PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@ragsandrascals
I've been on this site for like a year and a half but here's my intro post anyway
My silly internet name is Gloria, call me Gory🌼
My DNI list is the usual transphobes, homophobes, ableists, racists etc we don't tolerate that awfulness here
My father died before he could get his crows feet, I die without mine, my son will die without his.
There are no words I could have uttered to convince him not to climb into my coffin. I would know; there were no words my father could have uttered that would have convinced me not to climb into his.
I regret not trying anyways. My son will die young and it is my fault.
or;
Legacy
Tell me to grow wings...
let's hangout together for the rest of our lives or something dude
If I see one more transphobe say something about Elliot page I’ll kill someone I mean it
I miss you tumblr
in case i dont see ya,
WIP 😈
Holy ground
guys I went back to recreate this and. It’s gone.
Pour one out for butt dyke house
Ngl I’m really not into the fact that everyone conveniently forgot about Micheal Jackson’s grooming allegations
Popular Dispatch head canons I don’t fuck with and why (reminder this is not that serious and just my opinion)
Robert doesn’t like to open up: UHHHH SINCE WHEN? Like I get it- we are taking that from the time he dodged Chase in order to be a hero but like come on. The game opens up with him pouring his soul out to Toxic after he kidnapped him, he talks about his shitty life later to Mandy on their first meeting, and once again to Mandy when Chase is in the hospital. Technically he also has that one moment where he tells beef he doesn’t wanna die in that suit before the house warming party, but that doesn’t count he’s a dog
Robert refuses to take care of himself: He’s poor- what? You guys just think he doesn’t have anything in his apartment because he likes that???? He’s poor???? He says it himself in game! Like he’d probably really like owning a bed actually, but he’s self sacrificing enough to choose heroism over spending money on himself. If he could do both he would
Robert is obsessed with twinkies: Now this one I have less vitriol for because it’s cute. I just think he probably hasn’t had a Twinkie since he was last with Chase and having them again makes him feel like a kid when he was loved. I think because we see him eat a chocolate bar in the scene where Flambae tosses his noodles at Waterboy that he has a sweet tooth just in general and so the only reason he keeps choosing twinkies is because they’re associated with love in his mind
Waterboy’s stutter: this one is kind of just me bitching about people writing it incorrectly in fics. Not the biggest deal but he trips up on syllables less when he’s comfortable and also his primary stutter isn’t that anyway. When you listen to him talk he’s usually just messing up what words he wants to say by switching up his sentence in the middle of saying it. He can be really steady at times when he speaks.
Flambae smokes when his powers act up: Like I get that it’s a funny visual for him to be mad or something and literally smoking from his ears and shit but unless he’s burning his clothes it should be steam. WHICH IMO IS EQUALLY AS COOL TO SEE HIM EXHALE hes like an angry steam engine
These are all of my takes for now. Good day.
quick guys claim ur "i was a fan of octet b4 it became mainstream" badge b4 it goes mainstream
we're having some very important discussions here
Found out they wanna put a data center in my town and I’m genuinely distraught
Oh my gosh, when Is someone gonna hit this motherfucker 💀
thought this might be funny hehe
see my other dispatch x lilo & stitch comic here!
I was talking to my friend about how I’m pretty sure the muppet joker and the hymen restoration project both are probably being run by trans people and she hits me with “it’s tumblr that’s like saying I think the people at the KKK rally are white.”
