‘You have tuned into Radio-Ler 3.98. The evening’s entertainment show for all you wonderful listeners inside and out of town; hosted by your beloved founder of ‘Thneed Inc.’ and creator of ‘the thneed’, Mr. Once-Ler.’ Good evening, Thneedville.
So I’ve been hearing about a lot of Birthday’s this month, including my own, which I was unfortunately reminded of. In my humble opinion, I don’t see anything happy about them, but still, as requested by anonymous, here’s a shout out to all my fellow ageing ‘Lers’. Have a great day, may youth breathe beauty into your features and lets hope you don’t get too old and shrivelled any time soon. As for me, well, it’s three years too late for that.
Speaking of bad news, we sadly lost our sweet Prince last week, so this week’s song requests time will be dedicated to him and his funky beats, suggested by ms @koko-sweet. Here are a couple of my personal favourite hits of his, since, regrettably, I couldn’t find a playlist of all his greatest songs.
On a more positive note, however, I’m pleased to announce, to all who don’t know, that my treasured newspaper has started printing issues again. Welcome back Mads, darlin’, I think I speak for us all in saying we’ve missed your marvellous work and glorious gossip.
Well, I’m afraid that’s all I’ve got time for now, dear listeners, but have no fear, for I’ll be back again soon so stay tuned into Radio-Ler 3.98 and, I promise, my sexy voice will return to heat up your homes once again. Until then, don’t forget to support your local newspaper, buy another thneed and have a good evening, Thneedville.
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