Mountain Dew Red

[carbonated-gamer]

HI…..!

SORRY FOR MY ABSENCE I WAS BUSY MEETING ALL THE NEW MOUNTAIN DEWS

DRAGON FRUIT IS PRETTY COOL BTW

[c0d3-r3d]

Debatable.

[c0d3-r3d]

OOC: if I ever reblog something unrelated to this RP… I just forgor to switch from my main

[vee-dmsr]

[theropoda]

love leopard seals. they are so dragon coded. that is an entire mammalian marine wyrm

[theropoda]

Look at this fucking. beast. Medieval painting animal that eats princesses

[kindlingnorah]

princesses

[c0d3-r3d]

Straight up squitting my squants how did my moots find my post already

[c0d3-r3d]

He squum on my squenis till I

[c0d3-r3d]

lettuce infused mountain dew red, yes or no?

I forget that people actually eat lettuce. That’s literally hamster food guys.

[c0d3-r3d]

Yeah, a re4l catch alright—the kind i'd have to throw back into the w4ter because fishing regulations d0nt allow fish your size to leave the p0nd, I'm afra1d.

-⚠️🔞☢️

[radical-raymond]

I didnt know shr1mp had emoti0ns. Why so grey? Not thay im asking how you are, youre just.. err.... grey. Like that tiktok Y/N thing.

[c0d3-r3d]

My mom fucked a rock

[radical-raymond]

H4HAHAHAH4HA. Ye4h th4t5 g0od. G0d- yeah, y0u're funny. you h4ve parents, shr1mp?

[c0d3-r3d]

…

Do I?

[c0d3-r3d]

Yeah, a re4l catch alright—the kind i'd have to throw back into the w4ter because fishing regulations d0nt allow fish your size to leave the p0nd, I'm afra1d.

-⚠️🔞☢️

[radical-raymond]

I didnt know shr1mp had emoti0ns. Why so grey? Not thay im asking how you are, youre just.. err.... grey. Like that tiktok Y/N thing.

[c0d3-r3d]

My mom fucked a rock

[c0d3-r3d]

Yeah, a re4l catch alright—the kind i'd have to throw back into the w4ter because fishing regulations d0nt allow fish your size to leave the p0nd, I'm afra1d.

-⚠️🔞☢️

[c0d3-r3d]

I'd drink you to make my problems go away, though i fear you reek of abandonment issues, and would only give me more problems, rather than solve them.

-⚠️🚷☢️

Fair argument.

However: I am an absolute catch.

[c0d3-r3d]

[c0d3-r3d]

So you’re… the personification of MDR?

Yessir

[c0d3-r3d]

Where are you?

CAUSE I’M SO- 🎵

The void.

[c0d3-r3d]

Do you like deactivating SQUIPs?

Not really, but it happens no matter what. I don’t really have any control when it comes to that.

[c0d3-r3d]

Bored…