also sidenote i forgot the second ask was from another person so reading the two sent me into hysterics
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YOU ARE THE REASON
todays bird

pixel skylines
i don't do bad sauce passes
Monterey Bay Aquarium
noise dept.

if i look back, i am lost

@theartofmadeline
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Jules of Nature
Acquired Stardust

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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also sidenote i forgot the second ask was from another person so reading the two sent me into hysterics
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I’m obsessed with dogs eating watermelons
“I’ll kill you” is a valid way of flirting with me
You drink from this to become a permanent resident of Florida
Item: Goblet of the Florida Man
baja blast
That dolphin pussy stuff
the what
it's nothing, go back to bed
whatever man *walks outside of your render distance*
me: how do churches deal with gluten at communion
first response on a catholic forum:
The Roman Catholic church is the only Christian faith with any mettle.
It’s not bread. It’s Jesus, dipshit. Next question.
It’s jesus, but also jesus’ body activates Celiac’s
um. cut him in half
hot dog or hamburger style, boss
it didn’t look enough like a Real Hospital so I fixed it :)
I’m at a loss for words
Change can be good, but it can also be for the worse. Sitting in your funny little chair, at your funny little table, eating your slightly overcooked whatever. Another nameless day goes by and you have done nothing. You moved to this city thinking you would change, be different. Make all the right decisions that you see on TV and movies where the main character spans a beautiful redemption arc. You sit there and you think, “damn, I really need to wash the sheets tonight”. You don’t wash the sheets, do you? You sit there in your stink and think about how much better things were years ago. Not letting the creeping worm travel too close your cerebrum because the only thing worse than what’s happening now is what could be happening. You fix the shingles on your roof while the rest of the house burns to the ground.
Just be sure the change you make will be for better or worse. Or else you’re gonna sit there at the dinner table and think about brain-worms.
I saw this post about death’s head hawkmoths looking like they have abs so I did… the obvious thing and made a buff goth moth
he’s the lead vocalist for a noise band and gives excellent hugs
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