I draw and write stuff about fictional dudes

[nooowestayandgetcaught]

ALL OF THE OT3 (CANON OR NON-CANON) ➜ MIKE TOBACCO/DEBBIE STONE/DAVE HANSON IN “KILLER CLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE” (1988)

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2013

[fefuckability]

Qualifying Round: Poll 2

Which man is the most fuckable?

Stahl (1)

Kellam (2)

Gaius (3)

Lon'qu (4)

Basilio (5)

Walhart (6)

Yen'fey (7)

Priam (8)

Voting ended onAug 2, 2023

Feel free to post your justifications in the tags/comments!

[raggyscribes]

Is male Byleth fuckable in your opinion?

hes okayish. So I guess YES

[raggyscribes]

Why does Kellam's armor have nipples drawn on it?

so you know where to rub, mhmm

[unclefather]

[exih]

the fake anime girl voice is literally sending me

[carnival-phantasm]

WikiHow Homophobic Moments

[ziyal]

I don’t watch the Bachelor but I’m really glad i know people who do so that I can be informed that on tonight’s episode the current bachelor took off all his recording equipment jumped over a fence and ran away into the forest

[gremlinkisser]

holy shit?

[happyendingsong]

youtube link for international viewers

[penguinated]

According to Colton, he actually expected a producer or someone from the team at abc to be on the other side. When he realized he was truly alone for the first time in weeks he just took off into the Portuguese countryside. Now keep in mind, he’s a former football player and super athletic in general so they had to get in trucks to catch him.  

[0kkvlt]

I don’t give a cold fuck about the facts of what happened or didn’t here, I’m just in awe of this description making it sound like this dude was a fucking raptor busting out of Jurassic Park with handlers racing against the clock to Bring Him In Before He Kills Again™

[catchymemes]

[hotvampireadjacent]

everyone in the notes is crying but this is so fucking funny.

‘bitched, you did’

[raggyscribes]

In the last Fire Emblem Heroes manga page we can clearly see that Fred has a huge butt

1. I thought we all know that already

2. I barely read the FEH manga tbh

[stammiviktor]

emails with “[AO3] Comment on _____” in the subject line give me a better dopamine rush than hard drugs ever will

[fairyfawm]

teddy bear emoji review

because im lov teddies

apple: i love him!!! he has adorable paws and kind eyes!! i like the shading!! 12/10 i trust him

google: that is one floofy guy!!!!!! paws are good!!! the smile seems a lil off?? is he only pretending to be happy?? 8/10 i hope he’s okay

microsoft: is this a teddy?? i think he looks like a real bear?? his eyes are a little unsettling and im really not a fan of the outline. he looks like he’s meditaing? 4/10 i support his journey to enlightenment

samsung: he looks so soft!!!!!! a nice bear!!!!!!! a friend!!!!!!!! 9/10 hes doing the uwu face

whatsapp: a little guy!! i lov his paws!!!!! and he has a nice green ribbion! 8/10 i wanna boop his nose

twitter: he’s quite basic, but still a very lovely little friend 7/10 a classic lad

facebook: gosh!!!!!!!!!! what a handsome boy!!!!!!!! good shading, adorable face, cutiepie paws, and a snazzy ribbon!!! 11/10 he’s my dream christmas present

emojione: holy h e c k!!!!!!!! he’s so soft!!!!!! an adorable teddy!!!!!!!! i want to give him so much love????? 10/10 a huggable friend

emojipedia: um???????? he is deflating?????? looks like a build a bear before its been stuffed. or a popped bear ballon. 2/10 please send help

overall the teddy bear emoji is overwhelmingly adorable emoji that deserves all the love

[ruinedchildhood]

[c-bassmeow]

twinks and masc bottoms fighting for a top 

[unclefather]

[graceking]

I love these comics by Nathan W. Pyle.

[patrickdiomedes]

Here are some more good ones

[the-ali-express]

LET ME ABS O R B

[ultramarineblues]

@diseonfire here have some more

[erdsthenerds]

Perhaps I prefer fewer revolutions and more minerals is a mood

[vo-kopen]

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury there is more

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

THEY CRAVE THOSE MINERALS

Also the next time we watch a horror movie I am totally going to say to my gf “I hope these beings make correct strategic decisions…yet I know they will not”

[vigilantsycamore]

“Imagine pleasant nonsense” is actually good advice

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

It’s the BEST advice! :D

[violetohara]

Tiny dirty stray kitten hanging out at the bottom of our stairs since yesterday. There are a lot of self-reliant ferals around our apartment, but this little thing was dirty & covered in burrs. We gave it some chicken but couldn’t catch it. I think it may have wandered over from the outdoor cat hoarder colony down the street; that house is awful & we saw kittens there last week.

This morning the downstairs neighbor managed to grab it for us, and I put it on this cozy towel & started combing and picking the burrs & sticks out of its fur. It calmed down immediately and has been chilling here with me in the kitchen ever since. Got a vet appointment in an hour to get my little buddy cleaned up & checked out. I hope it isn’t too sick; I think it might have a cold.

If we can, we are probably going to keep her.

[violetohara]

What a difference a day makes! Took this little guy to the vet, got the fleas and dirt washed off him, got some antibiotics for a slight cold, but he is otherwise fine. Kneading and purring up a storm, eating a lot and being heart-crushingly adorable. 

[violetohara]

We have named this glorious creature Nux.

[violetohara]

A little over a month later and Nux is growing into a very long and floppy shoulder cat!

[conquerorwurm]

Oh my god!!!!

[the-polyhedron]

i’m so happy for this cat i hope nux knows im proud of him

[violetohara]

I just told him!

[supersugoiboi-deactivated202010]

[kristina100000]

me: i don’t cry easily

needle felted mouse:

me: