A Socially Awkward Crab

He/Him pronouns please! (yes i know ignore my blog name cant figure out how to change it) Occasional political views, depression and anxiety mention, and shippings. Please follow at your own risk!! Header credit to cryptidsp00n

[rabbtgirl]

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[rabbtgirl]

Well, since its been long enough

This blog is hella dead yo. Go follow my new blog @fire-bois-stuff and talk to me there!

[te001e]

Big age gaps are fine. Man, I ship Roadrat, and they’re so far apart in age. What I don’t like is shipping people with caretakers or parental figures. Especially if they’re underage when the characters first met.

[moetshander]

dumbass falls off skateboard despite only having half the limbs to worry about

[thepehbat]

Posted without context

[imgayjokes]

me: wow the stars are beautiful tonight

gf: yeah they are

me: you know what else is beautiful though?

gf: *blushes* what?

me: i’m gay

[painbitteranguishdeathmurderblah]

with a

[painbitteranguishdeathmurderblah]

with a taste of

[imgoneee-blog1]

your lips

[painbitteranguishdeathmurderblah]

thanks

[painbitteranguishdeathmurderblah]

with a taste of your lips

[its-funnier-in-ancient-greek]

im on a ride

[painbitteranguishdeathmurderblah]

i can do this myself thanks

[painbitteranguishdeathmurderblah]

with a taste of ur lips im on a ride

[painbitteranguishdeathmurderblah]

actually wait help me out here

[jinta-deactivated20170803]

ur toxic im slippin underrrrr

[painbitteranguishdeathmurderblah]

ok

[painbitteranguishdeathmurderblah]

with a taste of your lips im on a ride ur toxic im slippin underrrrr

[painbitteranguishdeathmurderblah]

so guys how was that?

[soulcalibur]

That was good but can you give me a little more please?

[painbitteranguishdeathmurderblah]

no. fuckc you. i put my blood sweat tears into this. i dont have anymore. im left bare here. goodbye

[ithelpstodream]

[mister-lucky-bunny]

What Pearl and Marina look like

How tumblr draws them

[cremia-deactivated20210626]

that was pretty irresponsible of willy wonka to put a huge giant fan at the top of the room with the drink that made you uncontrollably fly directly up like put it in a different room dude that’s some real liability shit

[cremia-deactivated20210626]

like he said it wasn’t ready for the public which implies they’ve been testing it out privately which just says to me willy wonka has killed hundreds of oompa loompas by launching them into a fan at the top of the room

[sinbadism]

this is unsurprising and completely consistent with the character of willy wonka

[giantpalmbomber]

[webtvsexforum-deactivated202407]

[usernamethatisgood-deactivated2]

[its-mewsical]

this is what i have wasted my time on for the past week

[hazelmarswolfe13-deactivated202]

[c-bassmeow]

This is amazing

[frankencute]

[insanelyfriendlysuccubus]

[vaporize-employers]

Translating Russian captions under cat pics is the best meme this site has produced in a while

[waltzkatzenblut]

CONFIRMED

[waltzkatzenblut]

Happy star wars it’s been one year since I posted this

[rabbtgirl]

steam: your friend started playing undertale!

steam: your friend started playing undertale!

steam: your friend started playing undertale!

steam: your friend started playing undertale!

steam: your friend started playing undertale!

steam: your friend started playing undertale!

steam: your friend started playing undertale!

me: hows that flowey fight going for ya buddy