[thebelchers]

[hollywolly3000]

Rupaul when I trespass on his oil fracking land

[funnytwittertweets]

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

one gag that never fails to make me lose my shit is when a character is shown next to a framed photograph of themselves, in the exact same pose as in the photo

it’s a mouthful to explain but god damn. that is comedy gold right there. 

[buggerygrips]

[ghostfromthefuture]

[birkholtz]

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i fill my ass with orange juice”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: ”17 cocks”

always reblog tumblr identification

[amlsh-deactivated20181211]

this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out

[sads]

im laughins so hard who changed it

[ace-beef]

[elizastrange]

It never fucking ends.

[oberynmartell]

god i wish that was me

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

Hate it when you're wearing "military-esque" clothing like camo pants or combat boots and some old vet asks you if you're from a military family like fuck off papa war crimes I'm appropriating your culture here.

[iamtheocean-deactivated20211023]

[childweanedonpoison]

italy’s minister for economy and finances rn

[gendernewtral]

*missing the charging port on my phone* don’t think about it don’t think about it don’t think about it

[ben-tavsan-deactivated20190526]

[mxnrique]

[chilewithcarnage]

[snorlaxatives]

incredibly grateful that tumblr doesn’t have a memories feature like every other social media platform because frankly i am terrified to even think about what kind of tomfoolery and hooliganery i was getting into 6 years ago on this website

[guerrillatech]

[third-nature]

🔮 like to charge 🔮

🔥 reblog to cast 🔥

🌎 for good news on earth day 🌍

[crittizen]

ik we were on a boycott buuut

[technicallynotdeadyet]

LETS DO IT

[son-of-persephone]

[tallulahshark]

phoebe waller bridge could do game of thrones but d&d couldnt do killing eve or fleabag

[mainflopgirl]

d&d couldn’t even do game of thrones

[whitepeopletwitter]

[s1eepless]