Rae's Rambles

Rae || They/Them || 22 || Maker of stories serious and ironic My life is a bit and I'm just committed to it

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! ! ! WELCOME TO THE HASHBROWN MOTEL ! ! !

What is Hashbrown Motel?

Hashbrown Motel is my AU/Rewrite/Reimagining thing based on Hazbin Hotel! It's a comic that is inspired by the world and concepts created by Vivziepop. just with my own personal spin on things~

Consider Hashbrown Motel a 'bizarro' version of Hazbin Hotel. Remember Friendship is Witchcraft? It's like that.

Why is Hashbrown Motel?

I wanted to try my hand at writing my own hell story! Personally I've been frustrated with the writing/direction of the Helluverse for a while now. However, I think that Vivzie has some fun ideas in her shows and I wanted to play with them! So I thought it'd be fun to try weaving a story with some of the ideas!

When is Hashbrown Motel?

Uhhhhhh soon!

I'm a full-time student with a bunch of other projects that I'm constantly juggling. I will not set a schedule because I will not stick to it. This is just something I'm gonna do for fun so updates will be surprising for you and me :]

Where is Hashbrown Motel?

The comic will be posted right here on my blog! I'll do that cute little thing where I link all the pages together so you can jump from one to another easy peazy.

CLICK HERE TO READ THE FIRST EPISODE!!!

I'll also be using the tag #hashbrown motel so it's either here or there ;P

I’ll also be uploading the comic in our DISCORD SERVER! Come say hi!

Who is in Hashbrown Motel?

The characters featured in the comic are Charlie, Vaggie, Spangle Dust, Husk, Niffty, Pentious and Alastor! (You can check out the lineup here!)

(But they're weird fucked up alternate versions of them... so if you come here expecting Vaggie to be a scorned exorcist... you might be disappointed)

There will be other characters featured in the comic but... I'm gonna keep those to myself.... for now.

Very Important Note:

Hashbrown Motel is not intended to be some kind of hate piece towards Vivzie or Spindle or whomever. I mean. It's a hate piece but not like that.

I used to be a big fan of these shows and Vivzie's work. When watching a Spindle product, I'll always try and acknowledge the good before I get to critiquing it. It's hard for me to genuinely hate it. But at the same time. I really hate these shows. There's a lot I think could be done better and I just wanted to make some fan fiction... Foe fiction...

"What would things be like if I were in charge." I dunno.

Again, not a hate piece, just a rewrite. Just some funny shapes and colors for people who want to see these characters in a new perspective.

WITH THAT BEING SAID...

I'll be seeing you all soon for the grand opening~~~

[raedshadowlegends]

Hey so why is Angel with the Vees in the pride merch

And don’t go saying “it’s canon compliant, Rae!”

Alright then, why tf is Adam here?? And not Lute?

Don’t know why they included the dead guy just to show off his hashtag straight pride

But yeah, no, let’s put the victim with his abuser and make him look uncomfortable. That’s what everyone wants with their pride merch, right?

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Vassago represents everything wrong with Helluva Boss

And it pisses me off knowing we’re gonna see MORE OF HIM

An extremely disorganized, yet very passionate rant, below the cut.

Let’s break it down.

TOO MANY CHARACTERS

Who the fuck is this guy. This cast is already cramped full of freaks why do we need another one. With every character added, we take time away from the main cast!!!!!! Guys I want to spend more time with Millie I don’t want Vassago!!!!!! THERES TOO MANY PEOPLE HERE!!!

Vivzie projects are always cramped with characters. I get it, I like characters too. But it’s like she’s treating it like an oc dollhouse and not a Story. Focus on the stuff you have established, don’t break away from it to talk about fucking VASSAGO

THE BAD WRITING PROBLEM

Vassago, the sopping wet red dye 40 parrot, was introduced in episode 11 of season 2. He’s been a blight on the show ever since.

Now, I don’t a have a problem with a character being introduced this late in the game. My problem is he kind of disrupts the lore with Stolas??

I thought Stolas was this lonely friendless loser, why does he suddenly have shooters? Who is this fucking guy where did he come from. It’s like they came up with him halfway thru the season or something. WHO IS THIS GUY????? CAN HE GO AWAY???

HE’S UGLY!!!!

Ok that’s just me being mean, his design is fine in a vacuum.

Unfortunately we aren’t in a vacuum.

I’m sick of all these birds, I really really am.

The thing that pisses me off the most is that he’s supposed to be a pirate????????? Nuh uh nuh uh you can’t gaslight me like this. A couple of X’s on his kinky boots does not make him a pirate. I don’t care if he has golden riches or whatever, that does not read in his design

That’s just something that annoys me about Vivzie designs in general

They never read as what they’re supposed to be! A good character design should tell you everything you need to know about a character just by looking at em. There are a few helluva designs that I think are good in this regard

Like Striker! Cowboy snake demon guy!!! Few too many details for my liking but you can easily get a read on his personality.

He’s uniquely shaped and has a strong silhouette. It’s kind of peak.

A couple other examples of HB guys that I think are strong designs r Mammon, Stella, Loona (to an extent), and Octavia.

You know who doesn’t have a clear theme? Or unique features? Or anything else that’s good?

Yeah you guessed it

The thing is, I would actually like this design if it were in something else. And if the character he’s supposed to be is a quirky parrot popstar or something. He looks like a quirky parrot popstar!!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN HES A PIIIIRAAATE

THE SPANGLISH 😭😭

*Spanish guitar plays when I enter the room even though I’m white* Hey guys

Surely there was a better was to go about implementing the Spanish dialogue…… cántalo baby..

My hot Vassago take is that he should just be speaking Spanish. They’re all demons, just let him speak whatever. I also think that would be funny.

Anyways let’s all point and laugh everytime a Spanish guitar or maracas or some shit plays everytime the Hispanic character speaks.

MERCH BAIT!!!! MARCH BAIT!!!!!!!

Guy who only exists to sell merch.

Obviously that’s not true, I don’t know WHY this pesky parrot puke bitch exists. But they sure are capitalizing on it.

Let’s talk about the Pride merch drop lets talk about the merch let’s talk about the merch drop

Did you know, not including group things, Vassago has 6 unique pieces of merch?

And guess how many Barbie has?

Excluding group things she got, ONE ☝️ sticker

We’re really out here giving the one-off waste of space ten gazillion things per pride drop and ignoring the pivotal lore character?

(The mistreatment of Barbie Wire will be studied for decades to come…)

Another thing—

QUEER REPRESENTATION IN THE HELLAVERSE

Do you know how cool it is to have a show that is so openly queer? To have a show this big and still have LGBT characters in it? In this day and age especially?? I’ll never deny the impact these shoves have had with paving the way for queer stories to come!

That said….. erm…

it’s not perfect…….

*Shakes my stupid tin can* please sir. pleose one nonbinary character for me… pliease sir…

There’s nothing wrong with having a cast of pan and bi characters but yknow.. there’s a lot of other identities out there…. we could mix it up sometime…

another gay bird? alright that’s ok…..

In that alternate universe where Vassago is a quirky parrot popstar, he can be a butch lesbian…. For mee

GRRRRAAAAaagg

When s3 is out we need to measure who gets more screen time- Millie or Vassago. I have a feeling he’s gonna be eating up all the screen time with his hokey nonsense.

Anyways I think that’s everything. I cannot tell you how much he makes me want to rip my hair out. Who’s favorite helluva boss character is fucking Vassago he sucks so bad

BITCHES WOULD RATHER BUY TEN THOUSAND PIECES OF VASSAGO MERCH OVER ONE PIECE OF BARBIE WIRE MERCH

WHY??? WHY????? WHAT DOES HE CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY??? HE’S A FOOL!!!!!

Yall mind if a white boy speak a lil espanol? ?????? IM SO TIRED

That’s it, I’m tired of thinking about Vassago. Bye

[raedshadowlegends]

Pride month?? Already???

Happy pride gamers 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[raedshadowlegends]

H2O: Rehydrated!!!

Happy last day of MerMay, all!! To end out this month, I wanna share my H2O: Just Add Water reboot/spinoff idea with yall!!!!

Meet Angie, Mel, and Scarlett :3 :3

Your totally average teenage losers that get turned into mermaids :D

Will it be the best thing to ever happen to them or will it ruin their life?? Who’s to say!!

Right now I’m still in the writing/outlining phase of this silly story. If there’s enough interest I might make it my next comic project hehe.

Rehydrated features themes of environmentalism and being true to yourself! Especially if you’re outside the norm in some way :3

Here’s a couple of doodle pages to properly showcase personalities and ideas and so on~

I have more to say about the Rehydrated twists and turns but I’ll keep that to myself for neow. But feel free to ask me stuff about them! I loooove rambling about characters~

I hope you all had a merry MerMay!!! Fish long and prosper!!!!!

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Aren’t you forgetting something?

Good day!! Wanted to share something from my main story Moonstone Bay~

A story about mermaids, found family, and BRAIN HORROR? That’s my cup’a tea ;P

What’s a guy to do when a siren takes a bite out of his brain? Probably nothing good.

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Have you drawn Alastor in your au yet? Im so curious to see his design! Im obsessed so far I love your art and style of humor

Thank you!! It always means the world when people say they enjoy the style of writing and humor I’ve got going on. So thank you for taking the time to say that hehe ❤️❤️

Now as for Alastor… that STINKY and SMELLY and WRETCHED deer man!!!!

Here are a couple of drawings of him tho I will say, his appearance is subject to change till he appears ;P

And here’s some Alastor in a doodle page I did a while back. Featuring some other guys too

It’ll be a while before this punk shows up but when he does— be ready

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Beach Goat, Goat on da Beach

Did a lil doodle of her on the beach and colored it. I love her stupid little bowling pin trunks

[raedshadowlegends]

It is no longer feasible to pretend the Beatles don’t exist

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No Twitter user, Gooseworx does not abuse women irl, she’s funneling her experience as a human into a character to tell a story

And if you’ve ever written a character before, congratulations you’ve “self-inserted” too. We all do it. That’s what happens when you make a piece of art, you put yourself into it

Istg people have never been more stupid 😭😭

[raedshadowlegends]

HASHBROWN MOTEL EPISODE 21 - Fuuuuuck dude... he's back....

it's the fuckin hell wolveriiiine fuuuuck fuuck fuuuuuuck... he's back..... I went all out on this one because I missed him. 3 hidden 'words' in this one ;P

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Click here to read the previous episode!

Click here to go to the first episode!

[raedshadowlegends]

Congratulations on your graduation! I just wanted to stop in and say I love your character designs (esp spangle and husk) and the way you write their dialogue. I know it sounds stupid but "girl if you don't quit bitchin about your back" seems 100% more funny and realistic than any of angel dusts dialogue in the show proper. Good luck with your future endeavors!

OUAAHHHH thank you!!! This is gona be a very interesting next chapter… it’s gonna be fun :}

And EHEHEH yay I love writing dialogue so so much I’m glad it’s a hit. Spangle especially is so much fun. That fuckn gas station weed!!!!! He’s so much fun to write

If you don’t quit bitchin about your back lives in my head rent free

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GraduRAEtion

I HAVE A DEGREE!!! IM FREE IM FREE FROM ACADEMIC OBLIGATION!!! I CAN FINALLY PUT MORE TIME INTO MY ART!!!

YIPPEE YAHOOEEY!!! Hashbrown Motel Update Time!!!

We're about halfway through the Grand Opening Arc and something cool is in the works behind the scenes. Cant wait to share more about that :]

In the meantime you should come say hi in our discord server. Or you can go to this link and look around for a bit https://www.flightradar24.com/airport/sfo

Should have some new hash brown soon. The world is now my oyster

[raedshadowlegends]

can I take your charlie's birth story?? Sounds super fucking funny and that makes you very hot.

The next antichrist is going to be born from the speck of dried skin from Lucifer's elbow next.

LMAO sure feel free to take inspiration wherever! Credit would be appreciated but not required ;P

Funny as hell having these creatures born from random nonsense. Picture a guy born from a toenail

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Hashbrown Motel spoilers without context part 2?

Excited for the next arc

[raedshadowlegends]

I am straight up not watching this

Get out of my face you ugly individual

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Whatever, go my Magical Girl Death Cult

Hashtag yep hashtag original character posting

Real proud of these four. They’ve come along way. Too bad they have to go back in the torment nexus /:

Hashtag yep hashtag my close up