Incorrect Quotes (violetverse)

♡ Soft-launching my OC's names through incorrect quotes ♡ violet / v / jan Leta

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Mia, skipping rocks on a lake with Sam: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Sam: Yeah, it is.

Sam: *whispering* Take that you fucking lake.

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Sam, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?

Mia: Tea.

Sam: Wrong. It's coffee.

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Nareeva: I haven't seen Leo and Eber for fifteen minutes now.

*Outside a nearby window, a car without a driver inside is seen rolling down a driveway, with Leo and Eber running after it in a panic. Nareeva doesn't look outside at all.*

Nareeva: That probably means they're getting into trouble.

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Carter: I prevented a murder today.

Sparks: Really? That’s amazing! How did you do that?

Carter: Self-control.

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Sparks: Wow, they really hate us.

Frost: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic.

Sparks: But we’re not gay, Frost.

Frost:

Sparks:

Frost: We’re not?

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Frost: Have you heard of Murphy’s law? The one where if something can go wrong, it will go wrong?

Carter: Yeah, I have.

Frost: Have you heard of Cole’s law?

Carter: Is this a joke about coleslaw?

Frost: …maybe.

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Carter: Sparks, I think we have a problem.

Sparks: What, the fire?

Carter: No, the- wait, what fire?

Sparks: Oh forget about it, this sounds more interesting.

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Frost: *cocks gun* Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.

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Joshua, looking at a map: It’s a barren, featureless wasteland out there, isn't it?

Kat: Other side, Joshua...

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Coop: If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're impressed.

Cole: But you do know better.

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PJ: I'm very scary.

Hank: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.

PJ: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.

Hank: And small.

PJ:

PJ: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.

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Eber: Boo! Boo, I say!

Leo: Eber?

Eber: Oh, I am not Eber. I am the scariest thing known to mankind. A failed math test!

Leo: Yeah, right… I’m gonna move on now…

Eber: You can run, but it won’t be to the college of your choice!

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Caleb: :)

Hayes: >:(

Caleb: Turn that frown upside down!

Hayes: ):<

Caleb: Not sure what I was expecting...

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Caleb: Hopefully Hayes has learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings.

Hayes: Oh, shut up and die Caleb.

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Hayes: What happened to your nose?

Caleb: I used it to break some guy's fist.

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Hayes: Everyone has a toxic trait. Except Caleb, they’re perfect.

Caleb: Wrong! My toxic trait is how badly I want to domesticate a raccoon.

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Caleb, after getting a library card: Now I know what true power feels like.