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@ragedprince
touch meme . send one to do to my muse .
001. grab their hand .
002. kiss their cheek .
003. give massage .
004. kiss hand .
005. high five .
006. cuddle .
007. cry on .
008. shoulder hug .
009. bear hug .
010. kiss them .
011. pinkie promise .
012. piggy back ride .
013. give them food .
014. from behind hug .
015. fist bump .
@horndmanic
“I like hot girls. And I like hot boys. I like hot people. What can I say? I’m shallow.”
* doesn’t mean you can flirt with my ex.
OITNB Sentence Starters (Seasons 1-3)
“Give me the potato.”
“I will potato her at a future time.”
“Do not defend your boner to me right now.”
“My granny used to douche with disinfectant.”
“What old days? You moved here in 2007.”
“Tell anybody about this and I will kill you…with murder.”
“You have this unquestionable thirst to self destruct.”
“My legs aren’t scrawny…they’re proportional.”
“Well I sure can, if I concentrate extra hard with my lady brain.”
“Remember when we were fucking? Gee that was fun!”
“This is so nice…and so gay.”
“Don’t call me babe. You can’t call me babe if you can’t return my texts.”
“By all means, attribute my legitimate feelings of sadness to menses.”
“You’re still hot. I mean you’re a horrible person, but you’re hot as hell.”
“I like hot girls. And I like hot boys. I like hot people. What can I say? I’m shallow.”
“It’s a metaphor you potato with eyes.”
“I’m not buying gay porn.”
“No offense but, uh, men being in charge has never done me any good.”
“You smell like a fucking turtle tank. Go take a shower.”
“Yeah I said stupid twice, only to emphasize how stupid that is!”
“Once you rip it off, all we are to each other is scars.”
“Oh yes, it’s Corinthians 69. I think it goes…‘Suck my big fat dyke dick, you fucking hateful piece of shit’!”
“Did your mother put the whiskey in the baby bottle, or did she just mix it in with the dog food she fed you?”
“Some ladies ain’t meant to look lady like.”
“We could both probably use, like, a week where we don’t do something pathetic and/or morally incriminating.”
“This food looks like something a walrus would regurgitate to feed it’s least favorite baby.”
“I don’t speak Spanish so I’m going to assume you said ‘Have a nice day’.”
“That squirrel is not giving one shit.”
“You know in your heart that red velvet is bullshit.”
“That’s an eye shush. And an eye shush is just as bad as a regular shush.”
“Does a doughnut have a self-awareness of what it means to be a doughnut?”
“'Danny in the Lion’s Den’ sounds like the name of a picture book for slow, homeschooled kids.”
“Enjoy nose fucking your whiskey!”
“My dick must have finally realized who you are.
horndmanic:
“ Screams of pain and betrayal, brother. I can hear death and miracles and it’s never gonna MOTHERFUCKIN’ GO AWAY. Cursed- always motherfuckin’ been cursed. ”
( THEY AIN’T THERE FOR NO MOTHERFUCKIN’ REASON. YOU CAN’T SILENCE ‘EM, EVEN AFTER DEATH. ALWAYS THERE. ALWAYS LURKING IN THE BACK OF YOUR FUCKIN’ THINKPAN. THAT’S JUST HOW THIS MESSIAH SHIT WORKS, INVERTEBROTHER. YOU JUST GOTTA ACCEPT IT. )
kurloz is... not the most popular character out there and he’s extremely secretive so a lot of my take on him will just be purely headcanon based. also i want my kurloz to be a lot sweeter than he is in canon. he’s the prince of rage, meaning he’s void of rage and quite calm. of course, when he’s with gamzee and other trolls of the same caste he’ll get more agressive and playful. but i just... want him to be Soft.
@strifings ⇢ ★
* thanks bro ! the name’s kurloz. all’s good with me, brotha, what’s good with you ?
dabs hit that ♥ if you want a silly little clown in your inbox
mm i should prolly make an actual promo huh
❝ i could hear screams … ❞
THE FIVE SENSES // still accepting !
( SCREAMS ? OF WHAT KIND ? )
mayb later i’ll make the condesce :/
THE FIVE SENSES / SENTENCE STARTERS .
some may be nsfw and / or be triggering.
01 : TOUCH .
❝ i love this [ FABRIC ], it feels satisfying. ❞
❝ your touch. it leaves me breathless. ❞
❝ your touch is unlike any other. ❞
❝ have you ever felt anything more comfortable? ❞
❝ feel this. what does it feel like to you? ❞
❝ i wanted to see what it felt like. ❞
❝ touch it. i dare you. ❞
❝ you felt ice cold when i touched you. ❞
❝ you feel warm to me. ❞
❝ i love the feel of [ FABRIC ] against my skin. ❞
❝ i love the feel of your skin against mine. ❞
❝ i would never touch anyone else. ❞
❝ i love the feel of your hair between each of my fingers. ❞
❝ don’t you dare touch me. ❞
❝ i want to feel your lips against my own. ❞
❝ i can feel your pulse. it jumped. ❞
❝ let me give you a massage. ❞
❝ you feel like home to me. ❞
02 : TASTE .
❝ i love the taste of you. ❞
❝ i can never forget that taste. ❞
❝ fair warning, it does have a bitter taste. ❞
❝ no offense, you just aren’t my taste. ❞
❝ can i have a taste of that? ❞
❝ i have yearned for the taste of your lips. ❞
❝ that tasted pretty good actually. ❞
❝ it just left a really bad taste in my mouth so no thanks. ❞
❝ nothing taste better than chocolate. ❞
❝ i’ve got something you might want to taste. ❞
❝ i will forever savor that taste. ❞
❝ blood has such a metallic taste. ❞
❝ my taste buds are mad at me after eating that. ❞
❝ how’s it feel to get a taste of your own medicine? ❞
❝ you didn’t even taste it. ❞
❝ trust me, you’ll want to taste this. ❞
❝ i think it has a bit of bitter sweet taste. ❞
❝ so you tasted it, did you like it? ❞
03 : SIGHT .
❝ i see you. ❞
❝ i’ve never seen things so clearer than i do now. ❞
❝ it’s too dark, i can’t see anything. ❞
❝ how can you see anything? it’s pitch dark. ❞
❝ i’ve looked close enough and i see you for what you are. ❞
❝ please, just look at me. ❞
❝ stop staring at me like that. ❞
❝ get that light out of my face. ❞
❝ it’s so bright outside today. ❞
❝ what’s wrong? what did you see? ❞
❝ you’re scared, you must have saw something. ❞
❝ what i saw, you’ll never believe me. ❞
❝ i’ve never seen you before. ❞
❝ have we seen one another before? ❞
❝ you see me for what i truly am. ❞
❝ i didn’t see anything. ❞
❝ did you see that? ❞
❝ i can’t believe my eyes. ❞
04 : SOUND .
❝ shhh, i just heard something. ❞
❝ did you hear that? ❞
❝ what is that sound? ❞
❝ i missed the sound of your voice. ❞
❝ do you hear me? stay away from me. ❞
❝ i hear you, loud and clear. ❞
❝ i’m sorry, what was that? i didn’t hear you. ❞
❝ i’ve heard that sound before. ❞
❝ you didn’t hear anything at all? ❞
❝ can you hear what they’re saying? ❞
❝ aw, i love the sound of music. ❞
❝ i never said i could hear them. ❞
❝ wait, hear that? something is coming. ❞
❝ i could hear screams … ❞
❝ i heard you all the way upstairs. ❞
❝ you didn’t just hear that? that sound? that noise? ❞
❝ trust me, you’re going to want to hear this. ❞
❝ please, just hear me out. ❞
05 : SMELL .
❝ what is that smell? ❞
❝ i have missed your smell. ❞
❝ you smell nice. ❞
❝ it’s unlike anything i’ve smelled before. ❞
❝ i smell the food cooking from here. ❞
❝ do you smell that? ❞
❝ how are you able to smell that? ❞
❝ no offense but it really smells. ❞
❝ it’s starting to smell. ❞
❝ tell me, you’ve smelled this before. ❞
❝ i know that smell, it’s the smell of lies. ❞
❝ i can smell you from here. ❞
❝ are you smelling me? ❞
❝ i missed the smell of your hair. ❞
❝ i need to step away, get some fresh air. ❞
❝ do you smell that? that’s the smell of freedom. ❞
❝ i could never erase your smell. ❞
❝ i can smell the fear on you from here. ❞
kurloz is such an ass i can’t wait to write him
i spent TWO DAYS makin this bitch so hey hit that like / reblog button if you’re interested in writing w/ a canon div. kurloz makara !
