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Writing is my passion, as is environmental biology | A blog that is always changing with my hyperfixations | Bigotry of any sort will NOT be tolerated here | 29 | Asexual Aromantic Autistic (Triple A!) | They/She/He

[mindblownie2]

Leiurus the Scorpion 🦂 Dark Souls OC commission for @go-go-devil

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[junifesto]

[ostolero]

you know what. fuck this. *burrows*

[go-go-devil]

Wow look at all of these these very neurotypical lyrics clearly written by a very neurotypical person :-)

[go-go-devil]

My secret is that, for all my harping about music, I've only listened to a handful of complete albums. But the ones I've listened to, I've listened to them multiple, multiple times.

Also I just got a new record player. Its first album? P!atD's Death of a Bachelor 🫣

I had to look up what album you were referring to cuz I am so out of the loop when it comes to every P!ATD after their 1st one lol. Is that the “controversial” one?

And no need to feel ashamed about only listening to a few albums in full. If you’re listening to them multiple times that alone proves that you’re a real fan of those artists! Overtime you’ll start wanting to listen to more full albums in due time, just don’t worry about rushing it ;-)

[go-go-devil]

I'm currently slipping individually wrapped peppermints into every one of your pockets

Hell fucking yeah free candy! 🍬 😎

[go-go-devil]

my secret: i like 90s/2000s pop music. i talk so much about how i hate pop music, and i do dislike a lot of it! at least, a lot of modern pop music. i try hard to keep an open mind but... i'm sorry, tswift pales in comparison to britney and she always will.

100% agree with you there. 90’s/2000’s pop had this secret sauce to it that no other decade before or since has been able to tap into. Modern pop sounds so bland in comparison and I do blame Tswift for the decline (as well as the decline in our planet’s clean air).

[go-go-devil]

When I was little I thought exclamation points were called explanation points and people used them to indicate that they were explaining something

Lmao XD

Honestly as someone who still accidentally refers to the glove compartment as the glove “department” I get where you’re coming from.

[go-go-devil]

work doesn't know i'm trying to move across the country

Good! Don’t let them catch on!

[1anonyymous1]

Put a secret in my ask box

[luciosecrets]

The older i get, the more i realize that someone making time for you is one of the clearest signs they care. Everyone is busy. Everyone has responsibilities and their own battles to fight. So when someone consistently chooses to spend their time with you, checks on you, and makes space for you in their life, it means something. time is one thing we can never get back, and people don't give it away lightly.

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

that thing about how removing the middle 2 panels of a cad comic makes it funnier is true 

[zonecassette]

holy shit

[severalowls]

I can’t even imagine what meaningless filler went into panels 2-3.

[newtypenea]

oh my god these are actually funny

[baishujinkou]

[moonkitty]

this is 100% true and once you remove the horrible filler bullshit its comedy gold

[squirrelly-13]

ended up finding a few more because im bored

[malkshake]

• RedBubble • TeePublic • INPRNT • Spoonflower • Wallpapers

🌟Galaxy Crocs!🌟

[go-go-devil]

Kingseeker Frampt being the one who tricked Gwyn into sacrificing himself to the First Flame seems like such an obvious take when I say it out loud and yet I rarely see discussion about this in DS1 lore posts.

Though that probably has more to do with how little the Primordial Serpents are discussed AT ALL in this fandom…

[anothercrankyblogger]

What they aren't telling these kids that's really dangerous is that if you do make it all the way to the heart of a Scientology building, the autosave will lock you into entering the Tom Cruise boss fight chamber, and you won't be able to leave until you defeat him in combat.

[theonion]

Expressing regret that the interruption would delay the highly anticipated video game adaptation, the producers of A24’s upcoming Elden Ring film announced Tuesday that the project had stalled after a red phantom named TwinkPunisher invaded the set. “Despite our security team’s best efforts, a loincloth-wearing invader with the handle TwinkPunisher was able to gain access to the shoot through the use of a Festering Bloody Finger, disrupting production for the foreseeable future,” said a spokesperson for the studio, adding that TwinkPunisher had tauntingly placed a Rainbow Stone on the ground for every take he managed to render unusable by performing the “warm welcome” gesture, by obscuring the actors with the Ekzykes’s Decay incantation, or by repeatedly spamming the “You’re beautiful” Prattling Pate over dialogue.

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[checkeonetwo]

hello again hylics