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Yo-yos were invented in Greece. I want all my Greek myths to be about yo-yos now! I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING!

Zeus seduces women with his mad yo-yo tricks!

Hades hates yo-yos because he’s not good at them, but changes his mind because Persephone is fucking amazing at yo-yo tricks!

The sun is just a yo-yo that goes around the Earth. And so now Apollo is the yo-yo God. XD

It just makes everything better!

radixfaciem

Also The moon is a yoyo too and when the strings get tangled then eclipses happen

#Friend post #RootTalks

dreamlightasafeather

IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

t-pose-to-assert-gayness

Reblog to literally save a life

anotherdayforchaosfay

I’ve done this. I’m alive because of this.

My flat-mate’s date for the night was almost as drunk as her. She had passed out in her room and locked the door. He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex. He also demanded food because he was dealing with “whiskey dick”. He didn’t like the lack of food in the fridge. I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the “order” was taking. He took my phone, demanded they “hurry the fuck up”. Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report. Pressing charges wasn’t necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me. Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison. The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen.

This was 14 years ago.

Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can. The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:

“If he’s drunk say you want mushrooms.” I said I want extra mushrooms.

“If he’s threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.” I said I want onions.

She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if he’s blonde, black olives if he’s tall, extra large if he’s tall, etc.

They’ve heard this sort of coded call before. They’re trained for it. They will understand what you’re saying. Order the pizza.

torios

Really though. I’m in training for dispatch and this was one of the first things they taught us. Pretend you’re talking to a friend or relative, pretend you’re ordering pizza, we’ll figure it out. We’ll word questions so you can answer in an easy, casual way. Please, just make the call and we will do everything we can to help you.

skelatal-remains-deactivated201

Reblog to save a life

mouse-named-minerva

Why the fuck is this not more widely known?

marvelanddcsmut

Super important, please re log darlings

#Good to know #Abuse #911

TFW you have no idea what to do next in your life but you keep moving forward.

mamakay93-deactivated20190129

Just an FYI for those in the US with insurance issues

the-real-seebs

this sounds oddly plausible

jumpingjacktrash

a good doctor will pester the insurance company on your behalf. a couple times in my Back Pain Odyssey my insurance noped out on a procedure, and my doctor called them up and was like “no, really” and they gave in.

so if your insurance is in the habit of going “you don’t actually need TWO months of physical therapy, just walk it off,” tell the doctor who ordered it, and they may very well volunteer to, or agree to, call up the insurance people and go “simon says pay for the fucking therapy.”

breelandwalker

For all my peeps out there fighting the good fight against Big Pharma Bureaucratic Bullshit.

#Refrence #Learning #medical #drugs

ghosteddie

An orange and green addition to my mermaid scale series. • Also buy this artwork on apparel, stickers, phone cases, and more.

#Want #to buy later #leggings #clothes

tokkeki

achiachi👑🍫🍰🍦🍨🍮🍓🍒🍑🍇🍈🍉🍩🍞🍝🍕🍖🍤👑

#food #cute #yum

sixpenceee

Ways to pet your cat. From here

#cute #cats #HYPERSPACE IS THE BEST

scipiouspunk

i dont really wanna work on this anymore, so here it is

#Animation #BF's Art #He's hella @ art #go follow him too

northw0man-deactivated20201019

Here’s a cool trick to see if a man actually respects you: try disagreeing with him

the-rain-monster

A friend of mine did something with online dating where, before meeting a person, she’d say no to something minor without a reason for the no. For example: “No, I don’t want to meet at a coffee shop, how about X?”, or “No, not Wednesday”, or “No, I don’t want to recognize each other by both wearing green shirts”. She said how the potential dates reacted was a huge indicator of whether she actually wanted to meet them, something I readily believe.

I’ve mentioned this to a few people and sometimes I get very annoyed and incredulous responses from guys about how are they supposed to know that it’s a test if the girl is being unreasonable? How are they supposed to know that and let her have her way? I find it difficult to explain that if you find it unreasonable for someone to have a preference of no consequence which they don’t feel the need to explain, then you are the one being unreasonable. You can decide for yourself that it sounds flaky and you don’t want to date her, but you don’t have a right to know and approve all of her reasons for things in order to deign to respect that she said no about it. Especially in the case of someone you haven’t even fucking met yet.

the-real-seebs

The point isn’t to know it’s a test, the point is that if you would only say “yes” if you knew it was a test, then what if it’s not a test, but because she hates coffee shops, or because she’s attending a funeral Wednesday and doesn’t know you well enough to want to share that, or whatever else? Because if you’re making rules for when other people can have preferences and not explain why… yeah, that is a thing they can reasonably want to avoid.

jumpingjacktrash

a while back i mentioned this very method as a way of testing a new friendship, and got some pushback from all genders. toxic people exist in every category, and their response to an unexplained refusal will out them every time.

i mean, i’m sure some of those objecting were simply idealists who found the notion of testing a new friend unpleasant. but mostly it was the “but what if it’s unreasonable” objection. my dudes, that is the damn point.

iamemeraldfox

Ooh good advice!

#Refrence #Advice #Learning

chicinlicin

Sort of follow up from the hair tutorial yesterday, mixing in a bit of this quick tutorial too. Hopefully this is easy enough to understand ^^’ one of those things that can change a lot depending on the animation.

And if you’d like a little wave guide, I’ve got one here!

#Refrence #Tutorial #Learning