no better than they, those wet creatures

🪼 alive 30 :) 🪼

[jurisffiction]

original

[moosekleenex]

add yours!

[papayajuan2019]

what are three thousand things you associate with me

[todaysbird]

a rare closeup of a black swift, found throughout north america and small parts of south america. swifts are rarely seen up close; they spend more of their life in air than any other species of bird - they eat, drink, mate and sleep while in flight. they are incapable of perching like other birds; they must cling to vertical surfaces.

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[curlicuecal]

I had to look this up because “sleep while in flight” ????

but yeah, apparently completely true.  these birds stay aloft for as much as 10 months nonstop, feed on insects, spend more energy at night (when there aren’t warm thermals to ride) and at dawn and dusk climb to 10,000 ft altitude where the 30 min slow descent is probably when they catch their sleep.

they’re unusually long-lived for such active critters (20 yrs) and they may be limiting energy expenditure by being extremely aerodynamic and narrow bodied.  Also a single bird travels the distance of about 7 roundtrip journeys to the moon in its lifetime (>3 million miles).

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[bonivers]

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

[secondbeatsongs]

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

[starphostrix]

Congrats on the manwha release! 🦌

[kuayun]

he became too important at work!!

[wiseseamonster]

Your good friend

[ohnogodpls]

My good friend, he summoned me

[nart-is-a-monster]

"Ermm I don't want to go there it's too scawyyy" - king destruction rookie the darkness annihilator

[chibassy]

Doodles after 200-ish chapters in…What the flip man…the horrors persist

[puppyseedmuffins]

shaking my head but shaking my head the whole time to show i dont support negativity

[barbreypilled]

when I tell u I had to scroll a week back in my twitter likes to find this video bc I genuinely couldn’t sleep until I did

[b0nkcreat]

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

[apolladay]

Is it ok to wash socks and underwear in a communal washing machine?

1. Yes

2. Only socks

3. Only underwear

4. No

Is it ok to wash socks and underwear in a communal washing machine?

Yes

Only socks

Only underwear

No

Remaining time: 4 days 21 hours

[ablondpanda]

My logic is as follows:

- it's dirty laundry

- washing machines exist to wash dirty laundry

- thus it is okay

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[anais-ninja-bitch]

unrestrained summer fun

[2000sanimeop]

Played Pentiment. You, play Pentiment. 🫵