50s cheryl, seconds away from abandoning her lavender fiancee at the altar: I can't do this anymore, arch-arch :( I'm queer! I'm in love with 1950s toni! I never should've agreed to marry you instead of her.
archie, seconds away from discovering the concept of homosexuality: gosh, cher, I didn't know you could have a lady for a husband. does that mean I can ask jughead to be my wife :)
















