Blissfully Bored

Life is a song - sing it. Life is a game - play it. Life is a challenge - meet it. Life is a dream - realize it. Life is a sacrifice - offer it. Life is love - enjoy it.

[shittyidea]

Bring back the Black Plague

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[softheartedsuggestion]

you’re not selfish for wanting to be treated well

[gnusnoteunuchs]

experiment goal: to determine whether smarties are an effective tea sweetener

hypothesis: smarties will sweeten the tea, but also introduce unwelcome flavor profiles due to their flavoring

procedure: procured one cup (≈12 fl oz) of Barry’s Tea Gold Blend black tea, hot. added 2/3 of a single roll of smarties candy (10 candies). wait for candies to dissolve, then stir well. tea will be sampled after stirring concludes.

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addendum: control group was used. control sample consisted of one cup of the same type of tea, sweetened with white sugar. results will depend on the relative tastes of the control and smarties tea

[gnusnoteunuchs]

results: smarties tea was significantly more bitter and less sweet than sugar tea. additionally, the smarties failed to dissolve in the expected manner, and when stirred, ended up breaking down into particulates that refused to dissolve. 

conclusions: because of the chemical/structural makeup of smarties, they do not function well as an ad hoc tea sweetener because of their reluctance to break down. it may be the case that crushed smarties would work better, but this experiment was intended to study how normal, uncrushed smarties would work as a sweetener

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scary how fast someone can mean so much to you

[its-fucking-peanut]

scary how fast you can mean nothing to someone

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scary how fast i switched my car insurance to geico 

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teacher: here’s ur topic me: oh jeez i hate that topic teacher: pick your own topic me: oh jeez im not a decision maker

[shittyidea]

Trump’s cabinet picks

[hushhatake]

[unfriendlybitch-deactivated2015]

sperm don’t become babies

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?

[tobeagenius]

valentines day for nerds

[tobeagenius]

valentines day for nerds pt.2 (pt.1)

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[sintisinmi]

Obama and Michelle

[nayters]

[island-delver-go]

Where is the lie

[just-shower-thoughts]

it’s weird how you can actually feel it in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings.

[shittyidea]

Logging off from tumblr and actually doing stuff

[innerpeaceonly]

I got my heart broken and I survived, I failed 3 courses in university and graduated, I got rejected in the very first job I applied for and got promoted yesterday, I went through hard times with my family but then two years later, we laughed our hearts out over lunch, The closest friends disappointed me several times but I made new friends and loved them with all my heart. I did it once, I can do it again.

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I NEEDED THIS SO BADLY