Idk if I'm ovulating or if this is just the Shawn Hatosy effect.
Like gawwwddd i just wanna hop on that dihh already and I am actually going feral at this point. It's getting bad I need help...
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Idk if I'm ovulating or if this is just the Shawn Hatosy effect.
Like gawwwddd i just wanna hop on that dihh already and I am actually going feral at this point. It's getting bad I need help...
so yeah, he was right. and plus…they got BIGGER👀
if you get horny out of the blue it’s because you and that fictional man are fucking in his universe btw
Say you swear...
hey girl ily. IF reqs are still open… i am requesting pope who always buys shit for his gf, but finds out she bought something pricey with her own money. he’s pissed and she’s trying to figure out why, jokingly goes “it’s almost like u get off on me spending ur money lol” and he immediately gets super quiet and blushy cuz he DOES
hi hi baby i love you more and sorry if this is not as long as you hoped but i thought it was a good blurb/thought!! thank you for requesting, my love <3. wc: 1.8k
this is soooooo good. i will DIE on the hill that pope has felt so used all of his life that all he wants to do is feel useful in a more positive way!!!!! so when he gets a girl?? yeah that’s HIS girl. his everything. his responsibility. he’ll do anything to take care of her. that means his money isn’t even HIS money, it’s yours.
you find it so silly how he asks you if he can buy himself something. it’s never for anything minor, mostly the bigger things. “i think our family room needs a new TV. that okay?”
your eyebrows furrow at this, looking up at him from your textbook. “what?”
“the family room. the television is outdated. can i get a new one?”
“uhm… yeah?” you’re confused but you don’t voice it. you shrug it off like it’s no big deal.
until he asks something else a few days later. “been looking at new trucks, think i can get one?”
you’re in the middle of watching a movie, his rough fingers are massaging your calves after you complained about running back and forth on campus. your eyebrows furrow, looking up at him from your spot. “why are you asking me that?”
he shrugs. “cause i want to know what you want.”
you snort, lying your head back down on your pillow. “and if i said you can’t get one?”
“then i won’t get one.”
your eyes are wide, sitting up fully, pulling your legs from him. “what? you grabbing from my financial aid for the truck or something? cause i only get my year covered and that seems like a lot, sure, but i can’t just waste that all—“
“why would i grab your money? that’s yours.”
“okay… so…” you’re so fucking confused. you shake your head, waving your arms between the two of you. “okay. am i being slow or something? did i miss an entire part of our conversation? was i focused too much on the movie?”
and he has the audacity to look confused as he speaks, “my money is yours too.”
“and… my money is yours?” you ask.
he scoffs, offended. “why would your money be mine?”
“i mean… wouldn’t your words mean the—“
“no.” he interrupts.
“but—“
“no. my money is yours, your money is yours. not mine.”
“your money is mine… and it’s not yours?”
“yes.”
“you’re an idiot.” but you don’t argue.
you have lots of nice things. nice bags and shoes and makeup, all thanks to the money from pope’s wallet. it’s not like you can’t buy yourself anything. you very much can. you’re good at saving, especially with the job you have, the one he hates. so, when you graduate? oh, he’s spoiling you like crazy. he gets you everything you’ve so much as glanced at.
Fuck it's genius....why didn't I think of that...
dry humping? what's that wet spot on your underwear then
he's come so far 🥹
Barbie (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig vs. Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller
(with tears in my eyes) we have to post more perverted things now. because we never know which perverted post will be our last ...
Thinking about this again, imagine they just started dating keeping it private:
Robby in his chair : hey pup we're doing some paperwork update and we need a copy of your birth certificate for that
Whitaker: oh I was delivered here my family was passing through and had to make an emergency stop cause I decided to come out early, you should be able to pull it up on the computer
Robby: oh that's perfect let me jus-
Whitaker: yeah it was like destiny to come back don't you think?
Robby: ...
Dennis notices him freeze while staring at the computer so he leans in and sees " Michael robinavitch" as the doctor in charge of delivery
Whitaker: holy shit
That’s peak
I want him rawwwwww
and if i said id happily ride his boot…..ok sorry im leaving yeah my bad
riding his boot so long passersby’s would ask what shoe polish he used to get such an elegant shine. I needa ride it till it hurts and then some.
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