top 5 most obvious DID moments in my life rated by how likely it'd get me posted on a cringe subreddit:
having no memory whatsoever of a person I had supposedly interacted with with some frequency as well as being in the same Friend Circle as them before they left (for some reason. I don't remember!), and later being convinced they weren't actually real and that everyone was just fucking with me whenever they got brought up in conversation: 7/10
a very odd and probably difficult-to-believe experience of amnesia, but the fact that having amnesia for people you have supposedly met before is a well known stereotypical experience, I'd at least have a small chance of being spared
when attempting to open up about an experience in therapy, randomly starting to speak and act with complete confidence and lowkey smugness, changing my entire body language and tone to something that was very out of character for how i usually was in therapy and when noticing it was happening, tried to stop myself because i was Mortified but realized i had no control and all i could do was Yell at whoever took over to Please Fucking Stop: 9/10
an overt switch that i can still remember happening, and that I can now look back on and find amusing rather that distressing, would get me clowned on, probably accused of roleplaying
suddenly coming to at night at my desk, seeing it was Tuesday night, not Monday like I thought, then freaking the fuck out because I lost over an entire day and have no idea what happened or what I did: 6/10
a classic stereotypical presentation of blackout amnesia, but the fact that I hadn't done anything weird or out of character that day from what I could later gather, I'd probably get posted just to be armchair diagnosed with something else for not having obvious enough alters with my obvious amnesia
a recurring experience I'd have as a tween where I would suddenly act a lot differently with friends when meeting other people, then when asked later why I was acting like that, not be able to give an answer because I had no idea why, describing it as if I was possessed: 8/10
the fact that I could remember acting differently and the fact that I was a child would for sure get me posted there
when I woke up with complete generalized amnesia and internally freaked out for who knows how long until I somehow fell back to sleep then woke up later in the day with my memory back: 10/10
I'd have no chance. my ass would get posted on there instantly
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