clean the lint screen

i avoid lint fires and i have a cute dog

[dennys]

ways to pronounce potato

Potato

Potahto

Potayto

Potaito

Potatatatato

Popotatato

Potayyyyto

Potayediggstho

Potattoo

Potutu

Tater

Potater

Poteeter

Potattedto

Poratatattat

Pootaterto

Playdough

Poughkeepsie

Partisan

Party 

Tomato

[imdope420]

Reblog if u cannot wait to start middle school and get away from all the drama lies and tears from elementary school <|3

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I just watched "Me You and Everyone We Know" and I absolutely despised it.

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Girls that love gay guys but are disgusted by lesbians.

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Guys that love lesbians but are disgusted by gay guys.

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Anyone who is disgusted by anyone because of their sexual preference.

[fuckyesliampayne]

SOCKS AND FLIP FLOPS

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The Kübler-Ross model, or the five stages of no gf, is a series of emotional stages experienced when faced with that feel. The five stages are denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance.

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Wtf: What the fushigi?

[tumblaughter]

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Someone uploaded this on pornhub lmao

[sixpenceee]

The movies that will really freak you out are the ones that are mind blowing and full of twists.

Tumblr has a lot of horror movie posts but I have yet to see a psychological thriller one, so here you go! Enjoy :)

Please look up a brief description of each movie to check for triggers before watching. 

Shutter Island (2010)

The Machinist (2004)

Silence of the Lambs (1991)

Jacob’s Ladder (1990)

Black Swan (2010)

Memento (2000)

The Flock (2007)

Requiem for a Dream (2000)

Anamorph (2007)

Martyrs (2008)

The Butterfly Effect (2004)

Rosemary’s Baby (1968)

The 6th Sense (1999)

Side Effects (2013)

Sinister (2012)

Extracted (2012)

Red Lights (2012)

Sleep Tight (2011)

Absentia (2011)

I Saw The Devil (2010)

Frozen (2010)

Orphan (2009)

The Killing Room (2009)

The Broken (2008)

Awake (2007)

Inside (2007)

Mr.Brooks (2007)

Vacancy (2007)

Zodiac (2007)

Bug (2006)

Dark Water (2005)

White Noise (2005)

Hard Candy (2005)

Secret Window (2004)

Saw (2004)

Saw II (2005)

Saw III (2006)

Saw IV (2007)

Saw V (2008)

Saw VI (2009)

Saw 3D (2010)

Stoker (2013)

Frailty (2001)

What Lies Beneath (2000)

Identity (2003)

Mindhunters (2004)

Triangle (2009)

Spider (2002)

Flight Plan (2005)

Unknown (2011)

The Jacket (2005)

Stay (2005)

Seven (1995)

Tell No One (2006)

Das Experiment (2006)

Angel Heart (1987)

The Uninvited (2009)

The Others (2001)

The Skeleton Key (2005)

In Dreams (1999)

The Gift (2000)

Primal Fear (1996)

Deception (2008)

The Invisible (2007)

Arlington Road (1999)

Phone Booth (2002)

American Psycho (2000)

Cube (1997)

The Fourth Kind (2009)

Insomnia (2002)

[internetmessiah-deactivated2017]

Why is pizza a circle but the box a square and the slices triangles and my soul a bottomless pit of pain and despair?

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i fucking hate tumblr so much seriously

you guys are always like “i want equality!” except gay people are better than straight people and women are better than men and poc are better than white people and trans people are better...

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Snapchat likes to randomly log me out every now and then to test my determination to sign back in

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Me

[ted]

Well, that was easy.

You just learned 8 Chinese words in the cutest way possible.

When TED speaker ShaoLan Hsueh tried to teach her children Chinese, she realized just how hard it is for new learners to grasp. So she created a series of illustrations to make the beautiful, often complex characters easier to remember. It makes learning Chinese … wait for it … Chineasy.

Try Chineasy for yourself and watch her full talk here »

[fag]

i hate parents that treat their kids like shit and then have the audacity to ask for respect

[funnyordie]

13 Ways to Make the World Cup More Appealing to Americans

This ain’t that “football you play with your feet" nonsense again, is it?

Every team gets a wise-cracking fat kid to play goalie.

The Undertaker periodically shows up with a folding chair to shake up the match.

If players can’t use their hands… why should they have any?

Refer to each team by their corresponding pancake at IHOP.

Spread a rumor that the World Cup trophy contains Obama’s real birth certificate.

Do away with nationalities and have teams picked by Cee-Lo, Shakira, Adam Levine, and the other one.

Replace names on players’ jerseys with John Cougar Mellencamp lyrics.

Way, way more head injuries.

Continue

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Why does French kissing look so hard