coopsbird

[scumbagsblog]

My friend and I are discussing various English/UK accents and I just fucking blurted “Australian accents are like if Britain had a Texas” and guys I feel like I’ve cracked the goddamn code

[ptrckstmph-blog]

[checks someone’s blog for their age] jesus fucking christ it’s like i’m chaperoning a dance

[everythingfox]

me in the kitchen at 1 am

[georgiansuggestion]

inspire rumours with the intensity of your friendships

[niadil]

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

[kaedien]

americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip

[verssupremacy]

My friend in the UK told me that they only see their father like 2-3 times a year because they live so far away. When I asked how far do they live, they said that it’s a 45 minute drive……. my commute to work, five days a week is an hour.

[feliicityrampant]

most fans: please creators tell us more canon information please

harry potter fans: we will pay you to Stop.

[flirting-with-psychology]

The way John Mulaney speaks is the vocalized version of When You Capitalise Every Word Like This

[coopsbird]

IM ALIVE

my life has been unbelievably busy lately, to the point that i haven’t been able to sit down at the computer and check tumblr. my phone doesn’t have space for any apps beyond banking and google maps :( 

so i apologize for being MIA. i miss you, my pocket friends! it is nothing personal: my poor time management prevents me from engaging as much as i’d like to. hope y’all are doing well ✨

[itchycoil]

could you be any more annoying.. lol

Easily

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(a bell rings, reminding me of previous times i have eaten) these memories are so good… might as well salivate. it’s my choice.

[ampervadasz]

:D

[byrneing]

my heart is guarded but like … very poorly. the kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an r rated movie.

[officialaudreykitching-deactiva]

‪At the end of the day it’s really just about being a good person. It doesn’t matter how you dress or what your hobbies are … It’s just about being a peaceful and compassionate person. That’s really it. Everything else is surface and irrelevant.‬

[strawbebbiefields]

sam and t'challa strolling around nyc and sam pointing to every stray cat and asking t'challa “do you know him?”

[oops-all-birbs]

T'challa pointing to every single bird and asking Sam “are you related?”

[hulkkink]

sam and scott walking around nyc, sam points to an ant and asks “do you know this one?” and scott replies “yes actually. that’s antwanette.”

[poiisns]

my last 3 brain cells

[jamesrhodey]

[24/?] (insp.)