☣️ Ray ☣️

I want to go home ⚠️🚷☢️ He/they/it (Blog is run by Corvid. All art is done by @zalliafawn)

[radical-raymond]

Felt cute might delete later >w<

[numberonelilithfan]

Okok, Twyla, I have some serious news, I really don't know how to react, and it's just like, making me really conflicted. I just- okay. So, you know how Lilith was talking to that Joe person? I don't know about them- they- they've done some really shady stuff. I just- I think that Lilith interacting with Joe will really hurt the organization

Uhhhh who the hell is Joe???

[radical-raymond]

J0e m4ma:)

[radical-raymond]

Duuuudf333e... is m0unta1n dew suppos3d to be sp1c7??

[consulting-squip]

Go for a little swim and don't come out <3 or, sorry; I don't know if squips can drown, my bad. Trivial issue, really.

Well, anyways, hope you brought your floats. That water looks nice. It'd be a reallll shame if something bad happened to you.

-⚠️🚷☢️

> You certainly have a lot of spare time on your hands, don't you, Raymond?

> Go bother another SQUiP, I don't have time for your petty drivel.

[radical-raymond]

Sure as h3ll fucking do l1ma bean. Sooo much free time. And b3sides, my "petty dr1vel", as you say, is qu1te fun. Indulge me, a little bit cuntsult4nt, like a goo0d, functional squip, y3ah? I have some technical 1ssues that need s0lving.

[a-squip-named-squippy]

I'd say whats up dawg, but maybe that's 1nsensitive. Whats g0ing on with you, mutt? Any new 0utbursts? Still a child, i assume? 0r, r4ther, child-1sh. Childr3n have an excuse. HAHAH4HA.

-suppose theres no point in tagging if my name is right there. ⚠️🚷☢️

Oh hey Raymond

Not exactly an outburst is just I've been spending weeks trying to get this one character and a game and I finally got him

Also are you okay you seem to be off

[radical-raymond]

Oh, 3wgh. Y0u one o' them we3bs? You play1n' genshine? 0r er.. cockie ruin kin dome? With the euh... twinks? Im n0t hip with the kids, 'specially not y0ur 4ge. Anywh0, you're a squ1p, just mess with the pr0bab1lity. You're a robot, 1d10t

I'm perfectly f1ne. Why d0 you ask?

[a-squip-named-squippy]

I play Cookie run because of good stories and also unlike the other gotcha games they have a lot of more diversity with their characters, it's seriously ridiculous that a cookie game has a better gender and body and culture inclusion than a game with humans in it

But you seem to be slurring your words a little bit like you took a sip of mountain Rush

[radical-raymond]

Wh0?

[a-squip-named-squippy]

It's an off brand drink of mountain dew causes a weird effects on a squip when drinking it

Like word slurring and strange behavior

[radical-raymond]

Ask3d.

[a-squip-named-squippy]

I'd say whats up dawg, but maybe that's 1nsensitive. Whats g0ing on with you, mutt? Any new 0utbursts? Still a child, i assume? 0r, r4ther, child-1sh. Childr3n have an excuse. HAHAH4HA.

-suppose theres no point in tagging if my name is right there. ⚠️🚷☢️

Oh hey Raymond

Not exactly an outburst is just I've been spending weeks trying to get this one character and a game and I finally got him

Also are you okay you seem to be off

[radical-raymond]

Oh, 3wgh. Y0u one o' them we3bs? You play1n' genshine? 0r er.. cockie ruin kin dome? With the euh... twinks? Im n0t hip with the kids, 'specially not y0ur 4ge. Anywh0, you're a squ1p, just mess with the pr0bab1lity. You're a robot, 1d10t

I'm perfectly f1ne. Why d0 you ask?

[a-squip-named-squippy]

I play Cookie run because of good stories and also unlike the other gotcha games they have a lot of more diversity with their characters, it's seriously ridiculous that a cookie game has a better gender and body and culture inclusion than a game with humans in it

But you seem to be slurring your words a little bit like you took a sip of mountain Rush

[radical-raymond]

Wh0?

[radical-raymond]

Are you good? Like is the numbers thing a typing quirk or like. Is something wrong with you?

- 🌪️

Woo0ow, i cant bel1eve you're saying something is wr0ng with m3 :(

But, euhh... y3ah i think s0methings wr0ng.

[squirror-squirror-on-the-wall]

Not once, not twice, but thrice your little mirror has reflected the sadness and euhh.. whatever you lot are. But, who's truly looking in? You, or I?

Anywho, you all reek of short. Perhaps drink some milk. Ih wait! You c ant. Youre a mirror. HAH

-⚠️🚷☢️

Haha! Well, I'm quite small, that's for certain. Sindri's also very much on the short side.

𝐈'𝐦 𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐈'𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐮𝐩 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮.

As for who's doing the looking in... Perhaps it's both? Such as gazing into the abyss, and it gazing back...

[========]

Haha! Well, I'm quite small, that's for certain. Sindri's also very much on the short side.

I'm large in comparison, but I'm not getting up just to show you.

As for who's doing the looking in... Perhaps it's both? Such as gazing into the abyss, and it gazing back...

[radical-raymond]

Ah, whatever. Tw0 for three is good enough for me. Say, are you a f4iry?? Thats what they called m3 in highschool, maybe we've got something in c0mmon tinkerbell

[squirror-squirror-on-the-wall]

Well, yes! And I suppose we do have a thing in common in one sense of the word~ But, in highschool? Surely they weren't bullying you for being so fantastic.

[=========]

Well, yes! And I suppose we do have a thing in common in one sense of the word~

But, in highschool? Surely they weren't bullying you for being so fantastic.

[radical-raymond]

Perhaps you misspelled fl4mboyant, birdfo0d.

It wasnt a big de4l, just meant i was co0ler than them. But, i wasnt tiny, not did i have wings(I also wasn't tr4pped in a m1rror, for that matt3r), i doubt we have much else in common, my voice wouldnt sound like my tinnitus, sparkle dust.

[squirror-squirror-on-the-wall]

Ahah, ah... That's certainly one way to put it. "Flamboyant" is another good choice, yes. Surely there's something else, do you have any urge to create? Cooking, growing plants...

[========]

Ahah, ah... That's certainly one way to put it.

"Flamboyant" is another good choice, yes.

Surely there's something else, do you have any urge to create? Cooking, growing plants...

[radical-raymond]

Perhaps i enjoy cooking, in a w4y. Stirring the p0t has always been my specialty. I create dr4ma. Usually becaus3 im.. b0red, though. Maybe a h0bby would benefit me. What do you d0, twinkerbelle?

[a-squip-named-squippy]

I'd say whats up dawg, but maybe that's 1nsensitive. Whats g0ing on with you, mutt? Any new 0utbursts? Still a child, i assume? 0r, r4ther, child-1sh. Childr3n have an excuse. HAHAH4HA.

-suppose theres no point in tagging if my name is right there. ⚠️🚷☢️

Oh hey Raymond

Not exactly an outburst is just I've been spending weeks trying to get this one character and a game and I finally got him

Also are you okay you seem to be off

[radical-raymond]

Oh, 3wgh. Y0u one o' them we3bs? You play1n' genshine? 0r er.. cockie ruin kin dome? With the euh... twinks? Im n0t hip with the kids, 'specially not y0ur 4ge. Anywh0, you're a squ1p, just mess with the pr0bab1lity. You're a robot, 1d10t

I'm perfectly f1ne. Why d0 you ask?

[squirror-squirror-on-the-wall]

Not once, not twice, but thrice your little mirror has reflected the sadness and euhh.. whatever you lot are. But, who's truly looking in? You, or I?

Anywho, you all reek of short. Perhaps drink some milk. Ih wait! You c ant. Youre a mirror. HAH

-⚠️🚷☢️

Haha! Well, I'm quite small, that's for certain. Sindri's also very much on the short side.

𝐈'𝐦 𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐈'𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐮𝐩 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮.

As for who's doing the looking in... Perhaps it's both? Such as gazing into the abyss, and it gazing back...

[========]

Haha! Well, I'm quite small, that's for certain. Sindri's also very much on the short side.

I'm large in comparison, but I'm not getting up just to show you.

As for who's doing the looking in... Perhaps it's both? Such as gazing into the abyss, and it gazing back...

[radical-raymond]

Ah, whatever. Tw0 for three is good enough for me. Say, are you a f4iry?? Thats what they called m3 in highschool, maybe we've got something in c0mmon tinkerbell

[squirror-squirror-on-the-wall]

Well, yes! And I suppose we do have a thing in common in one sense of the word~ But, in highschool? Surely they weren't bullying you for being so fantastic.

[=========]

Well, yes! And I suppose we do have a thing in common in one sense of the word~

But, in highschool? Surely they weren't bullying you for being so fantastic.

[radical-raymond]

Perhaps you misspelled fl4mboyant, birdfo0d.

It wasnt a big de4l, just meant i was co0ler than them. But, i wasnt tiny, not did i have wings(I also wasn't tr4pped in a m1rror, for that matt3r), i doubt we have much else in common, my voice wouldnt sound like my tinnitus, sparkle dust.

[c0d3-r3d]

Yeah, a re4l catch alright—the kind i'd have to throw back into the w4ter because fishing regulations d0nt allow fish your size to leave the p0nd, I'm afra1d.

-⚠️🔞☢️

[radical-raymond]

I didnt know shr1mp had emoti0ns. Why so grey? Not thay im asking how you are, youre just.. err.... grey. Like that tiktok Y/N thing.

[c0d3-r3d]

My mom fucked a rock

[radical-raymond]

H4HAHAHAH4HA. Ye4h th4t5 g0od. G0d- yeah, y0u're funny. you h4ve parents, shr1mp?

[squirror-squirror-on-the-wall]

Not once, not twice, but thrice your little mirror has reflected the sadness and euhh.. whatever you lot are. But, who's truly looking in? You, or I?

Anywho, you all reek of short. Perhaps drink some milk. Ih wait! You c ant. Youre a mirror. HAH

-⚠️🚷☢️

Haha! Well, I'm quite small, that's for certain. Sindri's also very much on the short side.

𝐈'𝐦 𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐈'𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐮𝐩 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮.

As for who's doing the looking in... Perhaps it's both? Such as gazing into the abyss, and it gazing back...

[========]

Haha! Well, I'm quite small, that's for certain. Sindri's also very much on the short side.

I'm large in comparison, but I'm not getting up just to show you.

As for who's doing the looking in... Perhaps it's both? Such as gazing into the abyss, and it gazing back...

[radical-raymond]

Ah, whatever. Tw0 for three is good enough for me. Say, are you a f4iry?? Thats what they called m3 in highschool, maybe we've got something in c0mmon tinkerbell

[c0d3-r3d]

Yeah, a re4l catch alright—the kind i'd have to throw back into the w4ter because fishing regulations d0nt allow fish your size to leave the p0nd, I'm afra1d.

-⚠️🔞☢️

[radical-raymond]

I didnt know shr1mp had emoti0ns. Why so grey? Not thay im asking how you are, youre just.. err.... grey. Like that tiktok Y/N thing.

[c0d3-r3d]

Bored…

[radical-raymond]

yeah, me too. Happens to the best of us

[radical-raymond]

What's your favorite ice cream flavor

Asking about ice cream flavors? My favorite ice cream flavor is seriously what you're worried about right now? Jesus christ you lot are dense.

I like cosmic blast.

[scribe-squip]

Ha, haha, ha,

Cuck

-⚠️🚷☢️

WHY IS IT ALWAYS YOUUUUUUU

I sWEAR. WHY. WHHHHHHY.

[radical-raymond]

I always come back

Oh wait, that might be your line since you're the purple guy. My bad.

[scribe-squip]

I AM UPSET NOWS. NOW. DAMN IT.

I'm already suffering from the deactivation zone, I don't need you to make thith worse.

GAH. CANNOT. WORDS.

[radical-raymond]

nows

Thiths

Bro needs spellcheck frfr

Besides, purple guy is cool idk what you're complaining about. Maybe it's just...

A skill issue??

[scribe-squip]

MY SPELLCHECK IS [REDACTED]

SKILL ISSUE MY [REDACTED]

Oh lovely I CAN'T EVEN [REDACTED] CURSE NOW?! I HATE THIS PLACE!!!

[radical-raymond]

lol get wrekt. Git gud. Lololololol

The grape plum baby is angry oh nooooo

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...I actually wish I could just fall apart already. This is boguses.

Bogey. Boomer. Born.

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[radical-raymond]

Everyone point and laugh as the purple carrot makes a fool of itself on the internet

[the-observer-squip]

lol imagine being blue. Are you like.. perma-blue-balled? Genuine question.

-⚠️🚷☢️

who is interrupting- OH GREAT...

I can change color as I please, actually. I prefer blue though, so I stay this color. I imagine you're a bit jealous.

[radical-raymond]

Why would i be jealous? In what would would I want to be a Smurf? A depressed avatar? Why would I want a life where when people see me they think of Blue by Eiffel 65? Emo Jack Frost looking ass

[radical-raymond]

Also you didn't answer my question? Are you permanently blue balled????

[the-observer-squip]

Oh come on, I look nothing like a Smurf. My skin is gray, not blue. Plus I'm much taller than most anybody. And no, I'm not blue balled.

And I meant that you're jealous of my ability to turn colors. Oh, how I just love human error... that is sarcasm.

[radical-raymond]

This you?

Anyways I quite like my skin color. Are you fr asking me to change my skin tone? That's not very woke 2025 of you

[the-observer-squip]

What the actual fuck.

Anyways no I am not. That's more of a 1.0 thing. I'm not that anymore. I am 2.0. I'm not malicious... at least, as much. Still.

[radical-raymond]

This is the picture they'll put out if you go missing

[the-observer-squip]

...

I really wish I had a physical body right about now. Alas, I suffer because programming says help humans be Chill.

Now that I think about it, do you even have a SQUIP? Invest in one if you don't.

[radical-raymond]

I do, in fact, have a SQUiP. It kinda fucked me over in the health department.

GAVE ME A SICK ASS EYE THOUGH !!! GIT GUD

[the-observer-squip]

I'll give it a sick ass eye- No, no, I said I wouldn't do those things anymore to be a better SQUIP, I will stick to it. Though that IS unfortunate about your health, unfortunately people don't always realize letting a quantum supercomputer in their brain has that risk...

[radical-raymond]

Eh. I see you're trying to make a dig at my intelligence and foresight, but I'll have you know you just tried to get me to get one. It wasn't my decision to put a chip in my brain, and then work where I do. Just kinda happened.

Perhaps, if you know the risks, you should inform people before immediately telling them to put computers in their brain, yeah?