no better than they, those wet creatures

🪼 alive 30 :) 🪼

[zombluvrrr]

[sashayed]

has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing

[boomstab-papa]

[your-cosmic-creature]

“For me this glass is already broken. I enjoy it; I drink out of it. It holds my water admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a lovely ring to it. But when I put this glass on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off the table and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, ‘Of course.’ When I understand that the glass is already broken, every moment with it is precious.”

[dragon-in-a-fez]

WAIT did I never tell tumblr about the haunted space waterpark hotel

[dragon-in-a-fez]

in January 2018, I spent a couple of days in the town of Hutchinson, Kansas for work. I rolled into town and stopped at what appeared, from the outside, to be a normal motel just off the highway.

it was not.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I should add that I did not see a single other guest the entire time I was there, which intensified the whole vibe.

[cheddar-baby]

Oi dont even joke lad

[hunter-rodrigez]

[wackietackiejackie]

[dracula61]

[littleguysdaily]

Bob is performed by the artist Raphaël Gromy

[userarmand]

"Armand has always been good." (Assad Zaman, 2026)

[takaramonos]

[catsbypawty]

everyone who menstruates should get 5000 dollars per period just for living through it i think

[alientitty]

💀

[high-metafive]

so i made and account on tv tropes and it asked for my relationship status

i went over and was about to put in “single” or “it’s complicated” and, well..

i can’t deal anymore

[raccoony-stardust]

and the link……

[dangerously-human]

Oh, this is remarkably of its era. I was just viscerally launched back to the specific amalgamation of meme printouts my roommate and I decorated our bulletin boards with senior year of college.

[pydiyudie]

[nights-at-crystarium]

[vonnegutism]

goodnight to crazy people only

[nightmaresyrup]

A tiny cookie-sized Ray

Just found out about Finless Sleeper Rays

Look how small they get:

[maxwyl]

"when was the last time you talked to armand?" so literally everyone comes away from the book obsessed with armand huh

[shigure]

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you