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"Chick-Fil-A are a bunch of ho-moo-phobes." - My mother

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I don't care what age you are. Coloring is awesome.

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My mother now knows the word "ratchet". Here we go...

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I love Liz Lemon so much it hurts

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I just found out Tom Daley is dating my celebrity crush  In light of this news, I now hate Tom Daley. Come at me, gays!

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Here's what my mother tends to calls Benedict Cumberbatch: 1. Benjamin Flappyjacks 2. Barnaby Scratchercrotch 3. Barney Butercrotch

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They should have renamed the live Sound of Music to, “Carrie…STAHP”.

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With how successful The Sound of Music Live was ratings wise, I’m sure NBC will do this every year with different musicals. I have several ideas: Evita Live with Kim Kardashian as Eva Peron  Fiddler on the Roof Live with Harvey Fierstein  Grease Live with Justin Beiber…as Sandy  and finally, The King and I with Christina Aguilera as Anna  Thoughts?

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"I think I’m part dinosaur. I like to eat people. Om nom nom” - Just A Gay Nerdy Old-Fashioned Romantic Gentleman

http://hopeless-romantic-writer.tumblr.com

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I'm as greedy with snacks as Smaug is with treasure

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"You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience." ~Author Unknown

...nah, you're just 40.

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"They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body." ~Author Unknown

The trick is Botox.

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"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional." ~Chili Davis

The official motto for Tumblr.

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"Pornography is supposed to arouse sexual desires. If pornography is a crime, when will they arrest makers of perfume?" ~Richard Fleischer

When will they arrest sexy people? They have been committing these crimes for years and they must answer for them, damn it!

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"My sexual preference is often." ~Author Unknown

The thirst is real.

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"There is just one life for each of us: our own." ~Euripides

Except if you're Batman. Then you get two.