Cosimo Galluzzi
Discoholic 🪩
todays bird
tannertan36
styofa doing anything
we're not kids anymore.
Claire Keane
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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AnasAbdin
Not today Justin
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Kaledo Art
Janaina Medeiros
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@ragingtepes
(( I shall be here rping this dipshit once again! Pages and rules need a massive update, considering it’s been like 4 years and I need to reread/catch back up with the manga. I will not be rping Veronica, but Astolfo may or may not make his way on here, but for now this blog is solely for Vanitas. ))
ヴァニタスの 手記 カルテ
Mochijun please let them go on a date im begging y
rp sentence starters taken from keaton st james’ work , light.
“ i promise that there’s beauty and hope inside you. ” “ in the beginning , there was only sunflowers and unmined salt. ” “ then the good lord said , let there be blood. ” “ this is why we have teeth. ” “ we will grow into our skin like kings grow into their kingdoms. ” “ a lion’s hunger for flesh is the same as your hunger for love. ” “ we are all born wild , beautiful , and starving. ” “ we are always waiting for that moment. ” “ everyone you touch burns like a blue star. ” “ reeds would become swords if you asked. ” “ hope is synonymous with armor on your tongue. ” “ all the hymns are truly warsongs. ” “ what does forgiveness mean? ” “ it means kiss me. ” “ we are all holy. ” “ there is no reason to be afraid of what comes next. ” “ you always loved brambles, even when they tore the skin of your hands to pieces. ” “ the room smells a little like smoke. ” “ your body becomes something beyond itself. ” “ your heart is a memory of what is yet to come. ” “ you grow from a mustard seed into a bright gold bloom. ” “ we can leave the battles unspoken. ” “ you’ve worried over them enough. ” “ it’s beautiful , the way you reclaim your heart from its ashes. ” “ the sunrise reclaims you too. ” “ the sparrows sing dark blue lullabies. ” “ both of you feel a little freer. ” “ i hope you aren’t ashamed to love me. ” “ i have loved you shamelessly since before you were stardust. ” “ the holiest truth of them all is hunger. ” “ our bellies ache for the sharp , sun-shaped taste of the divine. ” “ our souls ache to get drunk on chilled , blessed blood. ” “ no one is watching us but god. ” “ they feel we are too much. ” “ what does it mean to love something you can’t touch? ” “ every atom in you is a small note of music. ” “ you are a song , a symphony in progress. ” “ is it not beautiful? ” “ you have a lovely smile. ”
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Deep Ass Starters.
Sometimes it's hard to get in depth with your muse and their backstory, because you can't figure out how to bring those things up with others. Here are a couple of starters intended to make things a little more personal!
"What's holding you back?"
"I'm not comfortable with this conversation."
"Will you /ever/ be comfortable with this conversation?"
"Let me in sometime!"
"It's not that easy, you know."
"Help me understand."
"It's hard to connect with someone when all they do is push you away."
"Why are you always so cold?"
"Why are you always so happy?"
"Are you really happy now?"
"Who hurt you this badly to make you this way?!"
"What, did your ex mess you up that badly?!"
"Why do you keep fighting it any time you feel?"
"It's a problem, I get it."
"This is all kinds of messed up."
"That's not exactly a good coping method."
"So what happened, with your parents, really?"
"What was your childhood like?"
"Everyone has at lest a little bit of mommy/daddy issues. It's nothing to be ashamed of."
"My parents aren't exactly perfect models, either."
"You were bullied? What for?"
"Was it hard? Coming out, I mean."
"You can't just run away all the time."
"You can't just hide all the time."
"Are you still thinking about them?"
"I'm not the enemy here. But this makes me wonder who the real one is for you."
"Is the reason you're so cold and defensive because you feel threatened?"
"How long has it been since you last spoke to them?"
"You never talk about it, why?"
"How come you're so different around them?"
"It's like you don't have a care or worry in the world."
"You seem so perfect. I don't get it."
"What was your ex like?"
"I don't think I was ever good enough for them."
"Are you not comfortable being intimate?"
"Why don't you feel comfortable being intimate?"
"Letting someone see you that vulnerable, it's a scary thing."
"Are you scared of being hurt?"
"Have you ever been taken advantage of?"
"Why are you afraid of saying I love you?"
"I never understood how someone could say those words so easily."
"You're hurting others the way you've been hurt in the past, don't you think that's ironic?"
"You use people to make yourself feel better."
"I'm scared of being used again..."
"Losing someone isn't easy, but you're making it harder than it needs to be."
"How long has it been since you lost them?"
"You're too attached."
"I'm not attached, I'm just comfortable with what I'm familiar to."
"Maybe the real reason you're so controlling is because, deep down you'd rather have them in your grasp than lose them."
"Why did you ever break up?" / "Why did we ever break up?"
BUCKY BARNES COMIC STARTER SENTENCES from various issues, but mostly from the winter soldier solo run.
“nope.”
“to be fair, you do have the moves.”
“you think i can’t disarm you?”
“you still like yours sunny side up right?”
“see, you’ve still got a sense of humor.”
“that trick never works.”
“i wasn’t meant for the spotlight anyways.”
“what’s up, ____? you’ve been tense all day.”
“it’s my fault…anything that happens…”
“you’d love that.”
“she always amazes me.”
“take a gun.”
“you should all take guns.”
i don’t understand.”
“get used to it partner.”
“i try and live by that wisdom every damn day.”
“y’know, i’m gonna be really mad if you’ve been there the whole time.”
“being one of the good guys means going what’s right, no matter what the cost.”
“aw. this is heart warming stuff.”
“hide your stash.”
“i figured it was because you wanted an autograph.”
“what the hell do you want from me?”
“no. there’s always a choice.”
“i just needed a moment.”
“you can’t fix the past, you can only search for the strength to change the future.”
“actually…i did that on purpose.”
“every time things are finally stable, finally good, something sudden happens to wreck it all.”
“i have to face it. before it finds me.”
“together we have a chance, _____. take it with me.”
“you idiot.”
“man do i love my girlfriend.”
“i need a sidekick, ____.”
“well, luck hasn’t exactly been on my side lately.”
“he better not have said that.”
“the thing about war? i hear it never ends.”
“where’s my gun?”
“well, at least i survived.”
“you were the one good thing in all of it.”
“i’ll do what i do.”
“that was your last act on earth, pal.”
“thank you, for coming for me.”
“i get too pick the restaurant too.”
“you know me too well.”
“you know what the best thing about being a dead man is? you can do anything you want.”
“i wanna hit something.”
“i’m going crazy.”
“i saved you for a change, that’s all.”
“man…you are such a girl sometimes.”
“…please tell me i didn’t kill anyone.”
“okay…i deserve that.”
“all i’ve ever brought her is trouble.”
“she’s better off without me.”
Wilder Mind
"Just one last time"
"You and I both know this all too well"
"Most don't even last the night"
"I wanna hear you lie one last time"
"I really wish you would not cry"
"I only ever told you one lie"
"I never tried to trick you"
"I don't even know if I believe everything you're trying to say to me"
"I had the strangest feeling"
"Tell me I'm alive"
"You were all I ever longed for"
"I promised you everything would be fine"
"It's in my blood"
"You can call it love if you want"
"I'm not ready, I'm not strong enough"
"Just take a minute, take a breath"
"I thought we were done"
"I'll do my best with the time that's left"
"I'll turn into a monster for you, if you pay me enough"
"You will always be danger"
"Wasn't it you who said I needed peace?"
"Take it out on me"
"These apartment walls are paper thin"
"I know what's on your mind"
"I guess the truth works two ways"
"Maybe the truth's not what we need"
"Don't tell me that I've changed because that's not the truth"
"What would you have me do?"
"You were the only one"
"Is there another way?"
"I didn't fool you but I failed you"
"In short, made a fool out of you"
"I will love you constantly"
✰ — — * PARKS & RECREATION SENTENCE STARTERS
‘ i tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and i broke everything. ’ ‘ i typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems. ’ ‘ there’s only one thing i hate more than lying: skim milk, which is water that’s lying about being milk. ’ ‘ don’t be such a baby. i cooked you some bacon for a trail snack. ’ ‘ i really only listen to german death reggae and halloween sound effects records from the 1950s. ’ ‘ whenever she asks me for the latin names of any of our plants, i just give her the names of rappers. ’ ‘ i once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks. ’ ‘ i didn’t actually sell my last car, i just forgot where i parked it. ’ ‘ i don’t know who al gore is and at this point i’m too afraid to ask. ’ ‘ when they say 2% milk, i don’t know what they other 98% is. ’ ‘ i’ve only slept nine hours over the past four days so i’m right on the verge of a nervous breakdown. ’ ‘ upon my death, all of my belongings shall transfer to the man or animal who has killed me. ’ ‘ since i am not a rabbit, no, i do not want a salad. ’ ‘ you’re like an angel with no wings. ’ ‘ oh my god you have to stop using the word ‘nipple.’ ’ ‘ you’re right, i know. i have to be a grown up… but it’s so hard! ’ ‘ i was reading an encyclopedia and i tripped or ‘fell over’ and hit my head. or ‘brain helmet.’ ’ ‘ oh my god, your boobs are dead. ’ ‘ i have a medical condition, alright! it’s called caring too much and it’s incurable! ’ ‘ he put all my records into this rectangle! the songs just play one right after the other! this is an excellent rectangle! ’ ‘ if i keep my body moving and my mind occupied at all times, i will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair. ’ ‘ guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love. ’ ‘ jogging is the worst. i mean, i know it keeps you healthy, but god, at what cost? ’ ‘ i have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life. ’ ‘ i know this and i love you. ’ ‘ that’s too much responsibility. i gotta find a way out of this. ’ ‘ you are a wonderful person. your friendship means a lot to me and you look very beautiful. ’ ‘ i was kind of getting sick of listening to them talk about their relationship, but then i remembered that alcohol existed. ’ ‘ i got stung once and i’m immune. go ahead and sting me, bees! it does nothing! ’ ‘ i’m not afraid of cops! i have no reason to be. i never break any laws, ever… because i’m deathly afraid of cops. ’ ‘ i’m fine. it’s just that life is pointless and nothing matters and i’m always tired. ’ ‘ there will be alcohol there, so i will go as well. ’ ‘ i can’t go because i don’t want to. ’ ‘ i’m just gonna stay angry, i find that relaxes me! ’ ‘ i don’t want to seem overdramatic, but i don’t really care what happens here. ’ ‘ i’m just gonna leave early and go home. ’ ‘ if any of you need anything at all, too bad. ’ ‘ you have never been neutral on anything in your life. you have an opinion on pockets. ’ ‘ dance up on me! ’ ‘ i have an idea, it’s very uncool. it’s not illegal, technically. but it is a dick move. ’ ‘ one time my refrigerator stopped working. i didn’t know what to do. i just moved. ’ ‘ you’re stupid and you’re drunk and you’re stupid. ’ ‘ you don’t even know one thing. i didn’t even say one thing and then she asked me the whole thing and i didn’t even do it once. ’ ‘ i’m like an elephant, okay? if i walk into a room, it’s like, ‘oh he’s in there.’ ’ ‘ bababooey. ’ ‘ mac and cheese pizza?! you’re making that?! ’ ‘ i was dying earlier today. and then i died. now i’m dead. ’ ‘ the only thing i will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother! ’ ‘ i don’t want to be overdramatic, but today felt like 100 years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life. ’ ‘ i have been kind of tense lately. just thinking about the new star wars sequel. ’ ‘ it does look sad. kind of. sorry for stepping on you, floor. ’ ‘ if you rearrange the letters of peru, you can spell europe. ’ ‘ you’re as guilty as you are sexy. ’ ‘ this maze is like a maze. ’ ‘ sometimes when i blow my nose, i get a boner. i don’t know why. it just happens. ’ ‘ so i feel like you were mad at me yesterday and i don’t know why so i made a list of everything i did and i’m gonna try not to do any of them again. ’ ‘ no, i’m not crying, okay? i’m allergic to jerks! ’ ‘ i don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are… actually, it’s going to bug me if i don’t. ’ ‘ with all due respect, you’re a major dick. ’ ‘ the calzones… betrayed me? ’ ‘ who hasn’t had gay thoughts? ’ ‘ do you think a depressed person could make this? no! ’ ‘ i like your energy. what do you say you and i ride go-karts later? ’ ‘ three words: treat. yo. self. ’ ‘ treat yo self. it’s the best day of the year! ’ ‘ i’ll tell you what. here’s the deal. if you get fired, i’ll quit, and we’ll leave together. i’m serious! move to a new city, change our names… burn our fingertips off with acid… swap faces… if we have to. ’ ‘ monsters don’t have souls? uh, have you seen monsters inc? ’ ‘ i make my money the old fashioned way: i got run over by a lexus. ’ ‘ i took this thing called ‘zapvigil’ which apparently is what israeli fighter pilots use to stay awake so… right now it looks like i’m talking to a giant crab. stay away from me crab! ’ ‘ well, you suck at being polite, sir. ’ ‘ at one point, for no reason, i just took off my shoes and held them in my hand. ’ ‘ three, two, one, and my shift’s over… what the fuck is your problem?! ’ ‘ math is worthless in real life. i mean, there’s an app for calculating tips. that’s all you need. ’ ‘ your house isn’t haunted, you’re lonely. ’ ‘ just because i can’t go out with him, someone else can? wow. ’ ‘ oh, this is bad. i should not have done this. ’ ‘ she’s the worst person i’ve ever met. i want to travel the world with her. ’ ‘ no, no, no, no. i’m not lonely. i have me. ’ ‘ i love watching russian traffic accidents on youtube while i play children’s music at the wrong rpm. ’ ‘ god, i am so annoyed that he would hypothetically do that. ’ ‘ you beautiful, rule-breaking moth. ’ ‘ you beautiful, naive, sophisticated newborn baby. ’ ‘ you beautiful tropical fish. ’ ‘ hope no one minds if i livetweet this bitch! ’ ‘ i just want to hear the doctor say that he had a fart attack. is that too much to ask? ’ ‘ the only things i like are dogs and sleeping late. ’ ‘ it kind of sucks that i’m super broke and i want to buy you stuff and it’s embarrassing that i can’t. ’ ‘ i don’t want anything. i just want to hang out with you. ’ ‘ you’ve killed my spirit. my spirit’s blood is on your hands. ’ ‘ i hate people. ’ ‘ you can see the stars, which i hate. they’re creepy. ’ ‘ i will kill you slowly with a giant syringe. ’ ‘ what? i love garbage. ’ ‘ i only tell the truth when it makes me sound like i’m lying. ’ ‘ i want to be burned at the stake. ’ ‘ i’m going to murder you a thousand times. ’ ‘ people who buy things are suckers. ’ ‘ this is 100% certified for realskis. ’ ‘ well, if there’s anyone who can bring my parents together, it’s no one. no one can ever bring them together. ’ ‘ getting married is the bravest, most wonderful thing you can do because every day you come home and you’re just like, ‘what? it’s you! i love you! you’re my sexy roommate. we love each other.’ ’ ‘ i am 100% certain that i am 0% sure of what i’m going to do. ’ ‘ my anxiety has kept me up for over 50 hours. ’ ‘ maybe we should find the person who stole your positive attitude. ’ ‘ scientists believe that the first human being who will live 150 years has already been born. i believe i am that human being. ’ ‘ messy is fun, okay? my whole life is a giant mess and i love it. ’ ‘ friendship is better because friends help you move. they drive you to the airport. boyfriends just… love you and marry you. ’ ‘ i hope you brought a change of clothes cause your eyes are about to piss tears. ’ ‘ everything hurts and i’m dying. ’ ‘ i need you to text me every 30 seconds saying everything’s gonna be okay. ’ ‘ let me just say, from the bottom of my heart: my bad. ’ ‘ there are no consequences to my actions anymore. i’m like a white, male u.s. senator. ’ ‘ hey, are you busy? and writing star trek fan fiction does not count. ’ ‘ what do we…? like, what do we do? like, what do we do? um, how- how do we- how…? how… how… how? what do we do?! ’ ‘ oh, also, i have a little secret… i’m drunk. ’ ‘ i do say the cutest stuff. ’ ‘ i don’t want to cause a panic… news flash: we’re screwed! ’ ‘ velvet slippies, cashmere socks, velvet pants, cashmere turtle. i’m a cashmere-velvet candy cane. ’ ‘ you shut your mouth! you have all the strengths! ’ ‘ never half-ass two things. whole-ass one thing. ’ ‘ i’m a simple man. i like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food. ’ ‘ i guess i kind of hate most things, but i never really seem to hate you. ’ ‘ time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge. let’s go! ’ ‘ i have no idea what i’m doing, but i know i’m doing it really, really well. ’ ‘ ovaries before brovaries. ’ ‘ sometimes you gotta work a little so you can ball a lot. ’ ‘ i have never taken the high road, but i tell people to ‘cause then there’s more room for me on the low road. ’ ‘ just remember, every time you look up at the moon, i, too, will be looking at a moon. not the same moon, obviously. that’s impossible. ’ ‘ i’m just gonna go live under a bridge and ask people riddles before they cross. ’ ‘ i love games that turn people against each other. ’ ‘ i don’t care about that prize, but i’m gonna win because i want his happiness to go away. ’ ‘ that is the coolest sentence i have ever heard somebody talk. ’ ‘ i wanted to make fun of stupid people while i get drunk. my two true passions. ’ ‘ i am big enough to admit that i am often inspired by myself. ’ ‘ if i could go back in time and cut your eyeballs out, i would. ’
Hello all and happy holidays to my fellow Case Studiers! (and anyone else who happens to stumble upon this video lol)
This is my gift for @aph-englend! I hope you enjoy it and have a fantastic holiday and new year! Hope this isn’t toooo feelsy I did go for feels but I don’t want to hurt anyone’s heart :’D
Cold Starters
"Here, have my jacket"
"Do we have any more blankets?"
"I think I/you have frostbite"
"You're shivering"
"It's not that cold"
"Let's get a fire going"
"Just think warm thoughts"
"We're snowed in"
"Do you want to build a snowman?"
"Your lips are turning blue"
"I can't feel my feet"
"Make sure you bring a jacket"
"I'm so cold, I can't stop shivering"
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(( Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone! Going to try and clear out as much inbox and possible tonight while I pack for the road trip to PA tomorrow. If you have an idea for an au/plot or just wanna talk, hit me up! Muses @perosamundi also want attention. (in angst mood) Also mun under cut from this morning. ))
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✰ — — — THE GOOD PLACE SENTENCE STARTERS
‘ hi, guys! i’m broken. ’ ‘ send nude pics of your heart to me. ’ ‘ man, repressing your feelings is great. ’ ‘ i just want to sit and stare at nothing and silently scream for the rest of time. ’ ‘ birth is a curse and existence is a prison. ’ ‘ it’s ancient history? it was happening until twenty seconds ago. ’ ‘ one of the perks of living alone is that i get to just walk around naked. ’ ‘ i’ll miss you too, you sexy skyscraper. ’ ‘ you were already at almost-maximum hotness, but now you look like a sexy, tan rapunzel. ugh, the dream. ’ ‘ well, hooking up with someone with the exact same name, it is kind of a fun, narcissistic fantasy… i could be into it. ’ ‘ so far, i’m the best student. i’m gonna be the velociraptor. ’ ‘ i feel like ‘friends’ in season eight, out of ideas and forcing joey and rachel together, even though it made no sense. ’ ‘ i once got lost on an escalator, so i’m not exactly christopher columbus. ’ ‘ we’ve been through this thousands of times. i mean, can you… just chill out? is that possible? ’ ‘ you deserve to be happy because you are an impressive, thoughtful, and special person… not to mention, you have a rockin’ bod. ’ ‘ any place or thing in the universe can be up to 104% perfect. that’s how we got beyonce. ’ ‘ because of reasons. there are reasons! they exist and i don’t want to explain them right now. ’ ‘ i’m a canyon… full of poo-poo. ’ ‘ they are a couple and i am a third part of that couple. ’ ‘ it’s suddenly very important that i get drunk. ’ ‘ you got dreams in life? that’s lit. ’ ‘ be nicer to yourself. ’ ‘ how can i say no? …can i say no? ’ ‘ i don’t have a house. i live in a boundless void. ’ ‘ i have no idea what’s going on, but everyone is talking and i should too. ’ ‘ be nicer to yourself. ’ ‘ i’m too young to die and too old to eat off the kid’s menu. what a stupid age i am! ’ ‘ is this a game? i go first. i call blue! ’ ‘ aw, man. i wanted to push that button. not cool, dude. ’ ‘ we know everything. i don’t understand much of it, but you know, i know it. ’ ‘ that was my first time as a fashion ‘don’t’ and i did not care for it. ’ ‘ i’m just a girl, towering over a boy, asking him to admit he loves me. ’ ‘ hey there hot stuff, can i get you a cup of coffee? ’ ‘ do you have any feelings like that for me again now? ’ ‘ no, no, no, dude, dude, dude, you don’t have to explain yourself. we are on the same page. ’ ‘ i am revved up to learn, man. my brain is horny! ’ ‘ i used to think about how it’s weird they don’t make pants that are just one big pant leg for both your legs. ’ ‘ i felt bad about what i did. it was a weird feeling. not used to it. didn’t love it. ’ ‘ yeah, i love you. ugh, that’s embarrassing. i feel so itchy. ’ ‘ go fork yourself, you mean giraffe. ’ ‘ who needs a soulmate anyway? my soulmate will be… books. ’ ‘ what do we do? panic? freak? i usually panic, but i am happy to freak! ’ ‘ we’re gonna have assignments and quizzes and papers… it’s gonna be so much fun! ’ ‘ i’m in a perfect utopia and i have a stomachache. ’ ‘ i need to step outside for some air. and… i will not be back. for many days. ’ ‘ the point is, you’re cool, dope, fresh, and smart-brained. ’ ‘ yeah, dude. i’m not a monster… anymore. ’ ‘ i’m good. just hang out with her and name constellations after each other or whatever it is nerds do. i’m fine on my own. ’ ‘ i’m in this. we’re a team. ’ ‘ she makes the bass drop… in my heart. ’ ‘ is that some kind of nerd pick-up line? because it’s only kind of working. ’ ‘ ugh, of course your hugs are amazing. ’ ‘ okay, that’s really specific and that makes me think that you definitely did do that. ’ ‘ yeah, mm-hmm, everything is fine, it’s okay, yeah. i’m fine. so, it’s all fine. ’ ‘ look away! everybody look away. i’m going to keep watching, but you guys look away. ’ ‘ ugh, talking about your feelings is the worst. ’ ‘ i’ve been keeping a secret from you… about you. the thing is, it’s not even harming you and if i tell you i feel like it might harm you. so, uh, ethically speaking, i don’t think i have to tell you. ’ ‘ has anyone ever told you what a drag you are? ’ ‘ ‘bearer of bad news’? uh, i think you mean ‘bad news bear’. ’ ‘ honestly, the best move is to get another dude and just go to town. rebound guy. ’ ‘ but i am happy for them! i am! i am! am i? i am! i am not. i am not. i am not that. i am not happy for them. ’ ‘ i totally get it. i mean, he’s a ding dong, but also a straight hottie. ’ ‘ you want to hear his side? oh, no, no, no. that’ll only slow things down. ’ ‘ no! right? no, it felt like a no when i was doing it. ’ ‘ here’s the thing, i’m nice to you and you’re mean to me. there’s something wrong about that, but i can’t put my finger on it. ’ ‘ how am i doing? oh, well, you know… stomach’s in knots, i’m stress-grinding my teeth, and it feels like i’m being suffocated. ’ ‘ just shove your feelings way deep down, plaster on a smile, and pretend your having fun. ’ ‘ just shove your feelings way deep down, plaster on a smile, and pretend your having fun… just like i do when someone starts talking about their kids. ’ ‘ how do i put this delicately… it’s all stupid garbage! ’ ‘ i’m sorry i dragged you into this. ’ ‘ i’m sorry that i never did laundry… and that i waited until you were about to do yours and secretly tossed mine into the basket to trick you into doing it. ’ ‘ that’s a very, very bad idea. don’t be yourself! ’ ‘ great. yet again, it’s everyone against me because everyone except me is an idiot. why am i the only person who clearly sees what’s going on here? ’
Winter & Holiday Starters ❄️
Send one and I’ll write a starter based on:
⛄️ – our muses build a snowman together ❄️ – our muses get snowed in and the electricity goes out 🍗 – our muses have to cook a holiday dinner together 🍷– our muses wake up hungover after an office party and don’t remember what happened ✈️ – our muses go on a holiday vacation together 🎅 – one of our muses is dressed as santa and the other sits in their lap 💔 – our muses are both single on christmas 🎄 – our muses decorate for christmas 🍪 – our muses bake cookies together 🎁 – our muses exchange presents 🎤 – one of our muses tries to get the other to sing christmas carols 💋 – our muses kiss under the mistletoe ⛸️ – our muses go ice skating 👼 – our muses go to church services 💲 – our muses go to the mall together to shop for presents ⭐– our muses get dressed up for a holiday party
Send 🍸+ a question and my muse will answer while drunk.
