Totally What They Said

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Kirishima: What's the first thing you notice when someone comes up to you?

Bakugo: The audacity

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Kaminari: Someone put me in one of those hamster ball things and hit me with a car I want to fly

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Midorya: Do you have a bag I can borrow?

Shinso: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.

Midorya: Literally you could've just said no

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Asta: You know what I've always wondered? How do tall people like you sleep at night when the blanket couldn't possibly cover you from your shoulders to your toes?

Finral: Asta...IT IS 4 IN THE MORNING

Asta: Can't sleep huh?

Asta: Is it cause of the blanket?

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Vanessa: what seems to be the problem?

Noelle: he's always using common phrases incorrectly!

Asta: oh cry me a table, Noelle!

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Magna: Are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one likes man or are you gonna use the strainer like some kind of Democrat?

~Ten Minutes Later~

Yami: you're in so much trouble

Magna, wrapping Asta's hand: I didn't think he'd ACTUALLY DO IT

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Jade: Hey! How are you?

Rose: that's a personal question

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Dirk: *in a line at Starbucks* can I get a venti vanilla coffee with...7 shots of espresso?

Roxy: what the fuck? Just do cocaine

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John: I'm just saying. If there's a little Ceaser then where the big Ceaser

Dave: under the toga

John: that was the worst possible answer you couldve given me thank you

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Remi: It feels like you’re being a little harsh.

Arlo: thanks for the note. I was going for extremely harsh. I'll turn it up a little

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Blyke: Bro where were you when my meme only got 4 likes

Isen: making 4 accounts

Blyke: bro

Isen: bro

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*During when Seraphina was suspended*

John: I miss Sera

Arlo: John-

John: Sera used to call me John

Arlo: Maybe cause that's your fucking name

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James: I made coffee using an energy drink instead of water

Al: uh...how do you feel...?

James: My heart stopped beating 4 hours ago

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Oliver: As your best friend-

Louis: Andres is my best friend

Oliver:

Oliver: *pulls out a knife* AS YOUR BEST FRIEND-

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Lutz: This is just like chess, sometimes to win you have to sacrifice your king

Klaus: Lutz...that's how you lose the game

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Persephone: Listen, when I die-

Hera, Hades, Hermes: you mean if we let you die.

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Hermes: "Go hang a salami" backwards is "I'm a lasagna hog" and that pleases me.

Eros: the fact that either one of those sentences occured to you naturally is startling