Radical Nunchucks

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Imagine being Logan “the fumbler” Howlett and having to be in that helicopter with not only one but TWO of the baddies he fumbled.

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POV your Cecil after revealing sensitive information you were explicitly told NOT to say out loud to everybody on the radio.

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Carlos: come home and I’ll do the opposite of push you away

Freaks.

Also I did google “perfect hair png” and this is what showed up

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Spot the difference

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Old woman Josie for like the past 10 episodes

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OH MY GOD IT WAS REAL CECIL AND CARLOS ARE MARRIED

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Guys I’m on episode 100 of night vale and I’m pretty sure it’s about Carlos and Cecil getting married but i also have trust issues so I keep expecting them to be like PSYCH this is a birthday party or something

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New 'Bootcamp' boyband.

According to sources a new boyband has been formed at Bootcamp with 5 solo contestants thought to be more promising as a group.

The boyband made up of auditionees: Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Niall Horan and Zayn Malik

(Liam being one of this years re-auditonee’s) The boyband are yet unamed.

Previous groups formed at Bootcamp have usually been doomed from the start and although usually making it through to the live shows don’t go much further. Futureproof, Hope and Miss Frank to name the most well known,

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did anything happen with this

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i heard they got involved with human trafficking?

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON 2* GROUP ONE *FINALS

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Stanley 'Stan' Pines (Gravity Falls)

Starscream (Transformers)

Voting ended onJun 27

*The winner of this matchup will represent their bracket in the inter-group finale poll(s).

PROPAGANDA:

[Stan]

"It would be funny if the twin of the winner won."

"He would be an amazing dad, even though at first he is gruff and a bit reckless, you can see as the series goes on, how deeply he loves and cares for the people closest to him, he would do anything for his family, and he would be the most dedicated dad out there."

"Gotta get both twins knocked up."

"why should Ford have all the fun? also Stan would be a WAY better dad than Ford."

"HED BE SUCH A SINGLE DAD I NEED HIM PREGNANT AND STRUGGLING WITH A BABY AND RAISING HER THE BEST HE CAN AND SOMETIMES FAILING BUT OVER ALL MAKING IT WORK I CAN PICTURE HIM USING HIS PREGNANT BELLY AS AN ICECREAM TABLE WHILE HE WATCHES DUCKTECTIVE AND PERIOD DRAMAS."

"He's the sexier more breedable brother to me but also I just think it'd be funny if he won the second time around since Ford won the first one :)"

Grunkle Stan propaganda from last season

[Starscream]

"He would be STRUTTING with it. He's gonna raise an ARMY of LOYAL UNDERLINGS and they're going to make him RULER OF THE UNIVERSE. also he would be fucking miserable and so so angry and i think that would be fun."

"I need need need my conniving flying bastard man to be pregnant, he'd be so insufferable about it. Can you imagine? TFP Starscream would use his pregnancy as a way to manipulate the autobots and pretend to "care so much about my precious baby" and then he'd stab everyone in the back. G1 Starscream would have a bunch of grand dreams of shaping his baby into the ultimate Megatron-killing weapon and then they rule the galaxy together."

"I need to see him manipulate someone into getting him pregnant only to abort it in an attempt to hurt them only to have no effect at all. I need this."

"He’s funny and endlessly miserable in most continuities and I think being pregnant would make him happy even if he complained about it at the time."

"LISTEN……. It would be funny as shit if all the time he tried to usurp Megatron he succeeded in the one thing he didn’t want and lost so disgracefully. And in some media interpretations having “kids” or pets mellows that fucked up prideful and very much traumatized abused but unwilling to admit it and look for help man."

Starscream propaganda from last season

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GUYS PLEASE VOTE STARSCREAM I NEED THAT HIM TO WIN PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON 2* GROUP ONE *FINALS

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Stanley 'Stan' Pines (Gravity Falls)

Starscream (Transformers)

Voting ended onJun 27

*The winner of this matchup will represent their bracket in the inter-group finale poll(s).

PROPAGANDA:

[Stan]

"It would be funny if the twin of the winner won."

"He would be an amazing dad, even though at first he is gruff and a bit reckless, you can see as the series goes on, how deeply he loves and cares for the people closest to him, he would do anything for his family, and he would be the most dedicated dad out there."

"Gotta get both twins knocked up."

"why should Ford have all the fun? also Stan would be a WAY better dad than Ford."

"HED BE SUCH A SINGLE DAD I NEED HIM PREGNANT AND STRUGGLING WITH A BABY AND RAISING HER THE BEST HE CAN AND SOMETIMES FAILING BUT OVER ALL MAKING IT WORK I CAN PICTURE HIM USING HIS PREGNANT BELLY AS AN ICECREAM TABLE WHILE HE WATCHES DUCKTECTIVE AND PERIOD DRAMAS."

"He's the sexier more breedable brother to me but also I just think it'd be funny if he won the second time around since Ford won the first one :)"

Grunkle Stan propaganda from last season

[Starscream]

"He would be STRUTTING with it. He's gonna raise an ARMY of LOYAL UNDERLINGS and they're going to make him RULER OF THE UNIVERSE. also he would be fucking miserable and so so angry and i think that would be fun."

"I need need need my conniving flying bastard man to be pregnant, he'd be so insufferable about it. Can you imagine? TFP Starscream would use his pregnancy as a way to manipulate the autobots and pretend to "care so much about my precious baby" and then he'd stab everyone in the back. G1 Starscream would have a bunch of grand dreams of shaping his baby into the ultimate Megatron-killing weapon and then they rule the galaxy together."

"I need to see him manipulate someone into getting him pregnant only to abort it in an attempt to hurt them only to have no effect at all. I need this."

"He’s funny and endlessly miserable in most continuities and I think being pregnant would make him happy even if he complained about it at the time."

"LISTEN……. It would be funny as shit if all the time he tried to usurp Megatron he succeeded in the one thing he didn’t want and lost so disgracefully. And in some media interpretations having “kids” or pets mellows that fucked up prideful and very much traumatized abused but unwilling to admit it and look for help man."

Starscream propaganda from last season

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Cecil trying to get my to buy the wtnv novel

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My favorite facts about Cecil Palmer

* Said he would like to die by getting eaten by a snake

* Writes Hannibal fan poetry

* Has a tumblr

I realize now that I’m not that good at remembering facts but honestly I think I’ve covered everything important

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Not pictured Arthur desperately trying to pull his hand away from those freaks

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Arthur does NOT want to be here

also there's like a few mistakes but we don't talk about them okay? i noticed, you noticed, but we keep our mouths shut okay? okay. /lh

bonus doodle that was based on that one comment in the og post

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YOOOO THIS IS SICK

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Ok one thing I absolutely love about night vale is how they repeat who everyone is whenever they’re brought up like

Cecil: John Peters You know, the farmer.

Like no actually I did not know that. I forgot and I will continue to forget please tell me everyone’s names and occupations forever.

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Loving welcome to night vale so far but everyone once In awhile Cecil’s voice sounds just like Sheldon cooper from the Big Bang theory so now I can only picture him as this specific image

Like yeah that’s him guys. Cecil Palmer.