Red Pearl

My Garnet is the best.

[r-e-d-p-e-a-r-l]

There was a lot of work that needed to be done immediately. But it's a secret. And I didn't have time to write anything.

[hello-businnes-yes-doors]

For how much I hate to connect with other Garnets, sometimes they may share some good information. There's been a report to me from this half-sized Spessartite about new customisation options in the Reef.

I'll have to find Pearl now.

[r-e-d-p-e-a-r-l]

I'm already on my way to you, My Garnet...

Customization? I hope it's not braids… But that's up to you to decide, My Garnet, of course.

[hello-businnes-yes-doors]

Check this out. Pearl.

[r-e-d-p-e-a-r-l]

My Garnet, this is a very… nice picture. You really are very tall, and your mighty stature can be seen in… this unusual angle of the picture. And yes, that is me. 😐

[hello-businnes-yes-doors]

Title? I have one, i've just wro

I greet the gems of the Tumblr Colony. I am Malaia Garnet. I was given the title of "the Most Producing Wartime Garnet" by our greatest White Diamond. I'm immensely proud of my Burgundy Colony, counting thousands of gems inhabiting my lands. Especially I value my quartz warriors, my righteous Zircon, my incredible Pearl and other minor workers. I've been interested in your journal ever since the green thing offered me a "tablend" piece for permission to wander around my mansion again, so I might be lenient enough to share my elite routine. Send a picture.

[r-e-d-p-e-a-r-l]

My Garnet, you are magnificent as always. I am glad and grateful that you consider me incredible. Your image truly captures your greatness.

[hello-businnes-yes-doors]

Yes, Pearl, I value your efforts much. Even when you talk to me on your phon while being ordered to examine the western corridors. Are they stable? Besides, this picture captures only a top half of my greatness. (A joke).

[r-e-d-p-e-a-r-l]

Oh... Yes, My Garnet, I've already checked everything, as you ordered. They are stable.

[hello-businnes-yes-doors]

Title? I have one, i've just wro

I greet the gems of the Tumblr Colony. I am Malaia Garnet. I was given the title of "the Most Producing Wartime Garnet" by our greatest White Diamond. I'm immensely proud of my Burgundy Colony, counting thousands of gems inhabiting my lands. Especially I value my quartz warriors, my righteous Zircon, my incredible Pearl and other minor workers. I've been interested in your journal ever since the green thing offered me a "tablend" piece for permission to wander around my mansion again, so I might be lenient enough to share my elite routine. Send a picture.

[r-e-d-p-e-a-r-l]

My Garnet, you are magnificent as always. I am glad and grateful that you consider me incredible. Your image truly captures your greatness.

[r-e-d-p-e-a-r-l]

The internet is very strange. It took me a while to figure out how to extract images from it. Why are there so many images of gems' personal lives? Now they're on my device.

[r-e-d-p-e-a-r-l]

Um hello there I.. I didn't think anyone was out here....is..is everyone alright?

@pink-son

Are you "Steven"? The attached link indicates so. Hello Steven, how can I help you? I need to let My Garnet know about your message.

[r-e-d-p-e-a-r-l]

What is this phenomenon called a meme? Is it an abbreviation for "memory"? All the images I search for show me the opposite. And a lot of them are obscene.

[reallydarkdarkness]

A meme is something that humans deem to be something "funny".

[r-e-d-p-e-a-r-l]

I don't feel meme right now. I think I understand now, thank you.

[r-e-d-p-e-a-r-l]

A pinned post helps!

Should this question be expanded? It's incomplete, as if something is missing between the lines. Which pinned post would help me?

[r-e-d-p-e-a-r-l]

What is this phenomenon called a meme? Is it an abbreviation for "memory"? All the images I search for show me the opposite. And a lot of them are obscene.

[r-e-d-p-e-a-r-l]

Today's workplace inspection yielded satisfactory results. However, I witnessed a couple of strange scenes outside the inspection. Quartzes were trying to find their way through a corridor filled with doors. I was fortunate enough to have the ability to see behind the doors, so I had to help them find their way. This isn't the first similar incident, but our colony is rich in Quartzes, so every time I have to help someone, it's always someone I haven't seen before.

[r-e-d-p-e-a-r-l]

I wish to throw pie at you.

Merely because it would be funny.

Pie is a form of human/organic dessert by the way. It's amazing.

Is that funny? It sounds like a waste of already useless but somehow vital materials from the inhabitants of planet Earth. Even if it brings you some joy. And I don't think My Garnet would be happy to see her Pearl in such an unkempt state.

[r-e-d-p-e-a-r-l]

I showed Zircon what Emoji are. I hope he feels some joy when he uses them, too. 😐

[better-call-zircon]

[r-e-d-p-e-a-r-l]

Peridot apparently gave Zircon access to the diary. I hope he doesn't read my latest entries.

[r-e-d-p-e-a-r-l]

My Garnet, this is really impressive. Given your magnificent height, you fit into this hollow small object without any difficulty. However, I don't quite understand what's written below. The only thing I did understand is that it mentions your name! Malaia, the greatest.

[r-e-d-p-e-a-r-l]

So this happened.

[r-e-d-p-e-a-r-l]

Hey check this out!

*pearl necklace*

This is very disturbing. I will need to report this to My Garnet.