Quotes From F.A.T.E.

The Ardele Kingdoms of Foreign Chronicles

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Welcome to ‘’Quotes From F.A.T.E.’’

Heyah! Welcome to my new blog Quotes From F.A.T.E. 

In this blog I will note different funny and stupid quotes from the different campaigns I play in.

To give an introduction to the different campaigns and characters, see below!

Hafio [H] (level 8): Cheru - my Shifter Warlock Valét - a Water Genasi Sorcerer Sylvia - a Haregon Rogue Avery - a Human? Fighter

Into The Wastelands [ITW] (level 15): Gauri - my Fey-Blooded Tiefling Ranger Emery - a Hafling Druid Sabrael - an Angel Warlock Gabriel - an Aasimar Bard/Fighter

Once Upon a Dream [OUaD] (level 7): Vyento - my Air Genasi Bard Raz - an Elf Cleric Jinx - a Fairy Cleric Sinune - a Half-Elf Blood Hunter

World of Dark Fantasy II (and 5e) [WoDF] (level 8): Dáso - my Custom Lineage Barbarian/Sorcerer Pibroch - a Goliath Ranger Hridan - a Bugbear Fighter

One-Shots [OS]: From Afar Foes Fell [FAFF] Samuga - my Half-Orc Barbarian Char - a Fire Genasi Cleric Yadani - a Tiefling Bard Themaris - an Elf Wizard Armdain - a Dwarf Fighter

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Foreign Lands [FL] (level 10): Dune* - my Water Genasi Druid Laz* - a Satyr Rogue/Bard Ulros - a Half-Elf Cleric Mira (M’ra) - a Human Wizard (formerly known as Miro) ✝ Vanessa** - an Aarakocra Bard Kalani - an Aasimar Sorcerer

Ardele [A] (level 6): Inýni*** - my (Hidden) Changeling Sorcerer/Warlock Shoha*** - a (Hidden) Yuan-Ti Pureblood Warlock Sora - a Human Bard Darrack - a Dwarven Fighter Pipi - a Goblin Barbarian Lander - a Human Wizard/Rogue

The Auclus Chronicles [TAC] (level 5): Lysandra - a Half-Orc Warlock Guremlin - an Aasimar Bard Reginold - an Eladrin Elf Barbarian Shawn - a Human Rogue Leonard - a Humanoid Paladin/Sorcerer Bowan - a Wood Half-Elf Monk

Tomb of Annihilation [ToA] (level 8): Qininki - my Wood Elf Monk Nathaniel - an Aasimar Paladin Tiffany - a Bugbear Rogue Secret Anus - a Firbolg Druid Sylyeras - a Half-Elf Bard

Champion of Champions [CoC] (level 5): Rakta - my Humanoid Blood Hunter, champion of Dionysus Mala - a Dwarven Cleric, champion of Narcissus Wheels - a Gnomish Paladin, champion of Ra Maverick - a Human Rogue, champion of Loki

World of Darkness (and 5e) [WoD] (level 5): Zaafi - my Drow Half-Elf Bard Varkin - a Human Fighter Geshdon - a Goliath Barbarian Professor - a Changeling Warlock Ork - a Goblin Rogue Thisbe - a Tiefling Rogue Ceridwen - a Gnome Wizard

The Allies in Auclus [TAiA] (level 2): Nerissa - a Tiefling Sorcerer Emelyn - a Drow Half-Elf Warlock Jadan - a Eladrin Elf Rogue Sonya - a Tiefling Druid/Rogue Traab - an Genasi Barbarian

Hunters of Skilan [HoS] (level 3): Igano - my Tiefling Wizard Ol - a Tortle Fighter Eleanor - a Satyr Warlock Arwen - a Wood Elf Ranger Claga - a Goblin Blood Hunter

General Wildemount (name t.b.d.) [GM] (level 4): Samuga - my Half-Orc Barbarian Gauthak - a Goliath Fighter Lilith - a Half-Elf Sorcerer K’aw - an Aaracokra Monk Eloisa - a Halfling Bard Seraphina - a Halfling Wizard

One-Shots [OS]: From Afar Foes Fell [FAFF] Samuga - my Half-Orc Barbarian Char - a Fire Genasi Cleric Yadani - a Tiefling Bard Themaris - an Elf Wizard Armdain - a Dwarf Fighter

* Dune and Laz are in a relationship ** Vanessa got fucking munched (R.I.P.) *** Only Inýni and Shoha know each others secret

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AMA OC Character List!

Heyah all, I'm sorry about the lack of quotes uploads, I'm in a very busy time now, so I am planning on doing an AMA of my OC Characters!

I will post a list of questions and numbers, and an ask can be sent to me. I'll try to answer them asap.

So, my OC's are, they can also be found in the pinned message on top, named: Dune / Qininki / Rakta / Samuga / Igano / Zaafi

(Questions taken from this post)

what kind of clothing does your character like to wear? do they have a style? anything they avoid wearing?

what's their current hairstyle? has it changed? do they change it often?

is your character more articulate in their thoughts than their words? if yes, do they do anything about that? do they care?

would your character sing along to a vaguely familiar song, even if they messed up the lyrics as they went?

if they wear any, how does your character go about applying makeup? (methodically, nervously, messily, etc)

do they usually sleep in a certain pose? does it change?

how would they react to eating something that was spicier than they expected it to be?

are their hands steady?

if someone gave them flowers, what would they do with them?

would they sneak out at night to look at the sky? how long would they stay there looking?

how do they feel about casual endearments? (babe, etc)

what color would they paint their room? would there be a design on the ceiling?

what helps them fall asleep when they're having trouble doing so?

do they tend to run hot or cold? do they do anything to deal with that?

what's a sound they can't stand?

would they draw patterns in frosted windows/fogged up mirrors? what would they draw?

do they fidget? how and/or with what?

would they sing a lullaby, if the opportunity arose?

do they see patterns in the world around them? do they point them out to people?

do they like to keep plants/growing things in their space?

do they touch or mess with their hair/horns a lot?

when they speak, do they have a default tone of voice? if yes, do they try to change it? why?

do they wrap their arms around their stomach when it hurts?

what kind of bookmarks, if any, do they like to use?

do they keep books on their person? what kind?

do they write in their books? do they mind other people writing in their books? what do they write?

do they write often? why/what about?

if they can fly, how do they feel in the moment their feet touch the ground again?

if they wear any, where did they get their jewelry?

have they ever tried to count their own freckles? do they count other people's?

did they climb all over/onto things as a kid?

can they play darts? would they?

where are they in a group hug? (dead center, outside, etc)

what's the first thing they think when they hear an alarm? what's the first thing they do?

do they sing with their head voice or their chest voice?

(if they have hair that needs to be brushed) how often do they do so? do they do it gently?

how would they pass the time on a train?

do they bother to clean ink/chalk/gunpowder/etc off of their fingers? are they likely to forget it's there and smudge their nose?

do they keep working even when their wrists start to cramp? if they do, do they give themselves a break when the work is done?

if their mattress became uncomfortable as time passed, would they notice it? would they do anything about it?

what's the silliest thing they've used magic to do? if they don't have magic, what's something silly they'd use it for if they did?

You don't have to keep yourself to these questions, you can also come up with them yourself! Any question is good for me!

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Quotes from World of Darkness (#4)

The group is stuck in a tavern they can't escape from. Unless they choose a quest.

Geshdon: Well, I can break the walls with my axe.

Professor: Oh no, it take smore brain then brawl.

Geshdon: Well, then I will ran my head against the wall.

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Quotes from Foreign Lands (FL #13)

We are on a boat when gigant ants gnawed on the raft.

Mira: We can explodify the ants.

Dune: Not everything needs to be explodified.

Mira: *laughs*

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Quotes from Foreign Lands (FL #12)

Dune and Ulros entered a room with a big tank in which we found Cthulhu. After talking to him, and resisting his mind power, Cthulhu talked once more.

Cthulhu: Drosiaaaaaa

Dune, making a heel turn: How do you know...

DM: Make another Wisdom Save

Dune, ooc: Goddamnit, eh, a 12.

DM: That's a fail, you feel like something is entering your head, and you hear a voice in your head.

Cthulhu: Well, well, well. Is this an interesting turn of events.

Dune: Oh great, I have the God of Nightmares talking to me permanently...guess it's time to snort some diamond dust.

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Quotes from Foreign Lands (FL #11)

Dune and Ulros woke up in the middle of a room with a human generator in the ceiling.

Ulros: Well, seems like necromancy to me, I hit it with a Guiding Bolt.

DM: As you hit it with radient energy, the generator starts whirring and creating humans twice as fast. Slowly piling into a orgy.

Dune: Ulros, I know you are a pious man, but fuck 'em up!

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Quotes from World of Darkness (WoD #3)

Varkin: So Zaafi, how about we go back to the city and buy like...food. So, whenever Geshdon tries to speak, we just stuff his face full.

Zaafi: Actually, that sounds like a great plan.

Geshdon, rolling a big wheel of cheese: You guys said my name?

Varkin & Zaafi, in unison: No, not at all.

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"AHHHH. I LOVE THIS. THIS IS AMAZING."

- Me, whenever the DM does any sort of lore dump.

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Quotes from Champion of Champions (CoC #3)

DM: As you enter this circle, you see all the trees have faces.

*Mala walks up to a tree*

DM: Make a wisdom save.

Mala, ooc: What? Okay...12.

DM: Not enough. Mala, as you inspect the tree, you feel a wave of melancholy wash over you.

Mala: Well guys, I dunno, I just don't feel like it.

Rakta: Don't feel like it? I just went through my worst nightmare, off with ye malancholy.

*The DM later noted that this was the Seventh Circle of Dante's hell, 2nd Ring, also known as the the Wood of the Suicides.*

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Quotes from World of Darkness (WoD #2)

When the group was adventuring in a cave, Zaafi got destroyed by rolling stones, and dying in the process.

Varkin: Well, Zaafi is paste.

A few minutes later, Zaafi showed up again. And 4 hearts were floating above her head, becoming 3.

Everyone: *Looking up at the hearts.*

Zaafi: *Looking up as well* Is there anything on the ceiling?

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Quotes from Tomb of Annihilation (ToA #13)

Before the game, we were rolling a d1000 to see if we could get 666. These are some quotes from the rolling. This conversation is all OOC.

Nathaniel: Just roll 666 already.

Qininki: Ahh, 667, so close.

DM: *screaming*

Secret Anus: Nghhhh, why does it take so long.

Sylyeras: We get so close to 666, but never on it.

*After 20 minutes of rolling d1000's we finally rolled a 666*

Tiffany: YES, I DID ITTTTT

Everyone: WHOOOOOOOOOOOP

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Quotes from World of Darkness (WoD #1)

We were on the market, going to look for stuff we needed.

Ork: Do you think I know what orphan money is?

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Quotes from Foreign Lands (FL #10)

Finally, the group saw the necromancer they were looking for.

Dune: Are you Narder?

Narder: *Gutteral noises*

Dune: Can I cast Comprehend Languages?

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Quotes from Tomb of Annihilation (ToA #12)

Qininki: I'll patch Secret Anus up with the stuff from his bag.

Secret Anus: What?!?!

Qininki: You're gonna pay for your own healthcare.

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Quotes from Foreign Lands (FL #9)

The party was fighting a CR 15 monster as 4 7th level players. And Ulros got downed.

Ulros, ooc: Wait, I still had that magic potion right?

DM: Yea you do. You get healed for 8 hp.

Ulros: Yay, I'm back bab- *takes 71 damage, and dies*

Ulros got back to life because of a deal we made with the local powers to destroy a demon.

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Quotes from Champion of Champions (CoC #2)

DM: Wheels, as you look through the snowstorm, you see a big neon sigh saying: ''get your legs here''.

Wheels: GUYS, MY LEGS ARE THERE!

Mala: No, they're not, I don't see anything.

Rakta: Let him dream. Sure Wheels, if your legs are there, go on.

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Quotes from Tomb of Annihilation (ToA #11)

After having talked to the Vegepygmies, Taban heard a voice in his head.

The Voice: Kick the Vegepymies. And name them Snackrifices.

*Taban proceeds to kick 4 Vegepymies in the lava*

Taban: Skibidi Bop Mm Dada