[originally posted by ofwolfism, but reposted for easier access since their blog’s theme hides most of the original post]
“So, new business model. We team up with a mortuary. You see where I’m going with this, right?”
“Where does all this dust come from anyways? The dust faeries?”
“This is the part where you’re supposed to die.”
“The trick to this is don’t die.”
“You’re going down. Grrr. That’s menacing, right?”
“And you are just one big, beautiful distraction.”
“I knew there was a reason I’m traveling with you.”
“Since we’re a team, you think we should use a code name? Red Orchard? Or… Code Violet? Or… the Death Bunnies. That’ll confuse them.”
“I call dibs on any hats! …I love a good hat.”
“Plenty of opportunities to learn secrets moving around in your shadow.”
“Maybe I’m just another human who has people back home he/she wants to protect.”
“If you wanted me any closer…that’d make me nervous.”
“Did I have you going? Don’t take it personally, I lie to everyone.”
“I’m a liar. Everyone knows it. I make no secret of it. Because the truth is: I’m a fraud. To my core.”
“I know I can be a hard read, but, I’ve really enjoyed traveling with you. No bullshit.”
“You might want to cover up. Or not.”
“We’re great! We’re freaking fantastic! Songs will be written about our sheer awesome awesomenicity!”
“Your wish is my…. strong recommendation.”
“I’m like a bad penny, I’ll keep turning up.”
“Before I met you, I’d go whole days without massacring a bunch of things. Honest!”
“If you believe anything, believe this: I’m in your corner. Always have been.”
“All this sunlight. I feel exposed.”
“Choo! Choo! …That’s what they sounded like, right?”
“Insert something Shakespearean involving death and your inevitable doom here.”
“You know, running away is always an option! I won’t shoot you. Promise.”
“And here I thought I was getting out of one more blood bath…”
“Moments like this, I know all that karma stuff is bull. Because no one like me should be this lucky.”
“Of the people, for the people.”
“Lean back and enjoy the ride.”
“Betcha that’s seen some fun in its day.”
“You’ve got some nimble fingers.“
“Wouldn’t wanna get any stains on that fine outfit you’re wearing, would ya?”
“You get I’m here on a volunteer basis, right?”
“Well ain’t you a sight for sore eyes.”
“What’s our next move, love?”
“Don’t think a leg’s supposed to bend that way…”
“This beats mayoral duties ANY day of the week.”
“Looks like my dazzling personality got another one.”
“Plenty of folks wanna make life hard for people just tryin’ to survive. I’m not willing to stand for that kinda shit.”
“You feel as bad as you look?”
“You ain’t lookin’ so great. How about you try cutting back?”
“Hey, you should slow down. And that’s ME saying that.”
“If I have to listen to you butter this guy/girl up any more I’m going to shoot myself…then him/her.”
“Let’s get out of here as soon as we can. Don’t fancy being buried alive.”
“If they cared about it, they wouldn’t have left it lying around.”
“Man it’s quiet. Too quiet. *laughs* Oh man, I always wanted to say that.”
“Is it normal for the hairs on the back of my neck to be standing straight up like this?”
“I’m getting bad vibes from this place. We shouldn’t be here.”
“Hey, I…uh, think you’ve got a little brain caught in your teeth.”
“You picked the WRONG day to piss me off.”
“So, you impressed yet? I told you I was a damn good shot.”
“This is a little cLOSE FOR COMFORT!”
“Even if it takes me the rest of my life…I’ll repay this debt to you, I swear it.”
“Hope this little thing we have going lasts forever. Don’t want to go back to the way things were.”
“It’ll be a cold day in hell before I let anything bad happen to you.”
“Everything’s going to be alright, as long as we stick together.”
“You already know that things are the best they’ve ever been between us.”
“With you at my side, I feel I can take on the world. There’s no stronger bond than that.”
“I plan on walking this earth with you until the day I die.”
“Having you this close to me has made me happier than I’ve ever been before.”
