Your Friendly Neighbourhood Satan

Levi Ackerman is my father.

[raging6fujoshi9]

Check out my profile on Wattpad, I'm Satan, Actually https://www.wattpad.com/Ackermans_love_420?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_profile

[raging6fujoshi9]

So, just hear me out:

If guys say bros before hoes, and girls say fries before guys, then does this mean they are each satisfied by said thing more than the opposite sex. So like, no homo is really just a universal improbability, and girls are sexually attracted to french fries? IF YOU’RE A GIRL, ARE YOU SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO FRENCH FRIES? PLEASE TELL ME, I NEED TO KNOW...

AND WHAT ABOUT NB PPL? WHAT THEN??? ARE THEY ABOVE ALL IDIOMS???

The madness of it all....

[kitchenwitchtingss-deactivated2]

WITCHY KOREAN STYLE PORK CUTLET

This stuff is sooo good. I highly recommend you make this ^_^

Ingredients 

For the pork cutlet:

4 thin sliced boneless pork loin (tenderized)

1 cup panko breadcrumbs

1 egg

¾ cup flour

Salt and pepper (enough to season the meat)

1 cup canola oil

For the gravy:

4 tbsp butter

¼ cup flour

½ cup Worcestershire sauce

¼ cup water

½ cup beef broth

½ tbsp sugar

1 tsp tomato paste

3 tbsp milk

To make the Pork: Beat your egg, and set out three plates. One for the egg, one for the bread crumbs, and one for the flour. Tenderize your pork until very thin. Season with salt and pepper. Coat in flour and dip in egg coating evenly. Cover each side with breadcrumbs and place all your port chops on a plate covered in plastic wrap for later use.

To make the gravy: On medium heat melt butter and stir in flour. Add in your Worcestershire sauce, water, and beef broth. Wait for it to combine and thicken stirring frequently. Now add in sugar and milk. Let it simmer on low heat for about 5 more minutes.

Cooking instructions: Cook your pork in a deep pot filled with oil on high heat. Cook for 3 minutes before flipping it to its opposite side for another 3 minutes. Place paper towel over a plate and place your pork one by one on it. Serve your pork cutlet and spoon gravy on top, you can also serve with mashed potatos, and corn ^_^

[pepperoniebabey-deactivated2021]

The four Horsemen of the Revolution:

Anonymous, Witches, Mennonites and Kpop Stans

[imaginative-wanderings-deactiva]

What canon fucketh up fanfiction straightenth out.

My struggling ass rn (via imaginative-wanderings)

Truer words, good Sir.

[raging6fujoshi9]

I feel like if I had an evil clone, I wouldn't even know it was evil. We'd just run around together and fuck shit up until I one day I'd be like, yo, dude. Can we take a break from the petty theft and vandalism and, like, watch Netflix or something?

And then when they said no I'd realize....

[raging6fujoshi9]

Totally just forgot that some people who watch Attack on Titan dont read the manga. And for all of you people...

I'm fuckin sorry. I dont know how to explain what's about to happen.

Yeah. Everything is about to take a fucking shit on you. Sorry.

[raging6fujoshi9]

CORONAVIRUS IS LITERALLY SOMEBODY PLAYING PLAGUE INC WITH OUR LIVES.

You are free to go about your day now, just thought I'd let you know.

[arteis-deactivated20220910]

but you didn’t.

original poem (x) by merrill glass.

[shortvideosandstuff]

[the-absolute-best-posts]

[organicslut]

[nyctosaurid]

human instincts

ghost detection

no one here knows you but they all hate you

go pet that large predatory animal 

[azuretheshitposter]

hit person with cardboard tube

[strangled-mangoes]

Slap someone with overly long sleeves

[muffinworry]

Go upstairs on all fours

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

Make weird noise to break awkward silence

[tyranasarahus]

Toss child into the air

[raging6fujoshi9]

Kill harmless insects for our own personal sanity.

[elizabetthy]

Witchy Herbal Teas

Peppermint Tea-

Treats menstrual cramps

Reduces stress and anxiety 

Strengthens immune system

Improves sleep

Can aid acne/skin

Green Tea-

Improve brain function

Full of antioxidants

Great for acne/skin

increases immunity

Chamomile Tea-

Treats insomnia

Improves skin health

Aids anxiety

Relax your nerves

Reduces inflammation

Rosehip Tea-

Leaves skin healthy and wrinkle free

Boosts immune system

Full of antioxidants

White Tea-

Anti-aging

Strengthen bones

Lots of antioxidants and antibacterial properties

Helps with healthy youthful skin

Black Tea-

Eliminates free radicals in the body

Improves bone health

Boosts immune system

Plenty of energy!

Lemon Tea-

Cleanser and detoxifier

Aids with healthier skin

Boosts your mood

Soothes pain, inflammation, menstrual cramps etc.

Strengthens hair

Improves skin health

Raspberry Leaf Tea-

Potential de-bloater

Reduces menstrual cramps and heavy bleeding

Heavy in antioxidants

[xwhiskersonkittens]

[georgeharrisonissoimportant-dea]

i’m worth five fucking dollars

[aromoji]

18 bucks

[sheepgirlwizard-deactivated2025]

10.50 4 me

[highlyfunctioningassbutt]

15.50

[mama-we-all-go-to-theblackparade]

15. wow that is both higher and lower than I thought

[x-anxious-deactivated20221018]

65.50….what the fuck….

[justarandomgreenie]

6 dollars gang rise up

[vintageemoart]

Woo 7 dollars and 50 cents

[gayemo]

24$ lmao but none of the stuff i did was illegal

[uncorkedhead]

…I am worth fifty fucking cents

[mickjonesbf-deactivated20221006]

wowza I’m worth 49 dollars,,,

[minecraftendermanlover69]

I’m worth 19 dollars

HOW ARE YOU WORTH 49 LMAO

Actually wait I think I know why

[vioislit]

5 bucks…

[jack-kellys]

$26 ish babey

[k-i-s-s-distress]

$55 holy shit

[treefrog203]

44$

i’m bad hah

[aletheia-nyx]

48.50 lmao

[teatops]

31.50 oh sweet

[raging6fujoshi9]

I'm worth 73 bucks. Which is more than I have in my bank account after those edibles. Damn they were pricey

[filthygrandpa]

they always wanna pose

[raging6fujoshi9]

This is Levi and Eren

#ereri #attack on titan #levi Ackerman #eren jaeger

[hellboundheart]

[raging6fujoshi9]

Matthew Gray Gubler is the best. I rest my case.

[miikhydeafening]

I hope we get so lost that we never find our way home.

Riren AU

[raging6fujoshi9]

Hot damn

[gnabrie]

stuff that happened in the past decade

[thyrell]

reading this post feels like doing 90 in a 35 zone

[killjoygem]

Everything that happened from 2016 onwards feels like it happened last year

[raging6fujoshi9]

Anything from 2010 to 2015 seems like it happened MORE than a decade ago