked imagination, so I’ve got more than a few ideas. I’ve been thoroughly impressed so far so you won’t hear any arguments here. And lucky me, I’ve got plenty of time so just lemme know when you wanna carve some thing outta me. 

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darkdancercam​:

Quite the observationalist, aren’t you? I may take you up on that challenge, though I’d much prefer Campbell over ‘mook’.

You have no idea. You’re teasin’, that’s no fair. A girl that knows what she wants- I like that. I know all kindsa things I could call ya, gorgeous. Ooh, like gorgeous! 

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The only downside to livin’ the bohemian lifestyle like we do is that it gets real boring when everyone else is asleep. I think it’s a comparison thing, on account’a it bein’ so loud while everyone else is awake. Which one’a you mooks is gonna entertain this pretty lady, huh? Any takers?