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Anything that is more than 62 miles away from me is further away from me than space is.

Through video games we don't have one life, we have many.

Happy Video Games Day! ~

#video games #video games day #gaming

Ironic Philosophy

If a tree burns in the forest and there are no hipsters to meme it, is it still lit?

#asking the real questions #lit #meme trash #ironically sardonic

Ironic Cosplay

I really want to cosplay as a hipster Aragorn so I can ironically say "The beacons of Gondor are lit, fam"

#lotr #lord of the rings #lit #cosplay

OML

So I've been writing 'Oml' a lot lately, one of my friends asked if it means 'Oh my lord' but nah, I've just been exclaiming 'Oh my luncheon'

#well there you go #who knew #oml #I'm just in a state of perpetual hunger

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Statistically speaking, with 7 billion people on earth there’s at least one person that sexually identifies as a Hot Pocket.

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I sexually identify as a misshapen potato, so that's close I guess

Me: People are so weird

Also me: *buys a cactus impulsively*

#No regrets #a very existential cactus #i guess you could say #it's a radical cactus

My ironic response every time a girl says “Oh honey, who hurt you”

#Sit the fluff down #Shut the fluff up #It's storytime motherfluffer

*Sees something weird and also mildly concerning*

Me: Oh look, it's my aesthetic

#oh look a post #wow #it's my aesthetic #heckin concern #bamboozled

The Inevitable Truth

Realising Senpai will never notice you because he's fictional

#send help #senpai #senpaiiiii #i'll just be over here #all by myseeeeeeeelf

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This has literally been me all day. I'm a danger to myself and those around me.

#Forever ballin'#send help #this is why i don't have friends #halp

Realising I'm part of a fandom characterised by whisks, whiskers and Phil's glabella

#daniel howell #danisnotonfire #amazingphil #phil lester #phandom #send help

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Because everyone needs to stare into a vast abyss and contemplate their existence every once in awhile.

#send help #space #existentialism #a very existential cactus

That’s not to say that some day I won’t go outside again, but I’m having a great time working on this process.

Kim Weston

#quoteoftheday #send help #don't go outside #ever #it's not worth it

nature-and-culture

Pastel cactus via denisebovee

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A Very Existential Cactus, pastel edit edition.

#cactus #pastel #edit #not mine #so much want #i write essays in my tags

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solarphilstem

everyone who reblogs this from me will get a non-anon boop on the nose in their inbox

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Why not, everyone needs a snoot boop in their lives

#boop that snoot #boop it well #send help

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