This one is silly and lighthearted. But also I may be a witch so I'm sorry for the callout, bestie. Just know I do it with so much love in my heart. Crossposted from TT and updated to include Valko!!!!
IF YOU MAIN XAVIER & ZAYNE
🥺 is your most used emoji
sub, less bratty than other Zayne girlies (But still a brat!)
likely neurospicy
total sweetie with the absolute dirtiest mind known to man.
you want to be fed & taken care of
probably a chronic illness baddie
when these two use their Stern Voice you go weak in the knees.
definitely read/wrote LADS omegaverse fanfic
IF YOU MAIN XAVIER & RAFAYEL
you love a jealous type who will put you in your place
brat af who'd make these two jealous on purpose
you get lost in your head a lot.
probably feel like an outsider a lot even though ppl adore you
freaky af. likely down to try anything once.
mean in the most fun way.
you always have tea to share
definitely have a thing for ropes
IF YOU MAIN XAVIER & SYLUS
you love a mysterious man with trauma bc you're smart af and want to figure him out.
how's that Romantasy addiction going, bestie?
sub leaning switch
romantic at heart, even if you like to pretend you aren't
you thrive when you're challenged. The best under pressure.
Astrology girlie.
you want the kind of love that will consume you, where you're put first bc you never prioritize yourself.
touch starved
what's the name of the Royalty AU fic you're reading/writing rn? 👀
IF YOU MAIN XAVIER & CALEB
you like these two the best when they're being all possessive & menacing bc red flags are green to you, & I love you for it, bestie.
sub who just wants to have your back blown out & pelvis bruised.
You're super sweet until someone upsets you, then you get scarier than these two
princess treatment is the bare minimum
you're underestimated a lot but you let it slide for the look of surprise when you go above & beyond
avid gamer/movie buff, probably sci-fi. I bet you've played every Mass Effect game. That or you play things like League, & are scary good at it.
so much of a freak with so much drive. you gotta be wild to handle these two
IF YOU MAIN XAVIER & VALKO
you like scary men who are soft for you
nothing is hotter than a man who knows how to eat. In more ways than one. 🤭
Switch who needs to be put in your place but also have the opportunity to take control
massive movie nerd. probably into comic books, too. have a soft spot for super heroes.
you love a clingy, cute man who needs to leave a mark on you
you need a lot of attention and you feel guilty about it
anyway how's that paranormal romance addiction going, bestie?
IF YOU MAIN ZAYNE & RAFAYEL
chaos incarnate.
BRAT. Likely the brattiest of the Zayne girlies bc Raf would egg you on
you make the worst (best) puns
ADHD af
you're an introvert who can act like an extrovert for an hour before you need silence
highly creative & super knowledgeable about niche topics
you love reality TV. Idk why but you give that vibe.
honestly you're probably shy until there's a convo about something you like & then you become a Certified Yapper
your A03 history would scar most people.
you're into some unholy things, huh bestie?
IF YOU MAIN ZAYNE & SYLUS
burnt out gifted kid with a thing for praise
bratty sub who needs structure
overachiever who needs to be told that you're good enough
you thrive on forehead kisses & good girl's
playful & sassy
in a highly demanding job or a small biz owner
independent af, almost to the point of detriment.
truamatized but we don't worry about that
you just wanna be tossed around between two, strong, capable men & not think for a little while & honestly | get it, bestie.
IF YOU MAIN ZAYNE & CALEB
always swoons over the friends-to-lovers trope.
A true slow burn girlie.
honestly you probably had a crush on someone years ago that you still aren't over even though you say you are.
True Brat Neutral, switch-leaning sub.
men in uniform do it for you. You likely have had countless unholy thoughts about both of these two in their uniforms while you're sandwiched in the middle. No need to deny it, bestie. I hear you.
massive nerd who's the glue of your dnd group
ambivert who's idea of a great party is a sleepover where you and all your pals watch movies from your childhood & eat sweets
you're also funny af
know better than to talk about your favorites folder, but you know what's in there, and so do I. 👀
IF YOU MAIN ZAYNE & VALKO
you are a ray of sunshine but only until something serious happens and then you get fucking SCARY
feral brat who causes Problems on Purpose.
Biting as a love language
you live for a sweet treat and your wildest fantasy is actually being fed sweets by hot muscular dudes as they trade off who is feeding you and who is eating you out.
have a thing for people who need to be in control but then let loose, but only with you.
smart men in glasses make you weak in the knees
lets not talk about that hidden folder you've got....we both know what's in there 👀
IF YOU MAIN RAFAYEL & SYLUS
hi twin!
obviously you're a monster lover. Drop the name of your current monster romance read. I'm waiting.
bratty true switch. top or bottom depends on vibes and vibes alone. You're sassy af though which is probably why you like these two.
hopeless romantic. like truly hopeless. Your faves are literally the soulmate trope in different fonts. Also, the enemies-to-lovers vibes always make you giggle and kick your feet
you're definitely neurospicy somehow & you likely always feel like you're either "too much" or "not enough" and you need to be told that you're perfect & worthy of love exactly as you are.
creative in some way. You're always making or tinkering with something.
want to be spoiled but you feel guilty about it.
FREAKY FREAKY.
IF YOU MAIN RAFAYEL & CALEB
oh so you like chaos & angst
switch-leaning D-type.
relax your shoulders, bestie.
perfectionist af but you try to not be
creative but like in ways that are slightly disturbing
you love to obsess about things and to be the object of someone's obsession.
probably a Leo tbh
you're a feral creature trapped in a hot body.
extrovert af
your freak levels scare the general population
IF YOU MAIN RAFAYEL & VALKO
the brattiest brat to ever brat in all of bratville. ALSO, you're either the bravest Brat Tamer in the world, or a switch who likes to fight and lose.
biting and scent kinks go brrrrrrr, huh?
monsterfucker af.
creative in horny ways. you write feral smut OR make the most drool worthy art (thank you!!!!)
fighting is your favorite way to flirt.
you might be a little toxic but its also iconic so its fine.
so fucking freaky. you need to be chased and pinned down, huh?
IF YOU MAIN SYLUS & CALEB
you like the idea of big men who will get on their knees for you and you alone, or big men make your brain go brr
dom af OR the babiest bbg to ever bbg, 0 in between
love a man who will agree to your every whim and prioritize you & your happiness over anything else be you never do
you like when they're possessive
you want to feel powerful & scary even thought you're barely 5ft tall and cry at animal rescue videos
ambivert af
you're a freak but quiet about it.
IF YOU MAIN SYLUS & VALKO
oh you like dangerous men who look evil but are actually big fuckin softies on the inside for you, huh?
big needy men make you weak in the knees
bratty sub who likes power plays and will top sometimes so you need men who can take your strap
biting kink!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tell me you thought Twilight should've ended in a polycule without telling me you thought Twilight should've ended in a polycule.
monsterfucker
PRIMAL PLAY FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IF YOU MAIN CALEB & VALKO
dog person
Dom/me af. You think men belong on leashes and I hear you bestie
Big men who are willing to beg and do your every whim makes you smile
you loooove when they're possessive and needy and whimpery
you NEED to be fully taken care of. If you lift a single finger? You're doing too much, tbh
SO STRONG WILLED OMFG
piss kink. yeah. I said it. you really gonna look me in the eyes and tell me that I'm wrong?
IF YOU MAIN THEM ALL
You're right & I'd pray for your pelvis bc no way is it remaining intact for long
You're an ADHD bi switch who's never made a decision in your life
chaotic af
you need constant attention or you might actually fade into dust
overcaffeinated & in desperate need of a nap
your freak levels break the scale
WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE?!?
