Michaelaft0n: Is this the closest im ever gonna get to good gay porn with Michael. Are you fucking kidding me.
Michaelaft0n: Like, geniunely, why is there fucking better actually good gay porn of the square fucks from dsaf than there ever will be of Michael. You'd think a character that seems to have many people have the hots for him would have plenty of gay porn but no. But then I realize most of his lovers are teenage girls that use tiktok and give him the personality of the uke in a manhwa yaoi webtoon. No. I want my pathetic British man being ass fucked and 1 want it NOW
Sided: resident evil is now canon to the goddamn lore. FUCKING MATPAT GOTTA REWRITE EVERYTHING. THANK YOU DIPSHIT.
Michealaft0n: Donot call my beloved Mikey a 'weirdo'. He deserves more than this. He deserves more than to be pasted with some generic fuck from resident evil
123nerdluvr: This is a crazy collab