The Angriest Man

Creator and purveyor of fine comics and comedy. Check this shit out https://hyperdrivencomic.com/ https://bsky.app/profile/reraser.bsky.social

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Come up this hill and SAY THAT TO MY FACE, lady. I'll eat your eyeballs

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What my D&D players be doing when it's 15 minutes before the session starts

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I called triple A but they were devoured by swamp gators within 30 seconds of coming to get me. Now it's just me and the gators. Hyperdriven update

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You just know these two are blasting NPR, or alternatively, ride in dead silence until arrival

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It's a beautiful day. I'm enjoying a cannoli and I'm about to kill my son

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On a hyperdriven update from awhile ago: I hate when my mom looks over my shoulder. She downvotes all my reddit posts

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I still find it pretty funny that in fallout 3 you can get your karma down by just opening Moriarty’s terminal over and over again.

The slavers at paradise falls have heard of me. I’m the guy that opens people’s computers over and over again without asking first.

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Butch won’t be my companion. He’s like you’re too intense. You must’ve turned on that computer like 50 times in a row last time.

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My forbidden computer touching ways have caught up with me.

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The reason I’m doing this in the first place is that a lot of evil karma options in fallout 3 are just inconvenient. Like I could go out of my way to blow up a city or I could not blow up a city and get a much more convenient free house and keep access to their merchants.

So in order to keep getting the full evil karma experience, every time I do something convenient or utilitarian that raises my karma I go back to Moriarty’s Saloon and just open his terminal over and over again.

Thus, my good boy points are eliminated through repeated computer touching and the regulators here are hunting me down for looking at Moriarty’s personal data a hundred times in a row.

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What’s really funny about lowering your karma this way is that after you do a major good Karma action and listen to the radio, the radio DJ Three Dog will be like this horrible fucker from vault 101 we all hate him so much you know that guy? He did another fucking thing. He saved a thousand orphans.

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On Monday: Hyperdriven update. This is my priest and his mean friend

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This page was viewable only in IMAX theaters for a week. It sold no tickets because it was just a still image for 45 minutes. But I went to every showing

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haha WHY DID I MAKE MYSELF DRAW THIS?!?! WHYYY?!?! Hyperdriven update

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We've obtained footage from outside the 7/11 that THESE FOUR STRANGERS are alleged to have robbed. If you see any of these people, gun them down on sight no questions asked

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Hacker fuckers won't stop me from half-baked promotional posts. Hyperdriven update

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And by the way in case whichever loser fuck hacked my account actually checks on me or may have known me, if I see you on the street I'm picking you up by the neck with both hands and crushing your windpipe like a coke can. It is on fucking sight you dweeb

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No I’m not suddenly a TADC stan

sorry about that fucking horseshit, anyone who follows me! For some reason I was hacked. Presumably any of the links in those extremely tumblr coded posts went to spam. I hope everyone else is alright and would never click anything from me.

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Sorry if I woke you. I was imagining new Family Guy Funny Moments compilations. They're not things that have happened, just humorous anecdotes I would find funny if they did

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I clicked on one of those fake mobile game ads from youtube and now my device makes TOO MUCH NOISE! My husband is awake and FURIOUS, and so I'm doing an AMA! Hello Reddit

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