[cryptotheism]

The term "book of the dead" doesnt really give you perspective to how big a lot of Egyptian funerary texts are.

Imhoteps book of the Dead is 64 feet long.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Okay, but a lot of books would be that long if you laid the pages out

[nsomniacsdream]

the average printed page is 6 inches wide. so if a book is 128 pages, its 64 ft long. I dont think I own a book with fewer than 128 pages.

[cryptotheism]

It's honestly not that impressive at all. Fuck Imhotep and his pathetic short book.

[sapphicyearningbot]

omg we are both fucked in the head wanna make out

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[wildspringday]

[dqnquality]

[danceintheskies]

HAPPY 8TH BIRTHDAY TASTES LIKE PRION DISEASE !!!

[polyphonetic]

This says it was posted on September 7202nd, 1993

[iamoutofideas]

they don’t know about endless september

[jpllsif]

[guidancerune]

people on tumblr love adding "this is the funniest comment ive ever read" "every part of this image hits like a truck" "okay but can we talk about (lists all the things that make a joke funny)" in the comments. why dont you keep your voice down and let the posts wash over you in blissful silence

[saluteofthejugger]

gnome

[guidancerune]

what was that. did you guys see that

[guidancerune]

wtf

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[wizardshark]

Now that it’s back it’s hard to remember a time where they sued to get the post taken down

[rathayibacter]

gonna become a video essayist but the bookshelf behind my recording setup is gonna be completely empty except for a physical copy of Dark Souls II

[rathayibacter]

[mariamlovesyou]

Your bald pussy has affected us in the following ways no. 1 :you are scaring me

[ec-machlan]

Sorry I still have Apothecary Diaries on the brain the new season has been SO fun so far ❤️❤️

[carudamon119]

これはないわ

[madokamagicaheritageposts]

Madoka Magica Heritage Post

[ihopeucomehomesoon]

cant wait for when i become a real person

[dailyfigures]

Senjougahara Hitagi ; Monogatari Series ☆ Good Smile Arts Shanghai

[juno-infernal]

my little brother & i are having a scholarly debate about mornings

[juno-infernal]

[juno-infernal]

he’s like if an enlightened sage was a 22 year old metalhead who likes to rollerblade in the house

[sacred-portal]

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

I have to make everything ok really fast